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sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-14 22:10:24
January 21 2012 04:14 GMT
#1


****
seiferoth10
Profile Joined May 2010
3362 Posts
January 21 2012 04:22 GMT
#2
All I have to add is the "horn of plenty" paragraph may have been one of the greatest things I've read on TL.
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
January 21 2012 04:23 GMT
#3
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
TheChostoProject
Profile Joined May 2010
Mexico96 Posts
January 21 2012 04:28 GMT
#4
You should try smoking some weed or doing some coke.

It will give you the undeserved sense of self importance that you seek, plus the confidence and stamina to perform.

www.soundclick.com/thechostoproject
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 21 2012 04:29 GMT
#5
On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it

I casually talk about my outrageously large penis to commoners myself. Been a nuisance my whole life, can barely handle door frames.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Zor222
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United Kingdom88 Posts
January 21 2012 04:31 GMT
#6
Hilarious writing style. Congrats too btw!
My actual TL id is Elric... but I lost login access... :(
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
January 21 2012 04:32 GMT
#7
I think the fact that you went into the washroom and decided to randomly read a shampoo bottle for 10 minutes is the best thing about this blog.
Bronze player stuck in platinum
SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
January 21 2012 04:35 GMT
#8
I agree with Zor222 It was very funny and awkward reading it... I Don't have any advice other than keep on truckin and work on some http://kegelexercisesformen.com/
I am Godzilla You are Japan
Viciousvx
Profile Joined December 2010
United States83 Posts
January 21 2012 04:36 GMT
#9
Beign circumcised doesnt dimish your sensitivity.
1) If you're not feeling anything, then her pussy's loose. It happens, Life and such.
2) either you're bother terrible in bed you try porn positions, she assumes the capacity of a dead flopping fish
or, You're "desensitized" by porn, and need more engaging wild sex, not rough or bang bang done.
or reading more into it you're psyching yourself not in not wanting to disappoint her so u become too mentally preoccupied and flaccid

3) lol dont slam your hips, your bladder is there

Other Wise GG!! :D yea Boi!
it's Almost too Easy...
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
January 21 2012 04:40 GMT
#10
You might try foreskin restoration. It's a slow process but men report increases in sensitivity and better sexual functioning. Some links if you're interested:

http://www.cirp.org/pages/restore.html
http://www.norm.org/
Ruffian
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States369 Posts
January 21 2012 04:40 GMT
#11
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I immediately thought of this when you talked about reading shampoo bottles lol. I laughed so much reading this. What a different type of girl blog.
There's a class for this (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Abductedonut
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States324 Posts
January 21 2012 04:45 GMT
#12
This is awkwardly similar to the sex scene with mel gibson and marisa tomei in "what women want"
Sitinte
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States499 Posts
January 21 2012 04:46 GMT
#13
To add onto what Viciousvx said, 5-6 inches is average size in general for erections. Bigger than that? Good for you. Smaller? Not the end of the world. Unless they decide to execute every man under average size tomorrow.
Wasteweiser
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada522 Posts
January 21 2012 04:46 GMT
#14
My only problem is getting off, no inflation problems thank god!
Obitus.243
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
January 21 2012 04:50 GMT
#15
Fantastic blog, would read again! 5/5
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
January 21 2012 04:52 GMT
#16
I haven't read this many penis metaphors in one post since... well, half of iNcontroL's posts.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
January 21 2012 04:59 GMT
#17
I would avoid alcohol if I was you.
jaybrundage
Profile Joined December 2009
United States3921 Posts
January 21 2012 05:03 GMT
#18
Thank you for sharing. I found it honestly refreshing to to see someone pull off the air of insecurity.
That men do have about there junk. I hope your "problem" stays away and congrats on finding a nice girl :D
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37084 Posts
January 21 2012 05:05 GMT
#19
5/5. Would read again
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
January 21 2012 05:11 GMT
#20
This isn't a proper TL girl blog, there isn't enough whining and complaining and obsessing. However, its a nice change for a girl blog story to be a success.

I'm at some weird point where girls don't even seem worth the effort to me. I have a hard time feeling more than physical attraction towards any. so I don't really bother asking any out. I also feel less inclined to be social, too.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
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