I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.

Haha

intruding

157 Posts

August 10 2009 04:21 GMT

#22

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ChaseR

Norway1004 Posts

August 10 2009 04:25 GMT

#23

Im trying to judge the drastic drop in IQ as every line of the blog drops it by 238%.

Ok where the hell does love/hate relationship fit into all this? You hate yourself because you love hot chicks that you can't get? Bummer, perhaps try the internet maybe some of them did a porn movie and then you can have a long distance relationship.

AtlaS

United States1001 Posts

August 10 2009 04:33 GMT

#24

On August 10 2009 13:12 Dr.Dragoon wrote:

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What if I get axe?

Then you win the girls. TV doesn't lie.
Man put on axe. Woman sex with man.

On serious note, this is true. Woman love a good smelling guy. Axe is good for young people cause you'll still smell nice without having to put on cologne and appear to be trying too hard.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

August 10 2009 04:33 GMT

#25

On August 10 2009 13:25 ChaseR wrote:
Im trying to judge the drastic drop in IQ as every line of the blog drops it by 238%.

Ok where the hell does love/hate relationship fit into all this? You hate yourself because you love hot chicks that you can't get? Bummer, perhaps try the internet maybe some of them did a porn movie and then you can have a long distance relationship.

Your post is very ironic.
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love/hate relationship means you love and hate something simultaneously, in this example, I love the fact that short shorts are very revealing, but I hate the fact that I don't get the women behind them

stroggos

New Zealand1543 Posts

August 10 2009 04:34 GMT

#26

"dont just stare at it, eat it"-Pat Bateman, extrract of american psycho

requiem

United States268 Posts

August 10 2009 04:54 GMT

#27

that chloroform and 4pool shit made me laugh

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

August 10 2009 04:56 GMT

#28

On August 10 2009 13:04 caldo149 wrote:
Stop staring just talk to them, hot girls in short shorts are people too you know. "Hey how's it going?" "looking for anything in particular?" etc.etc.
I know you're supposed to be working, but for cryin' out loud if it bothers you that much then do something about it. Or is there some other reason that you can't laid?

Hmmm. Well it doesn't bother me enough to make me go home and cry myself to sleep, it's just kind of a FML thing. I guess I could be more assertive but my self-esteem probably isn't the greatest, and a lot of the people that come in are older than me too. I don't plan o n dating a 30 yo lol.

SpiritoftheTunA

United States20903 Posts

August 10 2009 05:19 GMT

#29

i agree

grow a mustache

Sir.Kimmel

United States785 Posts

August 10 2009 05:21 GMT

#30

On August 10 2009 13:12 hyde wrote:

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LOL hahahahahahhahaa

"Yeah see there's candy, NOW GET IN THE CAR!" *Shove*

Mortality

United States4790 Posts

August 10 2009 05:39 GMT

#31

You should tell them your ICCup ladder high. Guaranteed to get you poon.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

August 10 2009 05:43 GMT

#32

C- only gets me a tittie grab Mort =/

Fr33t

United States1128 Posts

August 10 2009 05:53 GMT

#33

On August 10 2009 13:34 stroggos wrote:
"dont just stare at it, eat it"-Pat Bateman, extrract of american psycho

Haha for some reason that exact same line came to my mind.

d(O.o)a

Canada5066 Posts

August 10 2009 06:21 GMT

#34

On August 10 2009 14:43 Grobyc wrote:
C- only gets me a tittie grab Mort =/

What sluts are you getting with? My C+ barely got my a tit grab.

Myxomatosis

United States2392 Posts

August 10 2009 06:22 GMT

#35

just masturbate dude

Etherone

United States1898 Posts

August 10 2009 06:36 GMT

#36

I fail to see what deters you from going forward with your chloroform plan.
I understand that there is room for improvement upon that plan, but the basic outline is there, add a bit of recon work, a car with a roomy trunk, some cuffs, a bag, an escape route, and, depending on your disposition, a body extraction process or a couple of masks and a condom.

micronesia

United States24494 Posts

August 10 2009 07:04 GMT

#37

Wow I just realized how desensitized I've become to random sc reference insertions into everyday situations. I like... read past them without ever realizing they were used.