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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
August 10 2009 04:14 GMT
#21
I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.


Haha
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
intruding
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
157 Posts
August 10 2009 04:21 GMT
#22
--- Nuked ---
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
August 10 2009 04:25 GMT
#23
Im trying to judge the drastic drop in IQ as every line of the blog drops it by 238%.

Ok where the hell does love/hate relationship fit into all this? You hate yourself because you love hot chicks that you can't get? Bummer, perhaps try the internet maybe some of them did a porn movie and then you can have a long distance relationship.
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-10 04:37:25
August 10 2009 04:33 GMT
#24
On August 10 2009 13:12 Dr.Dragoon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 13:03 AtlaS wrote:
On August 10 2009 13:01 NastyMarine wrote:
Introduce yourself maybe? lol Its not that hard.

For sure, put yourself in positions that will ease you out of your comfort zone. No matter how much you want it to happen, girls will not suddenly flock to you and drop their pants without you lifting so much as a finger.

What if I get axe?

Then you win the girls. TV doesn't lie.
Man put on axe. Woman sex with man.

On serious note, this is true. Woman love a good smelling guy. Axe is good for young people cause you'll still smell nice without having to put on cologne and appear to be trying too hard.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 10 2009 04:33 GMT
#25
On August 10 2009 13:25 ChaseR wrote:
Im trying to judge the drastic drop in IQ as every line of the blog drops it by 238%.

Ok where the hell does love/hate relationship fit into all this? You hate yourself because you love hot chicks that you can't get? Bummer, perhaps try the internet maybe some of them did a porn movie and then you can have a long distance relationship.

Your post is very ironic.
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love/hate relationship means you love and hate something simultaneously, in this example, I love the fact that short shorts are very revealing, but I hate the fact that I don't get the women behind them
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
August 10 2009 04:34 GMT
#26
"dont just stare at it, eat it"-Pat Bateman, extrract of american psycho
hi
requiem
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States268 Posts
August 10 2009 04:54 GMT
#27
that chloroform and 4pool shit made me laugh
...
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 10 2009 04:56 GMT
#28
On August 10 2009 13:04 caldo149 wrote:
Stop staring just talk to them, hot girls in short shorts are people too you know. "Hey how's it going?" "looking for anything in particular?" etc.etc.
I know you're supposed to be working, but for cryin' out loud if it bothers you that much then do something about it. Or is there some other reason that you can't laid?

Hmmm. Well it doesn't bother me enough to make me go home and cry myself to sleep, it's just kind of a FML thing. I guess I could be more assertive but my self-esteem probably isn't the greatest, and a lot of the people that come in are older than me too. I don't plan o n dating a 30 yo lol.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
August 10 2009 05:19 GMT
#29
i agree


grow a mustache
posting on liquid sites in current year
Sir.Kimmel
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States785 Posts
August 10 2009 05:21 GMT
#30
On August 10 2009 13:12 hyde wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2009 13:07 Demoninja wrote:
You should tell them you have candy in your car.

LOL hahahahahahhahaa

"Yeah see there's candy, NOW GET IN THE CAR!" *Shove*



[image loading]
Lets throw in Canada into the mix and we can rename our country to Camerico. --Klogon
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
August 10 2009 05:39 GMT
#31
You should tell them your ICCup ladder high. Guaranteed to get you poon.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 10 2009 05:43 GMT
#32
C- only gets me a tittie grab Mort =/
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
August 10 2009 05:53 GMT
#33
On August 10 2009 13:34 stroggos wrote:
"dont just stare at it, eat it"-Pat Bateman, extrract of american psycho

Haha for some reason that exact same line came to my mind.
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
August 10 2009 06:21 GMT
#34
On August 10 2009 14:43 Grobyc wrote:
C- only gets me a tittie grab Mort =/


What sluts are you getting with? My C+ barely got my a tit grab.
Hi.
Myxomatosis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2392 Posts
August 10 2009 06:22 GMT
#35
just masturbate dude
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
August 10 2009 06:36 GMT
#36
I fail to see what deters you from going forward with your chloroform plan.
I understand that there is room for improvement upon that plan, but the basic outline is there, add a bit of recon work, a car with a roomy trunk, some cuffs, a bag, an escape route, and, depending on your disposition, a body extraction process or a couple of masks and a condom.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24763 Posts
August 10 2009 07:04 GMT
#37
Wow I just realized how desensitized I've become to random sc reference insertions into everyday situations. I like... read past them without ever realizing they were used.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 10 2009 07:18 GMT
#38
Maybe if you gathered your own minerals and stopped harassing people I'd 4pool you too micronesia.
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If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
August 10 2009 11:35 GMT
#39
On August 10 2009 13:01 AtlaS wrote:
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On August 10 2009 12:57 paper wrote:
On August 10 2009 12:47 Grobyc wrote:
... with short shorts and hot chicks.

Hot chicks in short shorts + guy who cant get laid = a saaaaaaad saaaaaaaad man.

I work at a grocery store as a clerk doing stocking/etc and FUCK, every 10 minutes I see some 9/10, 9.5/10, 10/10, etc hot ass chick that comes in and it just makes me hate my life because I want to just pull out the chloroform and go ape shit on that.

I love short shorts and hot chicks because, well, it's fucking hot! But because I just stare and can't do anything it makes me so jealous I get depressed lol.

It's summer here and there are constantly beautiful beautiful women coming in at work all me and my co-workers do it grab eachother from the next aisle over and go "DUDE COME HERE. I FOUND A FUCKING JIZZ IN M PANTS ROFLWTFBBQ around the corner. I'd 4pool that shit hard.!"
"NAH MAN THAT'S LIKE A GG RIGHT THERE!"


Yes, we've disguised our rating /10 as starcraft terms so we can discuss infront of them without them knowing. FML


i think i found your problem

The chloroform part was legit though?


LEGIT SON!! : )
Hates Fun🤔
d1v
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden868 Posts
August 10 2009 11:38 GMT
#40
Just do as my friend did last week end: "Hey, I'm a trader, want to fuck?"
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