Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 34

Kovaz

Canada233 Posts

May 01 2011 18:23 GMT

#661

PvP on DQ, this was my first game after being placed in bronze. Guy cannon rushes me and I had no idea what to do, so I saved up 800 minerals and double expanded to a different base, got a forge and stuffed his attempt to cannon rush me a second time.

Him: Never fails
every time I want a quick game
someone has to be johnny tough nuts
Me: Sorry for not dieing?

In the meantime he attacks with what I assume was a 4gate, but I held it off with cannons + 3gate of my own. I chrono out a void ray and start attacking his nexus.

Him: gg
Me: gg
Him: just kidding
Me: ok

That was my first win on ladder, too. I never get BM since then, except the standard "fuck protoss so OP" every 10 games or so.

Demonace34

United States2493 Posts

May 02 2011 05:38 GMT

#662

As I promised yesterday, I'm bringing you chat logs and a good screenshot.

ZvT Scrap Station

He decides to expand to the island, my mutas come out and he has 2 scvs trying to put up missile turrets with 2 already in his mineral line, 10 mutas destroy his turrets right before he click to repair them. So I'm a lucky shit. He grabs all his scvs and thors and tanks to move out, I surround his army and he says ZZZZZZZZ when everything dies.

00:14:09 - dollabillwil to ALL: you luck shit
00:14:15 - Demonace to ALL: lol
00:14:44 - dollabillwil to ALL: you suck
00:15:04 - Demonace to ALL: and you are losing to me?
00:15:08 - Demonace to ALL: so who really suciks
00:15:13 - dollabillwil to ALL: yeah lucky shit
00:15:29 - Demonace to ALL: lucky?
00:15:39 - dollabillwil to ALL: yeah got that turr lucky you
00:15:47 - dollabillwil to ALL: ytou herd me
00:15:52 - Demonace to ALL: no your dumbass doesn't know how to repair
00:16:15 - dollabillwil to ALL: haha i was retard
00:18:04 - dollabillwil to ALL: scrub
00:20:35 - dollabillwil to ALL: zzzzzz
00:20:35 - Demonace to ALL: scrub get out
00:20:37 - dollabillwil to ALL: you suck
00:20:40 - dollabillwil to ALL: lucky fuck

ZvT self explanatory

00:26:12 - scarespike to ALL: BANELINGS ARE SO FUCKING OP
00:26:52 - scarespike to ALL: how is it fair that 1 unit can kill 12 of mine
00:27:03 - Demonace to ALL: you stack them up for me?
00:27:03 - scarespike to ALL: can you tell me that
00:27:16 - Demonace to ALL: how can 1 thor 1 shot 40 mutas?
00:27:30 - Demonace to ALL: same way banelings can kill infantry
00:27:30 - scarespike to ALL: lol not evan
00:28:01 - Demonace to ALL: ultras inc
00:28:01 - scarespike to ALL: but mutas dont even cost nearly as much as thors
00:28:23 - scarespike to ALL: its just a bull shit unit
00:28:32 - Demonace to ALL: yeah it is
00:28:48 - Demonace to ALL: couldn't be that you never expanded
00:28:55 - Demonace to ALL: never pressured me before 15 min
00:28:55 - scarespike to ALL: there is no counter
00:29:06 - scarespike to ALL: how you had banelings
00:29:16 - scarespike to ALL: one would have killed my whole army

TvT ton of proxy racks, talks about "promotion day"

00:14:20 - Demonace to ALL: lol, nice all in
00:14:52 - STRYKER to ALL: slo this time - my last game
00:15:44 - STRYKER to ALL: been trying to get promoted - i seem to have missed the bus
00:16:01 - Demonace to ALL: no you seem to not play the game regularly
00:16:38 - STRYKER to ALL: u got to be kidding me - i;m on ll the time
00:16:53 - STRYKER to ALL: but yesterday was promotion day
00:16:57 - Demonace to ALL: stop building proxy racks
00:17:05 - Demonace to ALL: no it wasn't, everyday is promotion day

ZvP "Protoss is OP"

00:00:28 - Ideon: what race are you
00:01:05 - Demonace: random
00:01:16 - Ideon: right now i mean
00:24:59 - Ideon: protoss is so amazingly overpowered
00:25:29 - Demonace: is that what this race is called?
00:25:37 - Ideon: yeah
00:25:48 - Ideon: its amazingly powerful against zerg
00:26:06 - Ideon: zerg is always at a disadvantage against protoss
00:26:16 - Ideon: so f u c k you noob

PvT Epiphany at 22 min into the game

00:22:54 - Kabomb: Damn.. I waited too long to expand

ZvP Wintrader/Worker rusher with probes, tries to talk to people early game to make them not look at his 4 probe harass, I surround his probes while I wait for my pool to get up and he leaves.

00:00:17 - Wildhulk: hiyo
00:00:19 - Wildhulk: hi
00:00:25 - Wildhulk: u good?
00:00:35 - Demonace: gl hf
00:00:46 - Wildhulk: lol
00:00:51 - Wildhulk: u heard me?
00:01:04 - Demonace: less talky more play
00:01:25 - Wildhulk: lol
00:01:29 - Wildhulk: ur stupid
00:01:33 - Demonace: ty
00:01:35 - Wildhulk: NEWB
00:01:40 - Wildhulk: UR WELCOME

ZvT Guy tells me he is going to kill himself if he doesn't win.

00:00:17 - Corps: hey
00:00:19 - Corps: 0-6
00:00:32 - Corps: if i lose this then i'm going to end it all
00:00:38 - Corps: so think about that
00:00:39 - Demonace: cool don't care
00:00:57 - Corps: bro you're going to let me die?
00:01:11 - Demonace: smarten the gene pool
00:01:17 - Corps: lol
00:01:32 - Corps: you obviously arnt ag enious
00:01:50 - Corps: smarten
00:01:56 - Corps: you be smartenin fools all over
00:02:02 - Demonace: 15155 <-(Spaming when he is lagging)
00:06:28 - Corps: so this is where you wanna be when jesus comes back?
00:15:57 - Corps: i cannot win!
00:16:05 - Corps: please demote me

Name + how late he says it just made me laugh.

00:00:41 - FannySmacker: i had suck a godly split lol

And the picture for last, love this.

ILoveTurtles

Norway8 Posts

May 02 2011 05:51 GMT

#663

Now as you can see here he is bunker rushing me.

Here you can see him forgetting to raise his depot.
Rage ensues.

I am obviously a noob, holding off a bunker rush is also lucky ofcourse aswell are other races lucky if they by chance manage to win.
/Sarcasm off

Wubbles

United States120 Posts

May 03 2011 05:50 GMT

#664

ZvP on Shattered Temple - close positions. Was tired and wanted one last game of laddering before heading to bed so thought I'd end it on a good note and do something silly regardless of win/lose. So I did the good ole proxy hatch at the ramp and proceeded to blockade him with spine crawlers after breaking his zealot probe defense with lings and a queen.

Protoss teched to Void Rays and got a small handful together I guess as a last ditch effort to kill me hoping to catch me offgaurd, but I had 4-5 Queens + Hydras at this point, made a couple roaches for meatshields vs his zealots and 1a'd to victory.
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drcatellino

Canada346 Posts

May 03 2011 05:54 GMT

#665

I got the worst BM of my life just now. It felt awesome ;D

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"you have no reason to live"

Deadiam

United States69 Posts

May 03 2011 15:57 GMT

#666

Proxy Banshees on Xel'Naga ... although he also scanned my main and saw a tech lab on my 2nd starport ...

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Jukebox Joe

United Kingdom358 Posts

May 03 2011 16:15 GMT

#667

On April 30 2011 23:38 The KY wrote:

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That sounds about right, yeah.

The guy had been messaging me ingame for half of it in ALL CAPS CALLING ME SCRUB, NOOB, SAYING HE HOPES MY FAMILY DIES, FUCK YOU TERRAN OP etc etc etc. After I was convinced I had lost, I won convincingly, and yes I was smug enough about it to rub it in a little.

Not exactly praiseworthy stuff, but honestly I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

The 'I hope your family dies... today!' was hilarious.

I just won a ZvP where he went voids and zealots and I went ling/infestor.

Him: so sad how good lings are
Me: make collosus. voids are crap against lings
Him: yeah no shit. i was on facebook and did the wrong build

Then he rage quit with no gg.

Let it Raine

Canada1245 Posts

May 03 2011 16:29 GMT

#668

i wonder if i'm in this thread or not

i bm 90% of the people who resort to all ins vs me. (spoilers: that's everyone who plays this game)

Linoge

Hungary115 Posts

May 04 2011 09:18 GMT

#669

http://i.imgur.com/iT7kj.jpg*Click*

Hypemeup

Sweden2783 Posts

May 04 2011 09:21 GMT

#670

On May 03 2011 14:54 drcatellino wrote:
I got the worst BM of my life just now. It felt awesome ;D

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"you have no reason to live"

Two wrongs dont make a right.

Whats it with people posting them being BM in this thread?

Simberto

Germany11787 Posts

May 04 2011 10:16 GMT

#671

On April 28 2011 12:37 NoisyNinja wrote:

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You are a fucking genius.

Actually, what happened in that game? I just looked at the minimap and was very confused. Why did one guy steal an enemy main?

longtang

United States73 Posts

May 04 2011 20:03 GMT

#672

I bm'd someone and he promised that it was going up on the tl thread on bm. I am here looking high and low and can't find that fuking post. He lied to me. I spent a lot of effort BM'ing him and making him mad. However, he is now failing to follow through on his end.

Oh well.

Some people are just liars when they say things.

U know what, buddy! I am going back to the replay and getting your name off the log and then I am going to expose you for despicable liar that you are.

cheers.

dafnay

Angola375 Posts

May 04 2011 20:53 GMT

#673

On May 05 2011 05:03 longtang wrote:
I bm'd someone and he promised that it was going up on the tl thread on bm. I am here looking high and low and can't find that fuking post. He lied to me. I spent a lot of effort BM'ing him and making him mad. However, he is now failing to follow through on his end.

Oh well.

Some people are just liars when they say things.

U know what, buddy! I am going back to the replay and getting your name off the log and then I am going to expose you for despicable liar that you are.

cheers.

cool story

noaki

Germany145 Posts

May 04 2011 21:17 GMT

#674

I reported two players after bming (like 'i hope u get cancer and die'), curious if this reporting function is of any use though? sb ever heard about it having consequences since it isn't exactly made for insults?

Yagulare

Poland42 Posts

May 05 2011 21:04 GMT

#675

Just got my first bm ever :D

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Edit: what is "dofus"? do fk yourself??

sva

United States748 Posts

May 06 2011 09:09 GMT

#676

"Take ur ass and stick it on the moon with an american flag and cry mommy i want my mother fucking mac" ~

I scouted his build and he was upset.

edit: fixed image

edit 2: someone asked me to type it out.

longtang

United States73 Posts

May 07 2011 03:55 GMT

#677

This protoss went mass phoenix rush. When I decided that I would just go kill him with everything I had, he called me a cheat.

When you do something so stupid as to two stargate phoenix, how do you expect to survive a ground army push?

You moron.

cheer.s

kzn

United States1218 Posts

May 07 2011 04:24 GMT

#678

>Sorry I didn't mean to
>CREEP ON YOU

oh god im laughing so hard

ZeromuS

Canada13405 Posts

May 07 2011 04:33 GMT

#679

On May 07 2011 13:24 kzn wrote:

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oh god im laughing so hard

Well done for pointing that one out its AMAZING! hahaha so funny I wish I played Zerg so I could make comments like that lol

Then again with storms I can rain on parades eh? :p