Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.
I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.
I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.
It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do is grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!" "NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"
Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote: ... with short shorts and hot chicks.
Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.
I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.
I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.
It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!" "NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"
Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote: ... with short shorts and hot chicks.
Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.
I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.
I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.
It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!" "NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"
Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote: ... with short shorts and hot chicks.
Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.
I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.
I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.
It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!" "NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"
Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML
i think i found your problem
Hey, pick up artist use a lot of slang/abbreviations/acronyms so that the chicks wouldn't know what the fuck they talking about ^_^
On August 10 2009 13:01 NastyMarine wrote: Introduce yourself maybe? lol Its not that hard.
For sure, put yourself in positions that will ease you out of your comfort zone. No matter how much you want it to happen, girls will not suddenly flock to you and drop their pants without you lifting so much as a finger.
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote: ... with short shorts and hot chicks.
Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.
I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.
I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.
It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!" "NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"
Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML
i think i found your problem
I know the problem haha, I just can't really do anything about it. Well, I guess I don't really stare, it's more like stealing glances.
We aren't supposed to "assist" customers with anything other than purchases or w/e, because some people are like "ewww wtf, fuck off" and report it at customer service lolol.
Stop staring just talk to them, hot girls in short shorts are people too you know. "Hey how's it going?" "looking for anything in particular?" etc.etc. I know you're supposed to be working, but for cryin' out loud if it bothers you that much then do something about it. Or is there some other reason that you can't laid?
On August 10 2009 13:01 NastyMarine wrote: Introduce yourself maybe? lol Its not that hard.
For sure, put yourself in positions that will ease you out of your comfort zone. No matter how much you want it to happen, girls will not suddenly flock to you and drop their pants without you lifting so much as a finger.
EPT
