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jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
January 21 2012 05:17 GMT
#21
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it


By "girls" you mean "elephants"?
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
January 21 2012 05:29 GMT
#22
The last time I remember reading so many different phrases and words to refer to "penis" was when I flipped through a bad romance novel at the airport.
m3rciless
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1476 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-21 05:30:01
January 21 2012 05:29 GMT
#23
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it


Yeah my penis is the size of a Interdictor-Class Star Destroyer, and girls are just like wtf.

edit: fuck yeah vulture
White-Ra fighting!
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
January 21 2012 05:30 GMT
#24
I never guessed you could have ED that early in your sexual...career
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
January 21 2012 05:39 GMT
#25
This is not the blog I was expecting to read. I'm glad you had a happy ending.

also i hate my biceps they're like 30 inches around it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how they're too big and that they can't handle it
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
January 21 2012 05:41 GMT
#26
wat did i just read o my o dear o my i am too young for this
:)
SatelliteNoodles
Profile Joined June 2011
220 Posts
January 21 2012 05:43 GMT
#27
This is hilarious, I'm gonna bookmark this, worth reading over and over again.
GIVE ME COMMAND... - Yell0w ­­­
MrRicewife
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada515 Posts
January 21 2012 05:46 GMT
#28
Funny don't masterbate if you have a reg tag. you'll be stiffy in a jiffy every time son.

gl on your adventures.
So? My dad can beat up your dad. - Jesus
Nethermind
Profile Joined April 2011
New Zealand445 Posts
January 21 2012 05:53 GMT
#29
Awesome blog man.
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
January 21 2012 05:53 GMT
#30
On January 21 2012 14:17 jrkirby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it


By "girls" you mean "elephants"?


nah elly knows how to take a big one (;
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
sielu
Profile Joined July 2010
20 Posts
January 21 2012 05:54 GMT
#31
Holy shit that was good, you saved my morning shift! :D 5/5
recover the pieces lost ㅈㅈ
Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
January 21 2012 05:54 GMT
#32
So I'm assuming this was the first time you were sleeping with her when you couldn't get it up? You have a nice and patient girlfriend, if this happened to me they'd just leave me instantly and assume I'm gay or a bad lay.
Nethermind
Profile Joined April 2011
New Zealand445 Posts
January 21 2012 05:54 GMT
#33
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it

2/10 for originality I'm afraid.
THE_DOMINATOR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
January 21 2012 06:03 GMT
#34
Its condoms... they suck so much. This is why gf>one night stand.
DOMINATION
Arisen
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2382 Posts
January 21 2012 07:04 GMT
#35
I was hoping for a girl blog about her man being a gerkin, TL blog posts, you disappoint me

"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention"
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
January 21 2012 07:15 GMT
#36
hahaha this was hilarious.

Great read.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
January 21 2012 07:31 GMT
#37
On January 21 2012 13:52 Jibba wrote:
I haven't read this many penis metaphors in one post since... well, half of iNcontroL's posts.

Rofl this made me laugh alot.

At the OP, was a nice "fairy tale" read, with a happy ending you might add ? Good read yo
In the woods, there lurks..
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
January 21 2012 07:33 GMT
#38
On January 21 2012 14:53 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 14:17 jrkirby wrote:
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it


By "girls" you mean "elephants"?


nah elly knows how to take a big one (;


WHY ENDY?!?!?! ... lol but indeed quite the conundrum.
LiquidDota Staff
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
January 21 2012 07:37 GMT
#39
On January 21 2012 16:33 OmniEulogy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 14:53 Endymion wrote:
On January 21 2012 14:17 jrkirby wrote:
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it


By "girls" you mean "elephants"?


nah elly knows how to take a big one (;


WHY ENDY?!?!?! ... lol but indeed quite the conundrum.

Dont nickname him that, there's another TL member called that :p

(and he be chineese)
In the woods, there lurks..
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
January 21 2012 07:46 GMT
#40
5/5

Entertaining read, you can tell just by the title. You're right about the preoccupation with cocks though. I'm always afraid that I won't last long enough my first time, and that I'll not get a few minutes or care enough to get it back up D:
Guess being sensitive works both ways
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