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Wow...holy shit...hit me right between the eyes man, thanks very much. Okay from now on, no spanking the monkey!! Damn it's going to be hard but probably worth it!!!
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Gigantic horn of plenty had me in tears laughing so hard. Good for you 5/5!
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On January 21 2012 16:37 Iplaythings wrote:Show nested quote +On January 21 2012 16:33 OmniEulogy wrote:On January 21 2012 14:53 Endymion wrote:On January 21 2012 14:17 jrkirby wrote:On January 21 2012 13:23 Endymion wrote:
i hate my dick it's like 10 inches long it's so damn annoying girls always complain about how it's too big and that they can't handle it By "girls" you mean "elephants"? nah elly knows how to take a big one (; WHY ENDY?!?!?! ... lol but indeed quite the conundrum. Dont nickname him that, there's another TL member called that :p (and he be chineese)
actually he's french LOLOL (met him IRL! :D) but lol
this blog was awesome.,
screw condoms.
:D
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More penis stories, I find them amusing and fun :D
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This is the ideal blog! Please blog again! 5/5
The metaphors were glorious
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" Just as I was entering into the realm of dream land, I felt her brushing up against me...and SUDDENLY, as if like a heavenly miracle...my wee willy winky became a gigantic horn of plenty!!!! HURRAH I shouted internally...as I casually nudged her! She turned around and wondered what I was doing...but before any significant amount of time had passed I was feverishly grabbing for the condom packet and getting it on me!!!! Jeronimo! I shouted as I quickly got her ready then went all systems go and put it in. While we were knocking boots, I can still remember now the INSANE elation going through my head, pure triumph and awesome. It was like angels were singing from the heavens all around...and trumpets of jerusalem were piping forth at max volume!!! Life was finally rescued and worth living!!!! "
you just made my day. What a nice break from studying!
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Austin10831 Posts
good blog sir, I genuinely laughed out loud.
ditch the memes though; you're better than that.
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Going into this, I thought to myself "Im not about to spend five minutes reading about some nerds pecker". But you blog was hilariously written. Well done!
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On January 21 2012 13:14 sc4k wrote:
Anyway the girl and I are getting on fantastically, I'm very very happy to be with her...and I hope it lasts for a lot longer, but I won't bore you with the details a
yeah no details..... never gave any in your text xd...
I think the fact that you went into the washroom and decided to randomly read a shampoo bottle for 10 minutes is the best thing about this blog.
always do this...
tbh, great blog... i like girl blogs, and i think the latest i've read have been betetr quality.
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This was one of the weirdest and funniest blogs I've ever read.
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One of the better blogs I read in some time.
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