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food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
April 02 2009 03:38 GMT
#21
On April 02 2009 11:47 Equaoh wrote:
Dali was crazy because it made him money.
It's also not necessarily a bad thing to have very little shit unless you feel bloating or something.


its extremely unhealthy; shit must be wet and with little odor, coming out effortless
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
tentaclemonster
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States118 Posts
April 02 2009 03:50 GMT
#22
try this. The carrot juices they sell in Costco, all organic, I forgot the brand (maybe bolthouse?) but it's 4 to a pack. I had small size stools or diarrhea for a while, but since I've been drinking these carrot juice, I've had normal size stools, albeit orange. And they come out so smoothly.

yes, mental image - like carrots coming out of your ass.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 04:20:05
April 02 2009 04:12 GMT
#23
go more fiber ~ : )
(greens, tomatoes and other fruits)
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btw, for what is worth, Freud would have argued u got stuck in the anal phase of ur development -
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try more cucumbers?
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 02 2009 04:18 GMT
#24
On April 02 2009 11:29 ramen247 wrote:
tapeworm rofl.


On April 02 2009 12:27 ramen247 wrote:
tapeworm rofl.


What was the point of that double post...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Gray[FH
Profile Joined January 2009
152 Posts
April 02 2009 04:40 GMT
#25
i really doubt you have a tape worm, try more liquids and fiber. Fiber helps make your digestive process smoother and that should help you poo better.
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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
April 02 2009 04:50 GMT
#26
You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Pieguy314
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada262 Posts
April 02 2009 05:00 GMT
#27
On April 02 2009 13:50 Divinek wrote:
You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.

Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.
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iSCOUT4u
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States327 Posts
April 02 2009 06:16 GMT
#28
I hope the OP does have a tapeworm. How cool would that be...
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The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 06:22:29
April 02 2009 06:20 GMT
#29
On April 02 2009 14:00 Pieguy314 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2009 13:50 Divinek wrote:
You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.

Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.


100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
April 02 2009 06:21 GMT
#30
On April 02 2009 11:40 travis wrote:
eat some more fiber
like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc


This.

It's good to have a lot of protein in your diet, but you also need other nutrients, and fiber helps with bowel movements.
Shitposting
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
April 02 2009 06:38 GMT
#31
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2009 14:00 Pieguy314 wrote:
Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.


100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.



No it doesn't
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
April 02 2009 06:49 GMT
#32
On April 02 2009 11:40 travis wrote:
eat some more fiber
like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc

You of all ppl should tell him to fix his leaks..
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
April 02 2009 09:08 GMT
#33
its definitly the eggs dude. u need to stop doin that. itl make u fat in time ://
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
anTi_
Profile Joined October 2008
United States499 Posts
April 02 2009 09:23 GMT
#34
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2009 14:00 Pieguy314 wrote:
On April 02 2009 13:50 Divinek wrote:
You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.

Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.


100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm


that is the only time I've laughed at that, nice.
www.thevapeapes.com
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
April 02 2009 13:50 GMT
#35
pics or it didn't happen.

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GOD NO!
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 16:00:30
April 02 2009 15:59 GMT
#36
FIBER-ONE CEREAL AND CEREAL BARS OM NOM NOM
http://www.fiberone.com/

been a lifesaver to my chronic constipation
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
April 02 2009 16:21 GMT
#37
STOP EATING IMMEDIATELY
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
April 02 2009 21:00 GMT
#38
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2009 14:00 Pieguy314 wrote:
On April 02 2009 13:50 Divinek wrote:
You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.

Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.


100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm


hey! did you know that rickrolling is banned on tl.net? OMG!?
SNSD fan
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 21:29:00
April 02 2009 21:25 GMT
#39
On April 02 2009 10:58 iSCOUT4u wrote:
Ummm stop taking Hydroxycut...wtf is wrong with u lol...ur trying to take magic pills to look good. People always try and take the easy way out. How about u just eat healthy and exercise...maybe then u will be able to shit like a human.


Sorry, I thought I listed the foods I was eating.

I haven't touched any type of "candy" for months. I haven't eaten fast food except Subway for years.

And I am exercising 5 days a week. Cardio and weights.
I'm taking Hydroxycut because I already bought it and wanted to get toned faster.

I never said anything about losing weight. I could care less about weight. I haven't touched a scaled since I was 10 years old. I care about fitness.

And wtf... what easy way out are you even talking about? I'm not crying about anything except for my shit. I'm actually pretty fit being as I'm on my university varsity soccer team.

Don't try to sound like some guru when you're talking out of your ass.

Edit: Forgot to mention. Fuck you faggot
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
April 02 2009 22:54 GMT
#40
On April 02 2009 15:20 The_Australian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2009 14:00 Pieguy314 wrote:
On April 02 2009 13:50 Divinek wrote:
You should seriously de worm yourself anyways. Just eat a ton of delicious prunes.

Jesus christ, I hope to god OP doesn't have a tapeworm, it'd be a bitch to get this shit out. Like seriously, tapeworm's can go up to 100ft in length.


100ft? read this wikipedia article my friend, i think you will find it disagrees with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeworm

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