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MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
May 30 2010 18:26 GMT
#121
Is the food even that good? Some have said that it is not... (some people said sc2 sucks)
Zaphid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1860 Posts
May 30 2010 18:33 GMT
#122
And once in while, the waiter shits in your food...

(disconnects...)
I will never ever play Mech against Protoss. - MVP
Reaper9
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1724 Posts
May 30 2010 18:37 GMT
#123
It's kinda like that old comic I read where the customer is like
Customer:"Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup!"
Waiter: "Why, yes there is!" plucks out fly* "Oh look, there's a beetle in here too. I'll just pluck it out."
Customer: Sputters* "I already ate several spoonfuls!"
Waiter: " Oh, and look here, a centipede, sorry about that."
Customer faints*
Waiter: "There we go, all good to eat!"
I post only when my brain works.
Unstable.pro
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
14 Posts
May 30 2010 18:48 GMT
#124
Perfect
Better Make Me Stable
RyanRushia
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2748 Posts
May 30 2010 18:50 GMT
#125
hilarious. thank you who ever posted.
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. | coL.Ryan | www.twitter.com/coL_RyanR
papaz
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden4149 Posts
May 30 2010 18:53 GMT
#126
rofl. this was hilarious
Setz3R
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
May 30 2010 18:53 GMT
#127
And that is definitely a reason why waiters are so nice . The food can sometimes sell itself, but for the most part, people won't be coming back....
twitch.tv/setz3r
sCCrooked
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)1306 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 19:02:20
May 30 2010 18:54 GMT
#128
On May 31 2010 02:50 SichuanPanda wrote:

Not everyone is under 14 and has their parents buying their games, in-fact most people on this forum are probably more like 20 and pay for games on their own.


I didn't say the people on here were kids. I said that people who pay all these fees are stuck in the infantile mindset of "I want my new toy I want it NOW NOW NOW". Your opinion is based on an assumption, not a fact. Try reading before you respond.
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G3nXsiS
Profile Joined July 2009
United States656 Posts
May 30 2010 18:56 GMT
#129
I love this metaphor lol.
Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment
koonst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States215 Posts
May 30 2010 18:58 GMT
#130
the old waiter used to like us eating our food at home ( lan ) or have a party with ur friends and free food at some lan spot)
the old waiter didnt care what u said or when u said it.. or who u sad it too.. ( free speech sorta) soo it was like america the waiter!
now we got a nazi bnet.20 .. lame i dont want sour kraut
InRaged
Profile Joined February 2007
1047 Posts
May 30 2010 19:01 GMT
#131
On May 31 2010 03:33 Zaphid wrote:
And once in while, the waiter shits in your food...

(disconnects...)

Well, that happens in every restaurant, and often times that's fault of the guys who delivery food to the restaurant.
Rarely though, customers themselves shit in other customers food, or even in their own food, to avoid being slapped with paycheck
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
May 30 2010 19:02 GMT
#132
Haha, best creative way to bash Blizzard's massive fail wave.
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XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
May 30 2010 19:07 GMT
#133
God I hate this new waiter. Give me another one!

Great metaphore.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) APM, Why u make me spam?
pzea469
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1520 Posts
May 30 2010 19:11 GMT
#134
this is one of those posts that make my day better
Kill the Deathball
stolensheep
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom306 Posts
May 30 2010 19:12 GMT
#135
That's amazing!
twitter.com/stolensheeps
koonst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States215 Posts
May 30 2010 19:53 GMT
#136
maybe we should say screw this joint.. and go to the hooters down the road?
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
May 30 2010 20:02 GMT
#137
Amazing.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5765 Posts
May 30 2010 20:11 GMT
#138
I thought it's like being in a traffic jam. You're stuck in the same scenario with hundreds of other people, but it's impossible to talk to any of them even though they're right next to you. All you can do is look at each other and mutually think "I'm fucked" because you're in a traffic jam.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
SupremeMe
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden227 Posts
May 30 2010 20:25 GMT
#139
Awesome metaphor!

Can someone make a petition against Bnet 2.0? I'm confident we could get some hundreds of thousands to sign <.<
Distributor of pain - Your loss becomes my gain
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 30 2010 20:32 GMT
#140
On May 31 2010 04:01 InRaged wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2010 03:33 Zaphid wrote:
And once in while, the waiter shits in your food...

(disconnects...)

Well, that happens in every restaurant, and often times that's fault of the guys who delivery food to the restaurant.
Rarely though, customers themselves shit in other customers food, or even in their own food, to avoid being slapped with paycheck

Most restaurants dont shit in your food nearly as often as this restaurant does.
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