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jrkirby
United States1510 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it By "girls" you mean "elephants"? | ||
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babylon
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m3rciless
United States1476 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it Yeah my penis is the size of a Interdictor-Class Star Destroyer, and girls are just like wtf. edit: fuck yeah vulture | ||
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
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Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
also i hate my biceps they're like 30 inches around it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how they're too big and that they can't handle it | ||
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unichan
United States4223 Posts
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SatelliteNoodles
220 Posts
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MrRicewife
Canada515 Posts
 don't masterbate if you have a reg tag. you'll be stiffy in a jiffy every time son. gl on your adventures. | ||
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Nethermind
New Zealand445 Posts
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
nah elly knows how to take a big one (; | ||
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sielu
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Arthemesia
United States292 Posts
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Nethermind
New Zealand445 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it 2/10 for originality I'm afraid. | ||
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THE_DOMINATOR
United States309 Posts
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Arisen
United States2382 Posts
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
Great read. | ||
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:52 Jibba wrote: I haven't read this many penis metaphors in one post since... well, half of iNcontroL's posts. Rofl this made me laugh alot. At the OP, was a nice "fairy tale" read, with a happy ending you might add ? Good read yo | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6600 Posts
WHY ENDY?!?!?! ... lol but indeed quite the conundrum. | ||
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
On January 21 2012 16:33 OmniEulogy wrote: WHY ENDY?!?!?! ... lol but indeed quite the conundrum. Dont nickname him that, there's another TL member called that :p (and he be chineese) | ||
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
Entertaining read, you can tell just by the title. You're right about the preoccupation with cocks though. I'm always afraid that I won't last long enough my first time, and that I'll not get a few minutes or care enough to get it back up D: Guess being sensitive works both ways | ||
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