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United States24483 Posts
On July 21 2009 10:33 YPang wrote:
Hmm you girlfriend's father is having a stroke? Then i'd assume he won't live much longer even if he did survive this, so i suggest you to buy some date rape drugs and a lot of booze, and invite his daughter to a crunked up party. After party you won't have to deal with her father, cuz he's in a hospital; PERFECT OPPORTUNITY DON'T MISS IT.
Gl sir.
YPang you can't deny that you deserve to be told to shadap.
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do it quickly, but gently
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On July 21 2009 10:41 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2009 10:33 YPang wrote:
Hmm you girlfriend's father is having a stroke? Then i'd assume he won't live much longer even if he did survive this, so i suggest you to buy some date rape drugs and a lot of booze, and invite his daughter to a crunked up party. After party you won't have to deal with her father, cuz he's in a hospital; PERFECT OPPORTUNITY DON'T MISS IT.
Gl sir. YPang you can't deny that you deserve to be told to shadap.
imo OP deserves anything that comes at him, it actually benefits the society if he fails to replicate
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On July 21 2009 10:10 Whiplash wrote:
Be like water
good advice for any situation
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I think you should cheer her up with a joke. But the joke has to be about a stroke, otherwise it wouldn't work
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Osaka27093 Posts
2x flowers to the hospital. 1x "I got these for you... Dad". 1x "And I got these for you beautiful".
Ultra-move.
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Osaka27093 Posts
On July 21 2009 10:49 Purind wrote:
I think you should cheer her up with a joke. But the joke has to be about a stroke, otherwise it wouldn't work
If he loses vision in one eye you could buy him a pirate eye-patch, then turn to the girl and say "Arrr, yer booty is mine".
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On July 21 2009 10:58 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2009 10:49 Purind wrote:
I think you should cheer her up with a joke. But the joke has to be about a stroke, otherwise it wouldn't work If he loses vision in one eye you could buy him a pirate eye-patch, then turn to the girl and say "Arrr, yer booty is mine".
ROFL
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On July 21 2009 10:58 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2009 10:49 Purind wrote:
I think you should cheer her up with a joke. But the joke has to be about a stroke, otherwise it wouldn't work If he loses vision in one eye you could buy him a pirate eye-patch, then turn to the girl and say "Arrr, yer booty is mine".
hahaha, so bad yet so good...
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On July 21 2009 10:58 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2009 10:49 Purind wrote:
I think you should cheer her up with a joke. But the joke has to be about a stroke, otherwise it wouldn't work If he loses vision in one eye you could buy him a pirate eye-patch, then turn to the girl and say "Arrr, yer booty is mine".
Oh god this is awful yet so great.
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LOL@Mani. And double lol at the OP. Yo, you might need girl help, but she sure as hell don't need your help. Have some decency to think about people besides your libido. Even if she's really hot.
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Well would it be the worst to like text her and say "hey i heard your dad had a stroke, is he ok?" or something like that?
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On July 21 2009 10:55 Manifesto7 wrote:
2x flowers to the hospital. 1x "I got these for you... Dad". 1x "And I got these for you beautiful".
Ultra-move.
Jane Austin called. She wants her moves back.
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On July 21 2009 10:19 Flow.of.soul wrote:This gives you such an opening. You just ask she is and how her dad is. You then tell her some story about how one of your relatives got really sick but then everything turned out ok. You then try to comfort her as much as possible with out being creepy. Then you make your move once everything is somewhat back to normal with her.
hes got the right idea.
just be chill with her, she needs someone to open up to
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On July 21 2009 10:58 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2009 10:49 Purind wrote:
I think you should cheer her up with a joke. But the joke has to be about a stroke, otherwise it wouldn't work If he loses vision in one eye you could buy him a pirate eye-patch, then turn to the girl and say "Arrr, yer booty is mine".
HAHAHA
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If you really don't care about how much she will be hurt from this situation, don't pretend like you care. Its called being fake and you're a douchebag if you do it
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On July 21 2009 10:28 Xusneb wrote:
If you actually care about this girl, you should try to be there for emotional support. By doing this, you are hovering dangerously to the dreaded 'friend zone' but you may also end up being seen as extremely attractive once she manages to move on with her life. Basically, be a friend for now, make your move later.
God damn it, tl.net made me aware of this "friend zone", it makes me cringe every time I read it.
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On July 21 2009 10:58 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2009 10:49 Purind wrote:
I think you should cheer her up with a joke. But the joke has to be about a stroke, otherwise it wouldn't work If he loses vision in one eye you could buy him a pirate eye-patch, then turn to the girl and say "Arrr, yer booty is mine".
looool omg
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konadora
Singapore66063 Posts
You are trying to take advantage of her father having a stroke?
You serious?
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Well she doesnt seem distraught, she immediately changed the subject to the new harry potter movie.
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