Starcraft Health Insurance

KurtistheTurtle

United States1966 Posts

March 26 2010 08:16 GMT

Say you're hard at work and you get injured on the job. How's your health coverage?

Terran: You have to pay for it.

Zerg: There's universal health coverage, but its slow.

Protoss: You're given cybernetic enhancements at birth but if you get hurt you're fucked (unless you're willing to forgo your body for a kick ass wheelchair). No health insurance bill can get pushed through legislation because the Protoss are wasting a lot of money on a pointless war against the Zerg.

Polar_Nada

United States1548 Posts

March 26 2010 08:18 GMT

hahah this is interesting. and i heard that if u have terran allies, they can fix protoss units ^^

OMin

United States545 Posts

March 26 2010 08:38 GMT

if you know ur about to do something really dangerous and ur terran, they can make you invulnerable for 200 hp.

Marradron

Netherlands1586 Posts

March 26 2010 08:39 GMT

protoss have a half free healthservice. Though it is only for minor inconveniences

DanceCommander

United States1808 Posts

March 26 2010 08:43 GMT

if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy

k20a

Canada412 Posts

March 26 2010 09:38 GMT

On March 26 2010 17:43 DanceCommander wrote:
if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy

I'm gonna assume you mean shield battery yes?
marine life expectancy is like a couple minutes tops, insurance premiums must skyrocket

JSH

United States4109 Posts

March 26 2010 10:04 GMT

On March 26 2010 17:43 DanceCommander wrote:
if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy

Don't forget the Pylon

FiBsTeR

United States415 Posts

March 26 2010 14:23 GMT

The best solution would be to set up a public transit system of arbiters and a network of shield batteries. Then if you're feeling blue (or less blue I guess) you could just recall to your assigned battery. The walk back might be long but if you can afford it you can always flag down a speed shuttle to give you a ride.

EDIT: Oh and about those wheelchairs, I hear their pathfinding sucks ass and they freeze up if you tell them to move too much.

citi.zen

2509 Posts

March 26 2010 14:59 GMT

Terran: if you're in the infantry you get free access to medics.

IntoTheWow

is awesome32268 Posts

March 26 2010 17:55 GMT

#10

witty

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