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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-30 00:18:51
November 29 2008 23:17 GMT
#1
For a limited time only, I will offer my services of analysing your handwriting to tell you things about yourself you didn't know before. I have been taking courses in handwriting analysis and am eager to test my skills.

What I require is: A scan of any kind of writing you've done... About a page worth, that could be school notes, or a short story you wrote, or anything, just as long as there's a decent amount of it.

The first acceptable scan posted I will analyse and after that, if I'm still bored, I'll pick and choose between what's posted.

Cheers,

EDIT: As an example of writing analysis I've done before... The following:

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[17:03] Steph: sent.
[17:03] Ed: :o
[17:04] Ed: see, you can even see the writing on the other side (y)
[17:04] Ed: scanners are good
[17:04] Steph: you should see the notes with just calculations on it
[17:04] Ed: Okay, time to analyse your writing
[17:05] Steph: is my writing ...glorious??
[17:08] Steph: no response..
[17:08] Steph: hahhha
[17:08] Ed: yes
[17:08] Ed: I'm just
[17:08] Ed: writing up my analysis
[17:08] Ed: be patient
[17:09] Steph: what analysis..
[17:11] Ed: You mostly print, except for the occasional random two letters. This says you play by nobody's rules, not even your own. the crosses of the t's, and f's, are light... That means you're suttle and appreciate working for what you like, explaining your love of British comedy, and your devotion to your garden despite its tragedies. Your writing is long and spacey, which means you like your space in life, and in a King size bed, you'd still manage to spread yourself over the whole thing and insist there wasn't room for anyone else. Your capitals are often made of two seperate lines, this means when no one is home, you like to dance around in your underwear. Your writing is often above the blue guideline, which means you think you're above the people around you, ie your stupid classmates.
[17:13] Steph: Hahahhahhahhha
[17:13] Steph: where did you come up with this eh
[17:14] Ed: from my brain :O
[17:14] Steph: pshh
[17:14] Ed: where I come up with everything I do and say
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-29 23:20:24
November 29 2008 23:19 GMT
#2
If I had a scanner you'd probably find out about that time I raped and killed a man.

oh shi-
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-29 23:24:04
November 29 2008 23:21 GMT
#3
bla
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-29 23:24:53
November 29 2008 23:21 GMT
#4
I once killed hookers with a woman who used a netgun to keep them from running from the plank of wood that I wielded.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7447 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-29 23:42:10
November 29 2008 23:23 GMT
#5
[image loading]

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lol, clueless in The Prism!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 29 2008 23:24 GMT
#6
Insufficient data, Chezinu. Sorry.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
CuteSmallHydra
Profile Joined May 2003
Canada119 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-30 00:00:05
November 29 2008 23:28 GMT
#7
Is this enough? It's the only scan I have at the moment, if it isn't I'll scan something better. ;p

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aka fOr)Darko
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 29 2008 23:29 GMT
#8
you posted the wrong link, you need to get the link of the actual picture

anyway this should make it work:

[image loading]
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-29 23:36:10
November 29 2008 23:30 GMT
#9
I know the "but" got cut off, but hopefully this is good enough. I'm genuinely curious ^_^
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Edit: shit, a page's worth? Somehow skimmed over that, sorry. I'll go find something then, brb.
ish0wstopper
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)342 Posts
November 29 2008 23:32 GMT
#10
maybe if you knew how to spell analyze correctly
ish0wstopper effect
CuteSmallHydra
Profile Joined May 2003
Canada119 Posts
November 29 2008 23:32 GMT
#11
On November 30 2008 08:29 Frits wrote:
you posted the wrong link, you need to get the link of the actual picture


yarr, thanks. I realized I pasted the wrong link when I refreshed the webpage and realized the pic was taking just a tad bit too long to load.
aka fOr)Darko
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 29 2008 23:33 GMT
#12
Capital H the - doesn't connect to both of the vertical lines = you murdered somebody. Sorry.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
November 29 2008 23:37 GMT
#13
Well Darko beat me out, but hopefully I can be one of the guys you pick and choose if you feel like it? ^_^

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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-29 23:41:43
November 29 2008 23:40 GMT
#14
Darko, I'm looking for notes more like this:

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Falcynn, yours is acceptable and I will begin analysis. Please be patient while I post.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
November 29 2008 23:42 GMT
#15
On November 30 2008 08:32 ish0wstopper wrote:
maybe if you knew how to spell analyze correctly


Actually, he spelt it correctly...
Freedom is a stranger
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-29 23:49:49
November 29 2008 23:42 GMT
#16
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not mine but i'm interested in what it says about this person tell me if the sample is big enough

edit: no idea why imgshack keeps resizing the image.. what a stupid host, tiny pic'd now
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
November 29 2008 23:43 GMT
#17
I don't have a scanner ;_;
^-^
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
November 29 2008 23:50 GMT
#18
do me do me

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this is from 2-3 years ago but my handwriting should still be about the same
too easy
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-30 00:21:46
November 29 2008 23:58 GMT
#19
On November 30 2008 08:37 Falcynn wrote:
Well Darko beat me out, but hopefully I can be one of the guys you pick and choose if you feel like it? ^_^

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      Falcynn, much like our caveman ancestors of old, you prefer not the elegance of cursive writing, but the raw brutal force of the printed letter. This indicates a predisposition toward all things untamed and taboo, such as male to male anal sex. This is further indicated by your typical avoidance of the lines. While sometimes you write your letters connected to lines, more often they stay directly above and between them. This is a clue that you do not respect the lines (or taboos) of society and prefer to ignore them completely. When you come in contact with them, it is purely a coincidence of them coinciding with your goals for rough, male on male anal sex.
      Another thing that dominates your overall writing style, is the thickness of your printed letters. This is generally caused by a use of excessive force when pressing your pen or pencil to the paper. The obvious conclusion of this is, of course, a continued theme of primitive caveman like tendencies which lead to a desire of toughness, and roughness, particularly in male on male anal sex. However, to your benefit, this means that the roughness is probably exerted by yourself, unto your partner, wherein you are the one exerting the force into his supple anus.
      In addition to this, we see an excess of straight lines, even in letters that should normally by curved. For instance, your s's and e's seem to be more of a mechanical series of straight lines than the curves that they should be. This implies a conscious level of homophobia, or denial of your subconscious urges. You demand to only show others that you are as straight as an arrow, but to the keen observer, you are as queer as only rough male on male anal sex could exemplify.
      Furthermore, your writing is not uniform in the way that it leans. That is, sometimes it leans left, sometimes it leans right, and sometimes it is very centred and tall. This describes that you are a desperate man, and despite your preference for male on male anal sex, you advertise to the world that really, any partner will do, so long as it's mostly human.
      This concludes my first analysis of writing. I hope you have learned a lot about yourself, Falcynn, and I am possibly willing to do another if I see one that looks particularly interesting.

Cheers,
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
November 30 2008 00:00 GMT
#20
...wait



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