On April 02 2009 11:47 Equaoh wrote:
Dali was crazy because it made him money.
It's also not necessarily a bad thing to have very little shit unless you feel bloating or something.

its extremely unhealthy; shit must be wet and with little odor, coming out effortless

tentaclemonster

United States118 Posts

April 02 2009 03:50 GMT

#22

try this. The carrot juices they sell in Costco, all organic, I forgot the brand (maybe bolthouse?) but it's 4 to a pack. I had small size stools or diarrhea for a while, but since I've been drinking these carrot juice, I've had normal size stools, albeit orange. And they come out so smoothly.

yes, mental image - like carrots coming out of your ass.

Physician

United States4146 Posts

April 02 2009 04:12 GMT

#23

go more fiber ~ : )
(greens, tomatoes and other fruits)
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btw, for what is worth, Freud would have argued u got stuck in the anal phase of ur development -
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try more cucumbers?

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

April 02 2009 04:18 GMT

#24

On April 02 2009 11:29 ramen247 wrote:
tapeworm rofl.

On April 02 2009 12:27 ramen247 wrote:
tapeworm rofl.

What was the point of that double post...

Gray[FH

152 Posts

April 02 2009 04:40 GMT

#25

i really doubt you have a tape worm, try more liquids and fiber. Fiber helps make your digestive process smoother and that should help you poo better.

Divinek

Canada4045 Posts

April 02 2009 04:50 GMT

#26

You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.

Pieguy314

Canada262 Posts

April 02 2009 05:00 GMT

#27

On April 02 2009 13:50 Divinek wrote:
You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.

Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.

iSCOUT4u

United States327 Posts

April 02 2009 06:16 GMT

#28

I hope the OP does have a tapeworm. How cool would that be...

The_Australian

Australia458 Posts

April 02 2009 06:20 GMT

#29

On April 02 2009 14:00 Pieguy314 wrote:

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Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.

100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm

VorcePA

United States1102 Posts

April 02 2009 06:21 GMT

#30

On April 02 2009 11:40 travis wrote:
eat some more fiber
like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc

This.

It's good to have a lot of protein in your diet, but you also need other nutrients, and fiber helps with bowel movements.

MamiyaOtaru

United States1687 Posts

April 02 2009 06:38 GMT

#31

On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:

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100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

No it doesn't

niteReloaded

Croatia5281 Posts

April 02 2009 06:49 GMT

#32

On April 02 2009 11:40 travis wrote:
eat some more fiber
like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc

You of all ppl should tell him to fix his leaks..

Vex

Ireland454 Posts

April 02 2009 09:08 GMT

#33

its definitly the eggs dude. u need to stop doin that. itl make u fat in time ://

anTi_

United States499 Posts

April 02 2009 09:23 GMT

#34

On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:

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100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm

that is the only time I've laughed at that, nice.

poilord

Germany3252 Posts

April 02 2009 13:50 GMT

#35

pics or it didn't happen.

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GOD NO!

Duke

United States1106 Posts

April 02 2009 15:59 GMT

#36

FIBER-ONE CEREAL AND CEREAL BARS OM NOM NOM
http://www.fiberone.com/

been a lifesaver to my chronic constipation

minus_human

4784 Posts

April 02 2009 16:21 GMT

#37

STOP EATING IMMEDIATELY

CapO

United States1615 Posts

April 02 2009 21:00 GMT

#38

On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:

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100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm

hey! did you know that rickrolling is banned on tl.net? OMG!?

jjun212

Canada2208 Posts

April 02 2009 21:25 GMT

#39

On April 02 2009 10:58 iSCOUT4u wrote:
Ummm stop taking Hydroxycut...wtf is wrong with u lol...ur trying to take magic pills to look good. People always try and take the easy way out. How about u just eat healthy and exercise...maybe then u will be able to shit like a human.

Sorry, I thought I listed the foods I was eating.

I haven't touched any type of "candy" for months. I haven't eaten fast food except Subway for years.

And I am exercising 5 days a week. Cardio and weights.
I'm taking Hydroxycut because I already bought it and wanted to get toned faster.

I never said anything about losing weight. I could care less about weight. I haven't touched a scaled since I was 10 years old. I care about fitness.

And wtf... what easy way out are you even talking about? I'm not crying about anything except for my shit. I'm actually pretty fit being as I'm on my university varsity soccer team.

Don't try to sound like some guru when you're talking out of your ass.

Edit: Forgot to mention. Fuck you faggot

arb

Noobville17919 Posts

April 02 2009 22:54 GMT

#40

On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:

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100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm

YOU SON OF A BITCH