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battle.net 2.0 is a restaurant! - Page 5

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token
Profile Joined March 2010
United States9 Posts
May 30 2010 16:39 GMT
#81
lmao sooo Great!
Floophead_III
Profile Joined September 2009
United States1832 Posts
May 30 2010 16:40 GMT
#82
Likewise, if the place is good and the food is good most people will want to support the institution. If customers feel gypped they're more likely to break the rules selfishly. I'm not going to walk out on a tab from a place I like, but I sure as hell will just get up and leave if I'm extremely dissatisfied with a place that is bad.
Half man, half bear, half pig.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46294 Posts
May 30 2010 16:42 GMT
#83
Hahahaha this is awesome!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Infernus
Profile Joined July 2009
Norway222 Posts
May 30 2010 16:44 GMT
#84
Haha this is so spot on! God people are just amazing, coming up with things like this.

While you order the waiter places a microphone under your table in order to gather personal information about you, information that he will use to make statistics and sell to other restauranats. I find that kind of scary :| Dont want blizzard to know all about my personal stuff.. thats why its personal, isnt it?
sup ;o
Cheerio
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Ukraine3178 Posts
May 30 2010 16:46 GMT
#85
LOL great stuff.
koonst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States215 Posts
May 30 2010 16:49 GMT
#86
you forgot 1 thing..
they lease out part of their waiter/ service to a different fast food joint
( face book)
this other waiter only lets u go to his food ur friends list on facebook ..and lets u talk in whispers to ur face book friends.....
which is like letting u eat a few crumbs off what someone else ate.

koonst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States215 Posts
May 30 2010 16:49 GMT
#87
i really hate they use ur whole name in ur friends list now.. bull chit.
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
May 30 2010 16:52 GMT
#88
that post made my day, thank you OP :3
Moony
Profile Joined April 2010
United States533 Posts
May 30 2010 16:52 GMT
#89
haha this is great
facebook.com/macromicrogaming
mutantmagnet
Profile Joined June 2009
United States3807 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 16:55:04
May 30 2010 16:52 GMT
#90
On May 30 2010 21:43 Bananas wrote:
Haha :D

Spot on!

Aside for the League ranking metaphor


Fixed.

Funniest thing I read in the past 24 hours and it was inciteful.

To fix up the league ranking joke.

I would say before you leave the restaurant you are asked to leave feedback on their service on their website or any other you prefer. Unfortunately the feedback pages are fixed so on a daily basis reviews are chosen in a rotated format to show a limited range of negative, positive or neutral reviews of the restaurant. When you look up your review to see when it will be posted you learn the rotation is not based on your time of entry but your relative disposition compared to the disposition of other feedback reports you can't even read!
Omegalisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States337 Posts
May 30 2010 16:55 GMT
#91
On May 31 2010 01:28 Half wrote:
Show nested quote +
or get take-out and eat it with others


This would "Piracy".


Not really. This is where the analogy fails. You and your friends can't both eat the same food, unlike pirating.

Pirating would be making the food yourself.
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
May 30 2010 16:57 GMT
#92
This analogy is spot on
WakaDoDo
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden1183 Posts
May 30 2010 16:58 GMT
#93
This is prettttty hilarious XD
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 17:00:00
May 30 2010 16:59 GMT
#94
You also forgot that the restaraunt is part of a chain of restaurants and the place won't allow you to visit any other branch unless you pay off the sister store in advance, for the same shitty service you got at the first place. (no realm crossing)
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
anelace
Profile Joined May 2010
United States2 Posts
May 30 2010 17:00 GMT
#95
very accurate
nice job with the analogy
Bob300
Profile Joined April 2010
United States505 Posts
May 30 2010 17:04 GMT
#96
perfect description of B.net 2.0
NYC Suburbs --- College Freshman --- Season 1 - Drone Whiskey
sCCrooked
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)1306 Posts
May 30 2010 17:07 GMT
#97
Excellent analogy. Its too bad none of these analysis are actually reaching blizzard's ears because they threw away all our petitions -_-
Enlightened in an age of anti-intellectualism and quotidian repetitiveness of asinine assumptive thinking. Best lycan guide evar --> "Fixing solo queue all pick one game at a time." ~KwarK-
Ursad0n
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States523 Posts
May 30 2010 17:14 GMT
#98
B.net 2.0 blocks came, past tense of cum i guess. But if you don't like it you can turn off the language filter. It's in options under social
You make it sound like there's a correlation between what should happen and what actually happens. I mean, life is chaotic and it's often unfair. I know it is for me.
Lord Kethus
Profile Joined May 2010
Spain4 Posts
May 30 2010 17:19 GMT
#99


Bnet 1.0, i miss u!!!
Bnet 1.0, i miss u... :(
Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
May 30 2010 17:21 GMT
#100
On May 31 2010 01:55 Omegalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2010 01:28 Half wrote:
or get take-out and eat it with others


This would "Piracy".


Not really. This is where the analogy fails. You and your friends can't both eat the same food, unlike pirating.

Pirating would be making the food yourself.

No it wouldn't because the food would be a lower quality, and legally yours.
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