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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
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seiferoth10
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
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TheChostoProject
Mexico96 Posts
It will give you the undeserved sense of self importance that you seek, plus the confidence and stamina to perform. | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it I casually talk about my outrageously large penis to commoners myself. Been a nuisance my whole life, can barely handle door frames. | ||
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Zor222
United Kingdom88 Posts
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Nos-
Canada12016 Posts
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SigmaoctanusIV
United States3313 Posts
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Viciousvx
United States83 Posts
1) If you're not feeling anything, then her pussy's loose. It happens, Life and such. 2) either you're bother terrible in bed you try porn positions, she assumes the capacity of a dead flopping fish or, You're "desensitized" by porn, and need more engaging wild sex, not rough or bang bang done. or reading more into it you're psyching yourself not in not wanting to disappoint her so u become too mentally preoccupied and flaccid 3) lol dont slam your hips, your bladder is there  Other Wise GG!! :D yea Boi! | ||
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
http://www.cirp.org/pages/restore.html http://www.norm.org/ | ||
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Ruffian
United States369 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vhyae.jpg) I immediately thought of this when you talked about reading shampoo bottles lol. I laughed so much reading this. What a different type of girl blog. | ||
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Abductedonut
United States324 Posts
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Sitinte
United States499 Posts
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Wasteweiser
Canada522 Posts
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
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GoTuNk!
Chile4591 Posts
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jaybrundage
United States3921 Posts
That men do have about there junk. I hope your "problem" stays away and congrats on finding a nice girl :D | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37065 Posts
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GigaFlop
United States1146 Posts
I'm at some weird point where girls don't even seem worth the effort to me. I have a hard time feeling more than physical attraction towards any. so I don't really bother asking any out. I also feel less inclined to be social, too. | ||
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jrkirby
United States1510 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it By "girls" you mean "elephants"? | ||
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babylon
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m3rciless
United States1476 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it Yeah my penis is the size of a Interdictor-Class Star Destroyer, and girls are just like wtf. edit: fuck yeah vulture | ||
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
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Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
also i hate my biceps they're like 30 inches around it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how they're too big and that they can't handle it | ||
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unichan
United States4223 Posts
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SatelliteNoodles
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MrRicewife
Canada515 Posts
don't masterbate if you have a reg tag. you'll be stiffy in a jiffy every time son. gl on your adventures. | ||
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Nethermind
New Zealand445 Posts
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
nah elly knows how to take a big one (; | ||
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sielu
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Arthemesia
United States292 Posts
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Nethermind
New Zealand445 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it 2/10 for originality I'm afraid. | ||
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THE_DOMINATOR
United States309 Posts
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Arisen
United States2382 Posts
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
Great read. | ||
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:52 Jibba wrote: I haven't read this many penis metaphors in one post since... well, half of iNcontroL's posts. Rofl this made me laugh alot. At the OP, was a nice "fairy tale" read, with a happy ending you might add ? Good read yo | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6600 Posts
WHY ENDY?!?!?! ... lol but indeed quite the conundrum. | ||
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
On January 21 2012 16:33 OmniEulogy wrote: WHY ENDY?!?!?! ... lol but indeed quite the conundrum. Dont nickname him that, there's another TL member called that :p (and he be chineese) | ||
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
Entertaining read, you can tell just by the title. You're right about the preoccupation with cocks though. I'm always afraid that I won't last long enough my first time, and that I'll not get a few minutes or care enough to get it back up D: Guess being sensitive works both ways | ||
Liquid`Ret
Netherlands4520 Posts
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Piste
6183 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:36 Viciousvx wrote: Beign circumcised doesnt dimish your sensitivity. yes it does. i'm not circumcised but I can tell you it does. just google or something. | ||
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Incze
Romania2058 Posts
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
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Golgotha
Korea (South)8418 Posts
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Akamu
United States309 Posts
But seriously, hilarious blog! I give you props. And an internet highfive for getting it up and in! /highfive | ||
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PureBalls
Austria383 Posts
On January 21 2012 14:11 GigaFlop wrote: This isn't a proper TL girl blog, there isn't enough whining and complaining and obsessing. However, its a nice change for a girl blog story to be a success. I'm at some weird point where girls don't even seem worth the effort to me. I have a hard time feeling more than physical attraction towards any. so I don't really bother asking any out. I also feel less inclined to be social, too. Hey dude, I'm in the same spot. I used to fall in love with girls before, but nowadays I only desire them sexually. I almost never develop feelings for them. I'm somewhat wierded out by this, but have no idea whats happening to me. Btw, awesome blog dude. I was laughing my ass of the entire time reading it. | ||
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feanor1
United States1899 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote: i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it Awesome to see that Danny DeVito plays Starcraft. Endymion picking up women+ Show Spoiler + Anyhow cool blog, very refreshing and honest. And congratz on finding someone and going for it | ||
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Azzur
Australia6260 Posts
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Hairy
United Kingdom1169 Posts
EDIT: and 5 1/2 isn't below average, that IS average; you have nothing to worry about, your penis is just fine. Better than being larger and running risk of smacking into her cervix, which is never a good thing. On January 21 2012 13:36 Viciousvx wrote: Beign circumcised doesnt dimish your sensitivity. Completely 100% and utterly false. Circumcision removes a LOT of the skin that is absolutely packed with nerve endings; there's simply no possible way for your sensitivity not to be reduced. Furthermore, because the glans (head of the penis) is no longer protected by skin, its sensitivity is also markedly reduced. This means that we are A) Removing very sensitive skin, and B) Reducing the sensitivity of the skin we already have. You may think that because sex feels good for you, that must mean your penis is just fine; just think how good sex might feel if you didn't have mutilated genitalia! 1) If you're not feeling anything, then her pussy's loose. It happens, Life and such. Oh the irony. I love that you first state that "being circumcised doesn't diminish your sensitivity", then, without hesitation, immediately talk about a situation where you lack sensation. Must be HER fault.... | ||
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xavra41
United States220 Posts
As for the penis size, its not that big of a deal. Asian girls have smaller vaginas so there is lock for every key my friend lol. The G-spot isn't that far in so learn some technique and you can still be a GOD of sex. | ||
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Khenra
Netherlands885 Posts
She told me to practise by jacking off to porn with a condom on. | ||
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Epoch
Canada257 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:36 Viciousvx wrote: Beign circumcised doesnt dimish your sensitivity. Actually it does, greatly. | ||
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Naehar
Sweden7 Posts
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Solaris.playgu
Sweden480 Posts
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craaaaack
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29 fps
United States5725 Posts
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
, I'm glad you enjoyed it!! | ||
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Felo
Germany392 Posts
Congratulations! | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
Luckily I'm qualified to answer this question because I got circumcised at the tender age of 20. The reasons why I did so are numerous but suffice it to say I experienced sex both ways. There is a difference in sensitivity but it is not a huge amount. I was expecting to be numb in bed for the rest of my life but this simply is not the case. I can safetly say that those that were circumcised at birth are not missing the holy grail of sex. The orgasm feels basically the same, it's just the buildup that's different. The amount of myth that goes on in both sides of the discussion over circumcision is staggering, especially because it's championed on either side by people that have either never been circumcised or have been circumcised all their lives. I mean really, what do you know? So to answer the question about sensitivity...Yes you are more sensitive when you are uncircumcised. No it's not really a difference worth mentioning. There are quite a few nerves in the foreskin that's removed but it's remarkable how little difference it makes. | ||
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JonnyClark
United Kingdom79 Posts
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Murlox
France1699 Posts
Sport. Also, sport (really now, I mean it). Cheers for dating an angel in law school! (been there done that -SPORT) Edit : Oh and no masturbation. You do not masturbate. Ever. | ||
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Murlox
France1699 Posts
sport + no masturbation = penis go | ||
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b3n3tt3
595 Posts
BTW I think you're putting too much thought into it. When it comes to those times try to clear your head and focus on psyching yourself into horse mode. It's animal instinct | ||
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Chaosvuistje
Netherlands2581 Posts
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fusefuse
Estonia4644 Posts
awesome to read and gj | ||
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FireBlast!
United Kingdom5251 Posts
Women like confidence and assurance from their male partner- thats no brainer. But I doubt they enjoy being treated like a sack of meat by some guy who treats sex like sex rather than a special event with a special someone. | ||
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radscorpion9
Canada2252 Posts
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Zorkmid
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Boundz(DarKo)
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
On January 21 2012 22:09 Jayme wrote: To everyone saying that getting circumcised removes a huge amount of feeling! I have words for you! The people on either side of this argument have 95% of the time never experienced the other side and really have no earthly clue what they are talking about. They rely on google and other such shit for their answers and such but most of the time it's plain wrong. Luckily I'm qualified to answer this question because I got circumcised at the tender age of 20. The reasons why I did so are numerous but suffice it to say I experienced sex both ways. There is a difference in sensitivity but it is not a huge amount. I was expecting to be numb in bed for the rest of my life but this simply is not the case. I can safetly say that those that were circumcised at birth are not missing the holy grail of sex. The orgasm feels basically the same, it's just the buildup that's different. The amount of myth that goes on in both sides of the discussion over circumcision is staggering, especially because it's championed on either side by people that have either never been circumcised or have been circumcised all their lives. I mean really, what do you know? So to answer the question about sensitivity...Yes you are more sensitive when you are uncircumcised. No it's not really a difference worth mentioning. There are quite a few nerves in the foreskin that's removed but it's remarkable how little difference it makes. Wait until your glans (head) becomes dry and keratinized. This takes years to happen, but the result is a glans almost completely numb to the touch. It happens because what was basically an internal organ is now permanently exposed to the air and chafing against clothing. The shiny, sensitive mucosal tissue turns rough and dry. While foreskin restoration can never restore the frenulum (different degrees of loss depending on the cut) and nerve endings in the foreskin, it CAN restore sensitivity to the glans by keeping it protected and moist. | ||
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See.Blue
United States2673 Posts
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GigaFlop
United States1146 Posts
On January 21 2012 18:16 PureBalls wrote: Hey dude, I'm in the same spot. I used to fall in love with girls before, but nowadays I only desire them sexually. I almost never develop feelings for them. I'm somewhat wierded out by this, but have no idea whats happening to me. Btw, awesome blog dude. I was laughing my ass of the entire time reading it. Yeah. I'm not even gonna bother to date a girl if all I feel for her is physical, it would be a waste of time. I've had two girlfriends, and that seems to have been enough for now. | ||
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bartus88
Netherlands491 Posts
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GeorgeForeman
United States1746 Posts
Enjoyed the blog. :-) | ||
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Brett
Australia3822 Posts
http://au.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_500/566_too-much-internet-porn-the-sadd-effect.html E: the average hug ---> full on kiss was solid game btw. She would have been a massive sucker for that one. Nice move. | ||
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Chaves
Brazil315 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:28 TheChostoProject wrote: You should try smoking some weed or doing some coke. It will give you the undeserved sense of self importance that you seek, plus the confidence and stamina to perform. Do drugs ? srly? | ||
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l3iRdMaN
United States72 Posts
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MiKTeX
United States234 Posts
triumph | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On January 22 2012 06:01 Brett wrote: Because we're all part of the internet generation, could this be something relevant to your situation? http://au.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_500/566_too-much-internet-porn-the-sadd-effect.html Wow...holy shit...hit me right between the eyes man, thanks very much. Okay from now on, no spanking the monkey!! Damn it's going to be hard but probably worth it!!! | ||
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CrazyAsian
United States188 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On January 21 2012 16:37 Iplaythings wrote: Dont nickname him that, there's another TL member called that :p (and he be chineese) actually he's french LOLOL (met him IRL! :D) but lol this blog was awesome., screw condoms. :D | ||
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Aruno
New Zealand748 Posts
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PaqMan
United States1475 Posts
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Molybdenum
United States358 Posts
The metaphors were glorious | ||
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PenguinWithNuke
250 Posts
you just made my day. What a nice break from studying! | ||
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SpectralFremen
Australia386 Posts
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neoghaleon55
United States7435 Posts
and then it's happy! I suggest http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring | ||
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BroOd
Austin10833 Posts
ditch the memes though; you're better than that. | ||
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Aphasie
Norway474 Posts
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Inzek
Chile802 Posts
On January 21 2012 13:14 sc4k wrote: Anyway the girl and I are getting on fantastically, I'm very very happy to be with her...and I hope it lasts for a lot longer, but I won't bore you with the details a yeah no details..... never gave any in your text xd... I think the fact that you went into the washroom and decided to randomly read a shampoo bottle for 10 minutes is the best thing about this blog. always do this... tbh, great blog... i like girl blogs, and i think the latest i've read have been betetr quality. | ||
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Jedclark
United Kingdom903 Posts
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StarStruck
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