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Day One
It was the Boxing-day after the last Christmas before the End of the World, and, together with a sizeable handful of his fellow-members, Obzy was lounging away the remaining shreds of the tattered epoch in the Trance-Room of the Surrealist e-Sporting Club.
They were engaged in the traditional Boxing-day pasttime of shooting down their Hangovers. iamperfection, with a shrewd left and right from his trusty old elephant gun, had just put paid to a frightful franged Apparition which had been pursuing him hotly ever since breakfast. Artanis[Xp] was taking aim at a great grey Cloud of Unknowing that hovered over the sofa on which he lay outstretched. LSB was blazing away at the Spots in front of his eyes. mkfuba07, the surrealist Hearthstone player, had just brought the chandelier crashing to the floor and blown off several of the Oldest Member's members in a plucky but characteristically rash attempt to dispel by rocket-fire a hideous black Shape answering to the name of the Dark Night of the Soul which was harassing his trusty but congenitally melancholic comrade, thrawn2112.
At that moment Aquanim, who had been shouting away to himself in the Silence Room, blew in and challenged all and sundry to a quiet game of Mafia.
+ Show Spoiler +Flavour adapted from A Quiet Game of Chess by Maurice Richardson, as found in A Book of Chess by C.H.O'D. Alexander
Remember, all flavour is just flavour.
If I refer to anyone (in flavour or otherwise) with an incorrect pronoun feel free to shoot me a PM and let me know
Day 1 begins now and will end at Thursday, Jan 09 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00). Remember that you must vote before the end of the day.
If you have not received your Role PM let me know ASAP.
Good luck and have fun!
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On January 07 2014 09:04 Mr. Cheesecake wrote: Town here hi Iamp :p I'll be the judge of that
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Hello everyone. I'm also town. Cheesecake, on a level of 1-100, how sexy will you be this game?
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On January 07 2014 09:07 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Hello everyone. I'm also town. Cheesecake, on a level of 1-100, how sexy will you be this game?
Depends, do you shoot me if I'm too sexy? Because I know some hookers who have ended up that way.
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On January 07 2014 09:09 Mr. Cheesecake wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2014 09:07 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Hello everyone. I'm also town. Cheesecake, on a level of 1-100, how sexy will you be this game? Depends, do you shoot me if I'm too sexy? Because I know some hookers who have ended up that way. Shooting is not what I do with people that are too sexy, if you know what I mean.
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Don't dodge the question!!!!!!!
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Its quiet in here. To quiet.
Perhaps a lynch of Cora for the lawls. Agree disagree? Gogogo
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On January 07 2014 09:28 iamperfection wrote: Its quiet in here. To quiet.
Perhaps a lynch of Cora for the lawls. Agree disagree? Gogogo I don't think antagonizing him further is a good idea when he's actually trying to improve himself.
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I've seen the banlist 2.0 / other games... Not sure if random lynching him would be funny or hilarious.
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On January 07 2014 09:28 iamperfection wrote: Its quiet in here. To quiet.
Perhaps a lynch of Cora for the lawls. Agree disagree? Gogogo That would be very imperfect of you. Just saying.
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They would have to rename you "whatisperfection"
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On January 07 2014 09:30 Artanis[Xp] wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2014 09:28 iamperfection wrote: Its quiet in here. To quiet.
Perhaps a lynch of Cora for the lawls. Agree disagree? Gogogo I don't think antagonizing him further is a good idea when he's actually trying to improve himself. What better way to improve then with a huge spotlight?!!!
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I give your jokes a 3/10 did not make me chuckle
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On January 07 2014 09:33 iamperfection wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2014 09:30 Artanis[Xp] wrote:On January 07 2014 09:28 iamperfection wrote: Its quiet in here. To quiet.
Perhaps a lynch of Cora for the lawls. Agree disagree? Gogogo I don't think antagonizing him further is a good idea when he's actually trying to improve himself. What better way to improve then with a huge spotlight?!!! A calm quiet atmosphere of peace and prosperity, where there is ample food for everyone and we live joyful, fulfilling lives.
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On January 07 2014 09:37 Artanis[Xp] wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2014 09:33 iamperfection wrote:On January 07 2014 09:30 Artanis[Xp] wrote:On January 07 2014 09:28 iamperfection wrote: Its quiet in here. To quiet.
Perhaps a lynch of Cora for the lawls. Agree disagree? Gogogo I don't think antagonizing him further is a good idea when he's actually trying to improve himself. What better way to improve then with a huge spotlight?!!! A calm quiet atmosphere of peace and prosperity, where there is ample food for everyone and we live joyful, fulfilling lives. It seems like your more willing for everyone to hold hands and sing songs rather than catch mafia? You scum?
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I'm sad Iamp, I would've given it a 5/10 at least.
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