....... Allow me to analyze your handwriting - Page 2

On November 30 2008 08:58 Chef wrote:

      Falcynn, much like our caveman ancestors of old, you prefer not the elegance of cursive writing, but the raw brutal force of the printed letter. This indicates a predisposition toward all things untamed and taboo, such as male to male anal sex. This is further indicated by your typical avoidance of the lines. While sometimes you write your letters connected to lines, more often they stay directly above and between them. This is a clue that you do not respect the lines (or taboos) of society and prefer to ignore them completely. When you come in contact with them, it is purely a coincidence of them coinciding with your goals for rough, male on male anal sex.

      Another thing that dominates your overall writing style, is the thickness of your printed letters. This is generally caused by a use of excessive force when pressing your pen or pencil to the paper. The obvious conclusion of this is, of course, a continued theme of primitive caveman like tendencies which lead to a desire of toughness, and roughness, particularly in male on male anal sex. However, to your benefit, this means that the roughness is probably exerted by yourself, unto your partner, wherein you are the one exerting the force into his supple anus.

      In addition to this, we see and excess of straight lines, even in letters that should normally by curved. For instance, your s's and e's seem to be more of a mechanical series of straight lines than the curves that they should be. This implies a conscious level of homophobia, or denial of your subconscious urges. You demand to only show others that you are as straight as an arrow, but to the keen observer, you are as queer as only rough male on male anal sex could exemplify.

      Furthermore, your writing is not uniform in the way that it leans. That is, sometimes it leans left, sometimes it leans right, and sometimes it is very centred and tall. This describes that you are a desperate man, and despite your preference for male on male anal sex, you advertise to the world that really, any partner will do, so long as it's mostly human.

      This concludes my first analysis of writing. I hope you have learned a lot about yourself, Falcynn, and I am possibly willing to do another if I see one that looks particularly interesting.

Cheers,

On November 30 2008 09:13 Falcynn wrote:
God, I feel so owned right now

Well, not so much owned, mostly just disappointed that I won't have my handwriting seriously analyzed.

...this wasn't serious right?

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On November 30 2008 08:32 ish0wstopper wrote:
maybe if you knew how to spell analyze correctly

On November 30 2008 09:13 Falcynn wrote:
God, I feel so owned right now

Well, not so much owned, mostly just disappointed that I won't have my handwriting seriously analyzed.

...this wasn't serious right?

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On November 30 2008 09:34 Frits wrote:


There is no such thing as a serious analyzing of handwriting dude, it's all a bunch of bullshit lol.