I pray to thee TL Gods and Goddesses, bestow unto me the power to strike down this man so that he might return from whence he came. These powers I shall use only once. To any man who shall follow these prayers in a time of need may have their request met if it is deemed worthy by the Gods above. In Bisu's name we pray, amen.

Melee_KumA

United States42 Posts

September 04 2014 02:30 GMT

#63

go shit in the woods, dude

Kevin_Sorbo

Canada3217 Posts

September 04 2014 02:31 GMT

#64

On September 04 2014 11:29 -Kyo- wrote:

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Bahahahahaha, this furthers what I said.

I call forth the powerful spirit bomb prayer of the community

I pray to thee TL Gods and Goddesses, bestow unto me the power to strike down this man so that he might return from whence he came. These powers I shall use only once. Any man whom shall follow these prayers in a time of need may have their request met if it is deemed worthy by the Gods above. In Flash's name we pray, amen.

Fixed your prayer for you

EJK

United States1302 Posts

September 04 2014 02:56 GMT

#65

On September 04 2014 11:31 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:

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Fixed your prayer for you

ahh thats better :D

zidaneshead

245 Posts

September 04 2014 03:18 GMT

#66

On September 04 2014 08:29 AldarisGCE wrote:
EDIT: Article being commented on http://www.dailydot.com/esports/alloy-esports-cube-moore/

First and foremost I would like to say that my primary concern at this point in time is assisting our current players that wish to leave Alloy eSports find new teams. I do not want their reputations or careers damaged by this. If any teams are interested in signing any of the players currently on the Alloy eSports roster, please feel free to contact me. The only goal I have ever had is to give players a chance to achieve the highest possible level of success in eSports...

I actually had an ounce of sympathy for you at first, but then I actually read the article. Your player couldn't use your bathroom? You spent gas money on an ice cream sandwich? You relied on your sweet old great grandfather's money to fund a team?

I'm not saying this out of spite or disdain, I honest to God say this with 100% objectivity and compassion.

You have a serious mental illness. You need help, immediately, professional help. Please seek it.

Theovide

Sweden914 Posts

September 04 2014 03:24 GMT

#67

This must be one of the worst apology posts ever made. The only thing stated is that he's sorry and that he tried to do things for the best of the team. However he's not even making an attempt to meet any of the accusations in the article, which makes it quite obvious that he either didn't work for the best of the team or he's stupider than a walnut.

or more likely than stupidity, this is probably true:

On September 04 2014 12:18 zidaneshead wrote:
You have a serious mental illness. You need help, immediately, professional help. Please seek it.

Narcissism is the diagnosis I'd give, but I'm not a psychologist and you shouldn't really do diagnoses over the internet anyway. So search professional help.

EnderSword

Canada669 Posts

September 04 2014 04:04 GMT

#68

He really does have some sort of mental issue, I talked to him for a few hours after he pulled some shit related to the ASL, and I left the conversation believing that HE believes he's rich, that HE believes he knows all these people, That he believes he used to be a Brood War pro etc...

PhoenixVoid

Canada32746 Posts

September 04 2014 04:12 GMT

#69

You have the telltale signs of being a pathological liar and someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, the players or their conditions. This is such a weak apology, no attempt at actually responding to the direct claims, explanations as to why you were giving a false story and the constant fabrications of your story do not get any sympathy from me.

gCgCrypto

Germany297 Posts

September 04 2014 04:13 GMT

#70

oh first he used to be a BW pro, untill we played about two games of SC2BW
After that he reconcidered and decided he used to be Top of NA GM in WoL, beating all the top players.
That also did not last him long.
As he played a few games against some of the team members (diamond to masters players at the time) he suddenly remembered that no, it was not SC:BW nor SC2 that he was a pro at but Halo.
Easy mistake to make.
And now i read that eventually it was not halo after all but the death of a relative.

Plexa

Aotearoa39261 Posts

September 04 2014 04:17 GMT

#71

The real kicker for this thread is the thread title.

Dox

Australia1199 Posts

September 04 2014 04:36 GMT

#72

Damn, I guess that was the final nail in the coffin. RIP eSports.

Bonkarooni

United States383 Posts

September 04 2014 04:55 GMT

#73

So...you didn't have enough experience in this situation, and because of your lack of experience, you thought it was okay to lie to your players? I don't see how those two things correlate at all.

If you're actually sorry, pay your players out of your own pocket. Man up and fix the mistakes you made.

league

Peru58 Posts

September 04 2014 04:56 GMT

#74

Just read the daily dot article, if all of that is true, wow what a scumbag!

Celes.Sabre

United States55 Posts

September 04 2014 05:07 GMT

#75

He is 20 years old. And he says he has 4 years of business management experience education?

That means he went to a university at 16. No offense, but he doesn't sound ahead of the curve.

Phredxor

New Zealand15076 Posts

September 04 2014 05:18 GMT

#76

On September 04 2014 14:07 Celes.Sabre wrote:
He is 20 years old. And he says he has 4 years of business management experience education?

That means he went to a university at 16. No offense, but he doesn't sound ahead of the curve.

Probably pretty safe to assume that his 'business management experience' is another of his many lies

Reading the reddit thread and all the stories and screenshots of stuff he said is hilarious. Guy was a total nut job.

BigFan

TLADT24920 Posts

September 04 2014 05:53 GMT

#77

I was wondering why people were "raising vodkas" and "telling him to go shit in the woods" then I read that dailybot article and was flabbergasted at how he treated previous players. Had this been his first team and he made many mistakes but gave a sincere apology and explained what went on, then maybe he would've gotten some sympathy and bid farewell by the community but for this to be his second team and constantly lying to players, not paying the money etc... it's just ridiculous.

I feel bad for the players

As for you Aldaris, I hope you fix yourself up and stop with all these shenanigans. The whole BW pro into SCII pro into Halo pro or the other lies, stupid idea to lie since you always get caught in the end. If you truly wanted the best for the players then you should've been upfront, honest and transparent about everything. That whole bathroom story is something ...