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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
I'm eating healthy too... like Omega-3 Eggs, Veggies, Whole Wheat Bread, Sliced Turkey Meats, Lilydale Chicken (Not fried shit or cooked with oils, it's baked and stripped.) Donno. I eat 3 main meals a day with a snack in between lunch and dinner. But the next day... I shit like 4 small pieces. But the food from the day before must add up to way more than that. WTF?    | ||
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sixghost
United States2096 Posts
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vAltyR
United States581 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
On April 02 2009 10:29 sixghost wrote: drink some chemicals under the sink to poison the tapeworm in your tummy TAPE WORM!?!?!?!?!?!??!! =( I forgot to mention that I am able to shit after taking my Hydroxycut pills. Some fat burning stuff I take on the work out days. | ||
Xeofreestyler
Belgium6774 Posts
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
On April 02 2009 10:28 jjun212 wrote: But the next day... I shit like 4 small pieces. Too much information? The way I see it, if you're not producing that much shit, your body must be using most of what you eat. That's a good sign. I think you're fine. The next step is to weigh your food and your shit, and then compare the totals. | ||
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
colon cleansing. Take some pills which are not certified by the FDA, and you can lose weight, and break up the gigantic mass which is apparently built up in your colon, but that evil doctor cant see. | ||
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iSCOUT4u
United States327 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9104 Posts
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ZoW
United States3983 Posts
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ramen247
United States1256 Posts
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iSCOUT4u
United States327 Posts
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
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food
United States1951 Posts
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food
United States1951 Posts
On April 02 2009 11:01 Jonoman92 wrote: You are disgusting. No one wants to hear about this stuff... come on, salvador dali wrote whole lot about himself defecating and what shaped it used to take and how it influenced his life | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc | ||
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Equaoh
Canada427 Posts
It's also not necessarily a bad thing to have very little shit unless you feel bloating or something. | ||
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eXigent.
Canada2419 Posts
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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ramen247
United States1256 Posts
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food
United States1951 Posts
On April 02 2009 11:47 Equaoh wrote: Dali was crazy because it made him money. It's also not necessarily a bad thing to have very little shit unless you feel bloating or something. its extremely unhealthy; shit must be wet and with little odor, coming out effortless | ||
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tentaclemonster
United States118 Posts
yes, mental image - like carrots coming out of your ass. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
(greens, tomatoes and other fruits) + Show Spoiler + btw, for what is worth, Freud would have argued u got stuck in the anal phase of ur development - + Show Spoiler + try more cucumbers? | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On April 02 2009 11:29 ramen247 wrote: tapeworm rofl. On April 02 2009 12:27 ramen247 wrote: tapeworm rofl. What was the point of that double post... | ||
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Gray[FH
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Divinek
Canada4045 Posts
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Pieguy314
Canada262 Posts
On April 02 2009 13:50 Divinek wrote: You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes. Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length. | ||
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iSCOUT4u
United States327 Posts
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The_Australian
Australia458 Posts
On April 02 2009 14:00 Pieguy314 wrote: Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length. 100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm | ||
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VorcePA
United States1102 Posts
On April 02 2009 11:40 travis wrote: eat some more fiber like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc This. It's good to have a lot of protein in your diet, but you also need other nutrients, and fiber helps with bowel movements. | ||
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote: 100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you. No it doesn't | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
On April 02 2009 11:40 travis wrote: eat some more fiber like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc You of all ppl should tell him to fix his leaks.. | ||
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Vex
Ireland454 Posts
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anTi_
United States499 Posts
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote: 100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm that is the only time I've laughed at that, nice. | ||
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + GOD NO! | ||
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Duke
United States1106 Posts
http://www.fiberone.com/ been a lifesaver to my chronic constipation | ||
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minus_human
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CapO
United States1615 Posts
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote: 100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm hey! did you know that rickrolling is banned on tl.net? OMG!? | ||
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
On April 02 2009 10:58 iSCOUT4u wrote: Ummm stop taking Hydroxycut...wtf is wrong with u lol...ur trying to take magic pills to look good. People always try and take the easy way out. How about u just eat healthy and exercise...maybe then u will be able to shit like a human. Sorry, I thought I listed the foods I was eating. I haven't touched any type of "candy" for months. I haven't eaten fast food except Subway for years. And I am exercising 5 days a week. Cardio and weights. I'm taking Hydroxycut because I already bought it and wanted to get toned faster. I never said anything about losing weight. I could care less about weight. I haven't touched a scaled since I was 10 years old. I care about fitness. And wtf... what easy way out are you even talking about? I'm not crying about anything except for my shit. I'm actually pretty fit being as I'm on my university varsity soccer team. Don't try to sound like some guru when you're talking out of your ass. Edit: Forgot to mention. Fuck you faggot | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote: 100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm YOU SON OF A BITCH | ||
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Gray[FH
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
1) smoke a ciggarette, 60% guaranteed you will get an urge to take a dump mid cig. Bonus: cigs curb/curve? your appetite. 2) Eat more fiber. Even eating just a fiberOne bar a day will be good. Bonuses: Fiber makes you full, so you eat less. You also take healthier shits and won't be constipated or whatever. Good for your colon and stuff so you don't get prostate cancer. | ||
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iSCOUT4u
United States327 Posts
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Onisparda
Canada516 Posts
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Klockan3
Sweden2866 Posts
On April 02 2009 10:31 jjun212 wrote: I forgot to mention that I am able to shit after taking my Hydroxycut pills. Some fat burning stuff I take on the work out days. Now, since it takes several days for the food to go through the system and you were just noticing the days after these pills most likely worlds purgative making you shit it all out at once every other day or something like that. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On April 04 2009 22:27 iSCOUT4u wrote: Op stop PMing me about your reasons for taking Hydroxycut...its getting annoying...and i dont care... why not just pm him back instead of making something private public | ||
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gusbear
333 Posts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psyllium_seed_husks | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
On April 02 2009 11:33 iSCOUT4u wrote: Hydroxycut has been known to cause AIDS in some rare cases. This seems like one of them. win On April 05 2009 06:04 travis wrote: why not just pm him back instead of making something private public cus then it wouldn't be funny! i.e http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83366 | ||
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