You should try smoking some weed or doing some coke.

It will give you the undeserved sense of self importance that you seek, plus the confidence and stamina to perform.

Djzapz

Canada10681 Posts

January 21 2012 04:29 GMT

On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it

I casually talk about my outrageously large penis to commoners myself. Been a nuisance my whole life, can barely handle door frames.

Zor222

United Kingdom88 Posts

January 21 2012 04:31 GMT

Hilarious writing style. Congrats too btw!

Nos-

Canada12016 Posts

January 21 2012 04:32 GMT

I think the fact that you went into the washroom and decided to randomly read a shampoo bottle for 10 minutes is the best thing about this blog.

SigmaoctanusIV

United States3313 Posts

January 21 2012 04:35 GMT

I agree with Zor222 It was very funny and awkward reading it... I Don't have any advice other than keep on truckin and work on some http://kegelexercisesformen.com/

Viciousvx

United States83 Posts

January 21 2012 04:36 GMT

Beign circumcised doesnt dimish your sensitivity.
1) If you're not feeling anything, then her pussy's loose. It happens, Life and such.
2) either you're bother terrible in bed you try porn positions, she assumes the capacity of a dead flopping fish
or, You're "desensitized" by porn, and need more engaging wild sex, not rough or bang bang done.
or reading more into it you're psyching yourself not in not wanting to disappoint her so u become too mentally preoccupied and flaccid

3) lol dont slam your hips, your bladder is there

Other Wise GG!! :D yea Boi!

Mothra

United States1448 Posts

January 21 2012 04:40 GMT

#10

You might try foreskin restoration. It's a slow process but men report increases in sensitivity and better sexual functioning. Some links if you're interested:

http://www.cirp.org/pages/restore.html
http://www.norm.org/

Ruffian

United States369 Posts

January 21 2012 04:40 GMT

#11

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I immediately thought of this when you talked about reading shampoo bottles lol. I laughed so much reading this. What a different type of girl blog.

Abductedonut

United States324 Posts

January 21 2012 04:45 GMT

#12

This is awkwardly similar to the sex scene with mel gibson and marisa tomei in "what women want"

Sitinte

United States499 Posts

January 21 2012 04:46 GMT

#13

To add onto what Viciousvx said, 5-6 inches is average size in general for erections. Bigger than that? Good for you. Smaller? Not the end of the world. Unless they decide to execute every man under average size tomorrow.

Wasteweiser

Canada522 Posts

January 21 2012 04:46 GMT

#14

My only problem is getting off, no inflation problems thank god!

Not_Computer

Canada2277 Posts

January 21 2012 04:50 GMT

#15

Fantastic blog, would read again! 5/5

Jibba

United States22883 Posts

January 21 2012 04:52 GMT

#16

I haven't read this many penis metaphors in one post since... well, half of iNcontroL's posts.

GoTuNk!

Chile4591 Posts

January 21 2012 04:59 GMT

#17

I would avoid alcohol if I was you.

jaybrundage

United States3921 Posts

January 21 2012 05:03 GMT

#18

Thank you for sharing. I found it honestly refreshing to to see someone pull off the air of insecurity.
That men do have about there junk. I hope your "problem" stays away and congrats on finding a nice girl :D

Seeker

Where dat snitch at?36900 Posts

January 21 2012 05:05 GMT

#19

5/5. Would read again

GigaFlop

United States1146 Posts

January 21 2012 05:11 GMT

#20

This isn't a proper TL girl blog, there isn't enough whining and complaining and obsessing. However, its a nice change for a girl blog story to be a success.

I'm at some weird point where girls don't even seem worth the effort to me. I have a hard time feeling more than physical attraction towards any. so I don't really bother asking any out. I also feel less inclined to be social, too.