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Aldrahn
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway5 Posts
May 30 2010 15:38 GMT
#61
I Wish the restaurant had take away.

Loved the analogy, so true!
Melt
Profile Joined May 2010
Switzerland281 Posts
May 30 2010 15:44 GMT
#62
Very good way of taking blizzards policy ad-absurdum. Maybe they can understand the way many fans feel if it's in this form (kinda funny but nonetheless critical).
Knee_of_Justice
Profile Joined October 2009
United States388 Posts
May 30 2010 15:50 GMT
#63
The food in my opinion isnt quite as orgasmically, deliciously, mouth-watering-ly good as you make it out to be.

It's fairly good, but has a long way towards becoming the best. Luckily, we should be able to assume that the chef who is preparing (patching) the food will steadily improve over time, even adding new courses to the menu.

Protoss Tactical Guide: http://www.sc2armory.com/forums/topic/7903
AmstAff
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany949 Posts
May 30 2010 15:56 GMT
#64
rofl was a nice read and so right
after 2 years i reached it = marine icon
4Servy
Profile Joined August 2008
Netherlands1542 Posts
May 30 2010 15:58 GMT
#65
Nice thread but imo the dinner also sux cause I find sc2 horribly bad for a RTS in 2010 after 4 years of devolpment.
QueueQueue
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada1000 Posts
May 30 2010 16:03 GMT
#66
Funny analogy. Agree with some of it.
Tanstaafl
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom123 Posts
May 30 2010 16:06 GMT
#67
Hey, at least you'll get an achievement for ordering every dish 25 times.
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
May 30 2010 16:11 GMT
#68
Love it. Bnet forums are full of bad metaphors, although this is pretty spot on.
Raydog
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States632 Posts
May 30 2010 16:13 GMT
#69
Reminiscent of the Soup Nazi :O
Shew
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
May 30 2010 16:18 GMT
#70
i want this person to serve my food
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RotterdaM
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Netherlands684 Posts
May 30 2010 16:18 GMT
#71
very nice written
Commentatorwww.instagram.com/RotterdaM08 for pictures of cute puppies.
Omegalisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States337 Posts
May 30 2010 16:20 GMT
#72
I would just eat there alone (single player), or get take-out and eat it with others (UMS).
Inkblood
Profile Joined February 2010
United States463 Posts
May 30 2010 16:21 GMT
#73
That's an amazing analogy. Love it.
HaruHaru
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States988 Posts
May 30 2010 16:22 GMT
#74
haha thats pretty clever! can someone get the new waiter fired. pretend to slip on the floor and sue the restaurant!
Long live BroodWar!
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
May 30 2010 16:25 GMT
#75
Brilliant, fits my mood exactly
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
May 30 2010 16:28 GMT
#76
or get take-out and eat it with others


This would "Piracy".
Too Busy to Troll!
metaphoR
Profile Joined May 2010
United States199 Posts
May 30 2010 16:31 GMT
#77
hmmm did some say metaphor? good job at finding that gem OP
ROOTCatZ
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Peru1226 Posts
May 30 2010 16:34 GMT
#78
should always give credit to the original author, very creative
Progamerwww.root-gaming.com
Shouryu
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway132 Posts
May 30 2010 16:37 GMT
#79
On May 31 2010 01:28 Half wrote:
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or get take-out and eat it with others


This would "Piracy".

Take-out would be playing offline (not connected - to the restaurant).
Stealing the food would be considered piracy - or eating w/o paying, or going into the shop and copying the food and then share it with other people.
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MrRey
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
183 Posts
May 30 2010 16:38 GMT
#80
Amazing.
True.
Clever.


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