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Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9571 Posts
May 30 2010 13:08 GMT
#21
This is probably the best and most accurate analogy ever!
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RiGun
Profile Joined February 2010
Argentina155 Posts
May 30 2010 13:15 GMT
#22
Nice analogy, I hope blizzard realizes that they've screwed up badly with B.net 2.0, but I'm not even a bit optimistic, this new bnet abomination isn't about customer service, it's about revenue and how to maximize it in the long term.
peachsncream
Profile Joined April 2010
United States289 Posts
May 30 2010 13:23 GMT
#23
wow some1 actually made a thread that wasnt retarded, nice post
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Gibybo
Profile Joined May 2007
United States229 Posts
May 30 2010 13:24 GMT
#24
On May 30 2010 22:15 RiGun wrote:
Nice analogy, I hope blizzard realizes that they've screwed up badly with B.net 2.0, but I'm not even a bit optimistic, this new bnet abomination isn't about customer service, it's about revenue and how to maximize it in the long term.


I am pretty sure they will fail hard in terms of long term revenue with this approach.
Oddysay
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada597 Posts
May 30 2010 13:24 GMT
#25
btw Goodvibes in the battle.net forum work for blizzard ??

seriously i just dont read what he post anymore in the battle.net forum .

i cant belive someone can be that stupid ... just cant ...
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
May 30 2010 13:41 GMT
#26
that was amazing. I have been trying to describe how SC2 and Bnet 2 aren't that great but couldn't find a way to. This sums it up perfectly.
Zabimaru
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom132 Posts
May 30 2010 13:41 GMT
#27
Loved it! But I’m hungry now...
To Death we shall all go.
Deathfate
Profile Joined November 2008
Spain555 Posts
May 30 2010 13:44 GMT
#28
awesome
Feel the power of the zerg swarm.
AyJay
Profile Joined April 2010
1515 Posts
May 30 2010 13:46 GMT
#29
It's funny although I have to disagree with map marketing

I think it's awesome idea because it will keep people motivating to make better and better maps. I really wouldn't mind throwing extra dollars if map is worth it.
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
May 30 2010 13:46 GMT
#30
at least it's not like wow restaurant where you have to pay your table per 5 minutes :s

but ye, if you want do "add-on" chairs you have to pay additionally ofc.
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Artifex
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Belgium189 Posts
May 30 2010 13:53 GMT
#31
That is phenomenal. That man is is a genius :p
Fear. Fear that the zerg are expanding all over the map and there's nothing you can do. The Swarm. Your doom. Now is the time to panic. The terran and protoss are trying to survive. The Zerg are trying to obliterate them. - Stane
Scotchy
Profile Joined April 2010
France24 Posts
May 30 2010 13:54 GMT
#32
[B] (the word "hier" in Dutch means 'here', yet it gets blocked). ("coarse" language filter)
It means "yesterday" in French and it's so ridiculous to block that :<
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 30 2010 13:59 GMT
#33
wow, well put!
Orzabal
Profile Joined December 2009
France287 Posts
May 30 2010 13:59 GMT
#34
This is exactly what I feel about Bnet.2.0.

Starcraft 1 and 2 has been obviously created by gamers.

Bnet.2.0 seems not.

(sorry for my poor english)
Pigsquirrel
Profile Joined August 2009
United States615 Posts
May 30 2010 14:02 GMT
#35
That was so perfect. The metaphorical restaurant is absolutely, unrealistically, retarded. The best part, once you think about it, is that it isn't even an exaggeration. It's real. It's Bnet 2.0 in its current state.
nurle
Profile Joined August 2009
Norway308 Posts
May 30 2010 14:04 GMT
#36
the food at Starcraft Broodwar restaurant is better : o
Jaedong fucking beast
eugen1225
Profile Joined February 2008
Yugoslavia134 Posts
May 30 2010 14:06 GMT
#37
Amazing analogy.
Gman1216
Profile Joined May 2010
United States97 Posts
May 30 2010 14:06 GMT
#38
im a waiter and i would never do that to anyone!
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WiljushkA
Profile Joined March 2006
Serbia1416 Posts
May 30 2010 14:07 GMT
#39
brilliant metaphor
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wanderer
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States641 Posts
May 30 2010 14:08 GMT
#40
I'm lovin it.



see what I did there?
Fuck you, I have a degree in mathematics and I speak 12 languages. (I called the World Cup final in 2008 btw)
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