Very good way of taking blizzards policy ad-absurdum. Maybe they can understand the way many fans feel if it's in this form (kinda funny but nonetheless critical).

Knee_of_Justice

United States388 Posts

May 30 2010 15:50 GMT

#63

The food in my opinion isnt quite as orgasmically, deliciously, mouth-watering-ly good as you make it out to be.

It's fairly good, but has a long way towards becoming the best. Luckily, we should be able to assume that the chef who is preparing (patching) the food will steadily improve over time, even adding new courses to the menu.

AmstAff

Germany949 Posts

May 30 2010 15:56 GMT

#64

rofl was a nice read and so right

4Servy

Netherlands1542 Posts

May 30 2010 15:58 GMT

#65

Nice thread but imo the dinner also sux cause I find sc2 horribly bad for a RTS in 2010 after 4 years of devolpment.

QueueQueue

Canada1000 Posts

May 30 2010 16:03 GMT

#66

Funny analogy. Agree with some of it.

Tanstaafl

United Kingdom123 Posts

May 30 2010 16:06 GMT

#67

Hey, at least you'll get an achievement for ordering every dish 25 times.

Froadac

United States6733 Posts

May 30 2010 16:11 GMT

#68

Love it. Bnet forums are full of bad metaphors, although this is pretty spot on.

Raydog

United States632 Posts

May 30 2010 16:13 GMT

#69

Reminiscent of the Soup Nazi :O

sqwert

United States781 Posts

May 30 2010 16:18 GMT

#70

i want this person to serve my food
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RotterdaM

Netherlands684 Posts

May 30 2010 16:18 GMT

#71

very nice written

Omegalisk

United States337 Posts

May 30 2010 16:20 GMT

#72

I would just eat there alone (single player), or get take-out and eat it with others (UMS).

Inkblood

United States463 Posts

May 30 2010 16:21 GMT

#73

That's an amazing analogy. Love it.

HaruHaru

United States988 Posts

May 30 2010 16:22 GMT

#74

haha thats pretty clever! can someone get the new waiter fired. pretend to slip on the floor and sue the restaurant!

bITt.mAN

Switzerland3701 Posts

May 30 2010 16:25 GMT

#75

Brilliant, fits my mood exactly

Half

United States2554 Posts

May 30 2010 16:28 GMT

#76

or get take-out and eat it with others

This would "Piracy".

metaphoR

United States199 Posts

May 30 2010 16:31 GMT

#77

hmmm did some say metaphor? good job at finding that gem OP

ROOTCatZ

Peru1238 Posts

May 30 2010 16:34 GMT

#78

should always give credit to the original author, very creative

Shouryu

Norway132 Posts

May 30 2010 16:37 GMT

#79

On May 31 2010 01:28 Half wrote:

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This would "Piracy".

Take-out would be playing offline (not connected - to the restaurant).
Stealing the food would be considered piracy - or eating w/o paying, or going into the shop and copying the food and then share it with other people.