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SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
May 30 2010 17:24 GMT
#101
On May 30 2010 21:47 milly9 wrote:
I'd probably tell the manager the food was great and I'd never eat here again because of the waiter.


Then the manager tells you 'the waiter we've created provides the kind of experience our customers want, and we are working to improve any problems with him'.
i-bonjwa
Pure.Calm
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United Kingdom196 Posts
May 30 2010 17:26 GMT
#102
Think this sums up Bnet and SC2 pretty well givent the last interview
Darkstar-
Profile Joined May 2010
8 Posts
May 30 2010 17:32 GMT
#103
On May 30 2010 22:24 Gibybo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2010 22:15 RiGun wrote:
Nice analogy, I hope blizzard realizes that they've screwed up badly with B.net 2.0, but I'm not even a bit optimistic, this new bnet abomination isn't about customer service, it's about revenue and how to maximize it in the long term.


I am pretty sure they will fail hard in terms of long term revenue with this approach.


The sad truth is, they wont fail, Activision Blizzard does have a long term approach to Blizzard games, you will buy SC2, pretty much everyone here will even though they say they wont and even if you dont, it wont matter. All those ''casuals'' will buy it, sure they'll get bored after a month, so what ? some months after SC2 they'll buy Cataclysm, then they'll buy Diablo 3 some months after that, sure they'll just leave those get dusty somewhere after another month too, but they'll just NEED to have the SC2 ''full priced expansion'' which will, again, get pretty boring pretty quickly, no need to worry though, im sure the first full priced Diablo 3 expansion is already on its way, after all they need something to cover the time between the next full priced SC2 expansion, and after that, theres that new MMO, oh that'll put some more money in their pockets, and then they'll just start it all over again.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
May 30 2010 17:39 GMT
#104
I can't believe how well this fits
myopia
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2928 Posts
May 30 2010 17:43 GMT
#105
C'mon Blizzard, you're better than this!
it's my first day
sCCrooked
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)1306 Posts
May 30 2010 17:44 GMT
#106
The people boycotting it probably are smart enough to realize that someone will crack it so they will still get the 1P and storyline modes almost as fast as everyone else. Only the little kids who are stuck in the mentally infantile state of "I have to have my new toy NOW NOW NOW I WANT IT" would make their parents pay the hundreds of dollars it'll take to play the "full version" of SC2.
Enlightened in an age of anti-intellectualism and quotidian repetitiveness of asinine assumptive thinking. Best lycan guide evar --> "Fixing solo queue all pick one game at a time." ~KwarK-
nainqx
Profile Joined July 2008
China35 Posts
May 30 2010 17:44 GMT
#107
The old waiter let me and my friends have free food.
SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
May 30 2010 17:50 GMT
#108
On May 31 2010 02:44 Diminotoor wrote:
The people boycotting it probably are smart enough to realize that someone will crack it so they will still get the 1P and storyline modes almost as fast as everyone else. Only the little kids who are stuck in the mentally infantile state of "I have to have my new toy NOW NOW NOW I WANT IT" would make their parents pay the hundreds of dollars it'll take to play the "full version" of SC2.


Not everyone is under 14 and has their parents buying their games, in-fact most people on this forum are probably more like 20 and pay for games on their own.
i-bonjwa
Rabiator
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany3948 Posts
May 30 2010 17:53 GMT
#109
On May 31 2010 01:18 sqwert wrote:
i want this person to serve my food
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[image loading]

Unlikely ... you more or less get served by ...
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[image loading]
If you cant say what you're meaning, you can never mean what you're saying.
leomon
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada169 Posts
May 30 2010 17:55 GMT
#110
100% agree with OP's post
Radians
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
May 30 2010 18:01 GMT
#111
awesome
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 18:07:14
May 30 2010 18:02 GMT
#112
Coming July 27th! All new battle.net 2.0 features!
Realistic Bobby Kotick dildo! It's self aware and will animate to rape you (and your wallet) every 12 hours!
Chat Channels! (You have to pay per word)
Cross realm play! (You have to pay per game)
LAN! (You have to pay per second used)
U Gotta Skate.
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
May 30 2010 18:04 GMT
#113
Awesome! hahaha
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Koffiegast
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands346 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 18:06:23
May 30 2010 18:05 GMT
#114
On May 31 2010 02:53 Rabiator wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2010 01:18 sqwert wrote:
i want this person to serve my food
semi-nsfw+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Unlikely ... you more or less get served by ...
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



Hahaha, you know those series?
I wouldnt like to see such a person as a waitress in my restaurant :D
Wut
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
May 30 2010 18:06 GMT
#115
Lol, well thought out.
zekezagura
Profile Joined May 2010
United States38 Posts
May 30 2010 18:07 GMT
#116
XD thats great! (dang waiter)
Geeks will inherit the earth... they just dont care, all they care about is the next best thing that is coming out :)
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
May 30 2010 18:10 GMT
#117
Fire that waiter !!!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 30 2010 18:14 GMT
#118
hit the nail on the head, but the food isn't all that great
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
May 30 2010 18:15 GMT
#119
I agree. This is a great metaphor.


The sad part, is that it isn't even complete. and Blizzard is worse than that. You can be removed from the restraunt at any time for any reason.
Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
May 30 2010 18:20 GMT
#120
A very good analogy. I certainly hope Blizzard takes notice of that waiter!
You and your "5 years of competitive RTS experience" can take a hike. - FrozenArbiter
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