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jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
April 02 2009 01:28 GMT
#1
More accurately, I shit very little for the food I've been eating.

I'm eating healthy too... like Omega-3 Eggs, Veggies, Whole Wheat Bread, Sliced Turkey Meats, Lilydale Chicken (Not fried shit or cooked with oils, it's baked and stripped.)

Donno. I eat 3 main meals a day with a snack in between lunch and dinner.

But the next day... I shit like 4 small pieces. But the food from the day before must add up to way more than that. WTF?

**
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 01:29:37
April 02 2009 01:29 GMT
#2
drink some chemicals under the sink to poison the tapeworm in your tummy
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
April 02 2009 01:31 GMT
#3
Talk to your doctor, if it's concerning you that badly.
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
April 02 2009 01:31 GMT
#4
On April 02 2009 10:29 sixghost wrote:
drink some chemicals under the sink to poison the tapeworm in your tummy


TAPE WORM!?!?!?!?!?!??!! =(

I forgot to mention that I am able to shit after taking my Hydroxycut pills. Some fat burning stuff I take on the work out days.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6773 Posts
April 02 2009 01:37 GMT
#5
Probably just a fast metabolism.
Graphics
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
April 02 2009 01:38 GMT
#6
On April 02 2009 10:28 jjun212 wrote:
But the next day... I shit like 4 small pieces.


Too much information?

The way I see it, if you're not producing that much shit, your body must be using most of what you eat. That's a good sign. I think you're fine.

The next step is to weigh your food and your shit, and then compare the totals.
✌
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
April 02 2009 01:57 GMT
#7
http://www.colonzone.org/
colon cleansing. Take some pills which are not certified by the FDA, and you can lose weight, and break up the gigantic mass which is apparently built up in your colon, but that evil doctor cant see.
U Gotta Skate.
iSCOUT4u
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States327 Posts
April 02 2009 01:58 GMT
#8
Ummm stop taking Hydroxycut...wtf is wrong with u lol...ur trying to take magic pills to look good. People always try and take the easy way out. How about u just eat healthy and exercise...maybe then u will be able to shit like a human.
<3 R1CH <3 TL Just ordered a TL shirt and can't wait :)
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
April 02 2009 02:01 GMT
#9
You are disgusting. No one wants to hear about this stuff...
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
April 02 2009 02:01 GMT
#10
Use a nicotine patch. Guaranteed results. =P
the courage to be a lazy bum
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
April 02 2009 02:29 GMT
#11
tapeworm rofl.

i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
iSCOUT4u
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States327 Posts
April 02 2009 02:33 GMT
#12
Hydroxycut has been known to cause AIDS in some rare cases. This seems like one of them.
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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
April 02 2009 02:36 GMT
#13
Lilydale chicken haha. I guess it makes a big difference.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
April 02 2009 02:38 GMT
#14
LOLLL definitely try omega-4 eggs instead, thats causing the problem youve experienced
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 02:40:21
April 02 2009 02:40 GMT
#15
On April 02 2009 11:01 Jonoman92 wrote:
You are disgusting. No one wants to hear about this stuff...


come on, salvador dali wrote whole lot about himself defecating and what shaped it used to take and how it influenced his life
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 02 2009 02:40 GMT
#16
eat some more fiber
like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
April 02 2009 02:47 GMT
#17
Dali was crazy because it made him money.
It's also not necessarily a bad thing to have very little shit unless you feel bloating or something.
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
April 02 2009 03:15 GMT
#18
If you are not in pain, or feel any different, then I wouldn't worry about it. Everyone's different.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 02 2009 03:24 GMT
#19
Consume some more Fiber.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
April 02 2009 03:27 GMT
#20
tapeworm rofl.

i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
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