Right now got nothing to do. So I'm being a bit emo and stuff.
So basically I'm an extremist geek. Don't got much friends, don't talk much, play SC with all my free time and still suck, etc. I probably fit your description of the stuff you guys use to "depict" the guys you hate when you're pissed. I don't need to give any examples because you all can think of plenty.
Started Starcraft at 7, melee at 12 in I guess November after watching a Boxer clip on YouTube (what a typical response). Bashed noobs, thought I was all gosu shit, played WCG 2007 Online Qualis, got smacked down to hell and got 2nd to last place in online qualifiers. Previous to that, met LastShadow aka Hell's Incarnate or whatever you guys would call him. Learned how to 1fact FE, then got to what I'd guess is D+ level in macro ..
Ah.. went to WCG Grand Finals 2007, saw PJ get owned by Stork while crying "why didn't he 2nd exp faster on peaks -_-" (Stork vs PJ set2 on youtube, I'm on the bottom left part of the screen at like 0:37(?) in a blue sweater. But you can't see my face. It's so queer).
Currently a freshman in high school, I live in Bellevue. Dunno what else I'm supposed to talk about. At least it killed time rite? Oh, and I'm on my spring break.
Way to put the intro after your plea for help, Kawaii. Dumb newb.