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On August 23 2008 11:06 anderoo wrote:Show nested quote +On August 23 2008 10:54 SnowFantasy wrote: My bus stop is really far from my house, and there are no bathrooms on the way. A new house was being built on my street, and one day I passed it when I really had to pee. I ran inside, but couldn’t find a toilet, so I peed in the bathtub! Dude I do this regularly to my friends and family's bathtubs.
He does it to a house that's being built. That's different cause I'd imagine it's all clean and + no one uses it.
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I was a super big asshole in the 4th and 5th grade and bullied these 2 kids in my class every day.
I think those are among my greatest regrets in life and I always feel like shit whenever I look back on those times.
I was really the biggest piece of shit possible back then :\
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I once knew this awesome girl that i really liked,and i was a dick to her when i was mad. Instead of talking about it.
sigh sigh..
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the first girl i had sex with told me that she didnt mind swallowing. i broke up with her. biggest regret.
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When I was like 5 or 6 or something, I joined a swimming class at the community huge indoor pool place thing for the summer. The first few lessons were mega noob so I had no problem, but on like the third or fourth one, all the students were holding on to the rail at the edge of the pool and the teacher was like maybe 7ft into the pool. She told us to swim out to her one by one, I was at the end of the line. When it was my turn, I was really scared and refused to do it. I quit the swimming class, and since then I've never learned how to swim. If only I swam out to the teacher....sigh...
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everytime I meet a girl I like, I walk up to her and try to strike a normal conversation but somehow it always ended up with me talking about how SC is the greatest game ever and convince people to watch Starleagues intro and pro-games.
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I used to be pretty hesitant, which made me sick.
So one time I went to see this girl I liked off at the airport since she was going to move to another state. We hugged and then said our goodbyes and I wanted to say how I felt, but I couldn't.
So eventually, when it was her time to go to her gate (where non-passengers couldn't cross into), I still didn't manage to tell her. So as she was walking away, at about 20~30 meters, I blurted out loud, where everyone could hear, "I LIKE YOU AND I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN"
She turned around and looked confused at first but then she smiled, but her parents were like "no psycho is dating my daughter" as well as everyone else who spectated as they shielded their children away from my line of sight.
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On August 23 2008 15:12 XCetron wrote: everytime I meet a girl I like, I walk up to her and try to strike a normal conversation but somehow it always ended up with me talking about how SC is the greatest game ever and convince people to watch Starleagues intro and pro-games. Lol I love you XCetron, you make me laugh and feel better about myself <3
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Ooo, too many things to remember, one time at a family reunion people was outside playing horseshoes and I got mad and someone and threw a horseshoe at someone on purpose and it hit them in the head O_o and they started crying, most of the other shit i've done is just asshole stuff with friends, ive pissed on a pay phone and gas station door, then watched someone pick up the phone and talk into it, (that was really funny though, idk if i regret that..), other times i just egg houses, (one time i found a rotten watermelon so i 'watermeloned' a house, which was epic, no regrets gg no re), me and my friend found a bag of dildos in his moms closet, so we took out the electric ones with gloves and raced them down the stairs, in elementary school i watched some WWE and tried to imitate them by doing an armbar or something, and almost broke the kids arm, who was a friend, making him cry. at the same elementary school i pissed on the slides at the playground, when i was like 8/9 yo me and my brother went out with a really super strong slingshot(with the wrist support those things are killer) and shot marbles at my neighbours windows, repeatedly, eventually after like the 3/4th shot of shooting then running back instead, he was waiting at the door, so when i shot it i jumped inside, only to turn around and see him bolting out the door, running into the orchard next to our houses, where he thought we ran to, to the same neighbour, i took a shit and whipped it all over his jet ski in his parking lot, and mixed a bunch of ingredients i found in the cupboard and threw them at his door as well, this neighbour and his sons were assholes, so no regrets, at the swimming pool with my younger brothers someone got angry at my brother and started to choke him so i punched the kid and kicked his ass, we got kicked out.. maybe i will edit later with more... and trust me, theres more -_- edit: in middle school during a play our drama class had put on, back stage i found a monthly bus pass which is worth like 40$, with a name on it written in pencil, so i took it home, erased the name, and wrote mine down in pen then made good use of it for a month, the next month was starting in like 1-2 days which was the month is was for, so i made very good use of it
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On August 23 2008 16:26 Crisis_ wrote: I used to be pretty hesitant, which made me sick.
So one time I went to see this girl I liked off at the airport since she was going to move to another state. We hugged and then said our goodbyes and I wanted to say how I felt, but I couldn't.
So eventually, when it was her time to go to her gate (where non-passengers couldn't cross into), I still didn't manage to tell her. So as she was walking away, at about 20~30 meters, I blurted out loud, where everyone could hear, "I LIKE YOU AND I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN"
She turned around and looked confused at first but then she smiled, but her parents were like "no psycho is dating my daughter" as well as everyone else who spectated as they shielded their children away from my line of sight. OWNED
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I did a best of 5 against the best sc player in my middle school. 50 dollar money match.
Back then I played protoss and gayed him each game with a cannon rush, dt rush, then dt drop.
He became furious from my gay moves and shouted many cruel words to me to which I replied, " a loss is a loss."
I then spent the 50 dollars on Gunbound cash items..
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On August 23 2008 16:53 SaveYourSavior wrote: I did a best of 5 against the best sc player in my middle school. 50 dollar money match.
Back then I played protoss and gayed him each game with a cannon rush, dt rush, then dt drop.
He became furious from my gay moves and shouted many cruel words to me to which I replied, " a loss is a loss."
I then spent the 50 dollars on Gunbound cash items.. *Win*
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On August 23 2008 15:12 XCetron wrote: everytime I meet a girl I like, I walk up to her and try to strike a normal conversation but somehow it always ended up with me talking about how SC is the greatest game ever and convince people to watch Starleagues intro and pro-games.
Sounds like me, except I just spam VOD links to them on my AIM list and I will only explain everything if they are really interested
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Some douchebag who used to be my best friend, often gets drunk and goes downtown busting car windows for fun. (note: "used to")
It could be worse.
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I confess to stealing dental floss from Target
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I've done more shameful and pathetic things then I can care to think of, but the one thing that really sticks out to me?
In the past year I fucked Kathy Bates daughter
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On August 23 2008 16:53 SaveYourSavior wrote: I did a best of 5 against the best sc player in my middle school. 50 dollar money match.
Back then I played protoss and gayed him each game with a cannon rush, dt rush, then dt drop.
He became furious from my gay moves and shouted many cruel words to me to which I replied, " a loss is a loss."
I then spent the 50 dollars on Gunbound cash items..
The truly regretful part of this story is that you used real money on Gunbound.
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On August 23 2008 18:07 nemY wrote:I've done more shameful and pathetic things then I can care to think of, but the one thing that really sticks out to me? In the past year I fucked Kathy Bates daughter wat
Did she try to go all "Misery" on you?
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On August 23 2008 11:06 anderoo wrote:Show nested quote +On August 23 2008 10:54 SnowFantasy wrote: My bus stop is really far from my house, and there are no bathrooms on the way. A new house was being built on my street, and one day I passed it when I really had to pee. I ran inside, but couldn’t find a toilet, so I peed in the bathtub! Dude I do this regularly to my friends and family's bathtubs. Disgusting. sick, you need to get professional help.
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When I was in like third grade me and my white kid friend Jim would always walk home from school but we'd also see this fat girl walk home from school to and we'd always yell "FAT!!!" at the top of our lungs to her. Once we even threw rocks at her. I feel like total shit for doing such an asshole-ish thing, but the past is the past. Oh yah, and I saw her in middle school once, she turned really emo. I probably contributed to that, I was so stupid. If you're reading this girl "I'M SORRY!!" (I forgot your name, sorry about that too).
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