On June 08 2016 10:08 Shapelog wrote:A small content break to write a small book
Where The bugs Go
A Mostly Fictional Tale Written by Shapelog
"Where oh Where have my little little bugs gone?" little Palmar said, stomping about. "They been gone from TLmafia for quite some time, my my I hope they are ok." he mumbled as he bite on his finger nails. "Oh I must, I must, Find my bugs. Oh where or where do the bugs go?" Little Palmar cired.
Then Little Palmar spotted a trail of Bug Shit leaving his small house. "Oh yes, oh yes, I'll just follow the Bug shit." Little Palmar said, as he started to skip. He skipped down the Trail, following the bug shit. He followed it, till the Trail ended, and he locked eyes with the Owl known as Chez.
"Oh Chez, Do you Know where the bugs go?" Little Palmar asked?
"Who?" Chez the owl said.
"The bugs." Little Palmar said.
"Who?" Chez the owl said.
"The bugs that went by I need to kn--"
"who?"
"FOR FUCKSAKE CHEZ, JUST TELL ME WHERE THEY SHITTED AT!" Little Palmar yelled, and thus bumped the rating on this book from E to PG13.
"Well you do not have to be so mean, they went that way." Chez the Owl said, pointed west.
So little Palmar skipped west, till he meet the Storm Cloud know as LightningStrike.
"Mr.Lightningstrike, do you know where the bugs go?" Little Palmar asked?
"Idk, little Palmar. Have you checked the ground for clues?" The storm cloud asked?
"Yes, I found a Trail of Shit, but it ended. Chez said that they hea--"
"You listened to Chez?"
"Yes"
"You are a dumbass." LightningStrike said chuckling.
"At least I am not the dumbass that added a Unneeded N in Lighting." little Palmar said, looking so damm Swag.
"Hey, the user name was taken."LightnightStrike said,"do you want my help or not?"
"Yes?"
"They are at Kwah's house last time I saw them." The storm cloud said, then, in one movement, was stucked down by a handsome knight known only as Damlord.
"Here Child, let me take you there." Damlord said.
"Idk. mommy said tha-"
"GET ON THIS HORSE'S REAR OR I SWEAR I WILL LANCE YOUR MOUTH SO HARD, YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER MEET ME." Damlord yelled as he point his lan....Wtf was it. I thought it was a lance, yet it looks more like a badly painted gardenstick. da fuq? Anyways, little Palmar hopped on, and rode to Kwah's house.
Little Palmar skipped into Kwah's house, he was new, and left his door open for some odd reason. "Kwah, do you know where the bugs are?"
"Indeed i do little Palmar," Kwah said to the child.
"Where did the bugs go?"
Kwah looked at the back wall.
There, a giant death mobile, filled to the brim with bugs and giant saws sat. It quickly became active and chased down Little Palmar, ripping him lamb from lamb. Oh the screams where delightful, Blood poured over the ground in great quantity. It went all into the night, till little Palmar died for the 27th time.
So, where do the bugs go you ask? The bugs go on a killing rampage because that is what bugs do,
The end.