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Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
May 26 2015 21:24 GMT
#101661
On May 27 2015 06:19 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 06:00 Doctorbeat wrote:
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote:
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).


Manliness:


The pinnacle of insecurity, when you feel the need to assert dominance over a moose


What would you do? Bend over and wait for the pounding?
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
Eppa!
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden4641 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 21:32:50
May 26 2015 21:32 GMT
#101662
On May 27 2015 06:15 Seuss wrote:
Moose aren't scary!*

*+ Show Spoiler [Long Story] +
I went hiking on Mount Katahdin in Maine many years ago with my family and my uncle and aunt's family. We stopped overnight at Chimney Pond and in the morning 5 female moose ambled into camp. My aunt, my mother, a couple cousins and I stood around admiring them for a while. It was great.

Meanwhile one of my cousins, who wasn't more than 8 at the time, had gone to the outhouse just before the moose arrived. Unaware of the visitors, he came charging out of the outhouse (the trail for which ran directly into a moose). We desperately tried to signal to him to look out, but he was too busy watching his step as he ran to notice us.

He ended up directly in front of the moose before he realized something was amiss, stopped dead in his tracks, looked straight up into its face, and dropped his jaw in shock. The moose's eye bugged out in surprise and it fled into the woods.

My cousin didn't move til we ran over to him and made sure he was okay. It's now one of our treasured family camping stories. When my cousin finally settles down I'm going to tell his betrothed that she's lucky he wasn't killed by a moose.


To cap it off my uncle had climbed back down the mountain to spend the morning driving around the nearby lakes, looking for moose. His devastation when he came back to camp and found out what he'd missed was palpable.

Eh it depends on if has a calf with it. It will be very aggressive in that case.
"Can't wait till Monday" Cixah+Waveofshadow. "Needs to be monday. Weekend please go by quickly." Gahlo
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 21:39:26
May 26 2015 21:35 GMT
#101663
On May 27 2015 06:24 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 06:19 Scip wrote:
On May 27 2015 06:00 Doctorbeat wrote:
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote:
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).


Manliness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE

The pinnacle of insecurity, when you feel the need to assert dominance over a moose


What would you do? Bend over and wait for the pounding?



back away very slowly

On May 27 2015 06:32 Eppa! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 06:15 Seuss wrote:
Moose aren't scary!*

*+ Show Spoiler [Long Story] +
I went hiking on Mount Katahdin in Maine many years ago with my family and my uncle and aunt's family. We stopped overnight at Chimney Pond and in the morning 5 female moose ambled into camp. My aunt, my mother, a couple cousins and I stood around admiring them for a while. It was great.

Meanwhile one of my cousins, who wasn't more than 8 at the time, had gone to the outhouse just before the moose arrived. Unaware of the visitors, he came charging out of the outhouse (the trail for which ran directly into a moose). We desperately tried to signal to him to look out, but he was too busy watching his step as he ran to notice us.

He ended up directly in front of the moose before he realized something was amiss, stopped dead in his tracks, looked straight up into its face, and dropped his jaw in shock. The moose's eye bugged out in surprise and it fled into the woods.

My cousin didn't move til we ran over to him and made sure he was okay. It's now one of our treasured family camping stories. When my cousin finally settles down I'm going to tell his betrothed that she's lucky he wasn't killed by a moose.


To cap it off my uncle had climbed back down the mountain to spend the morning driving around the nearby lakes, looking for moose. His devastation when he came back to camp and found out what he'd missed was palpable.

Eh it depends on if has a calf with it. It will be very aggressive in that case.


this happened to my dad when he was working in Alaska. not fun at all
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
Fusilero
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom50293 Posts
May 26 2015 21:38 GMT
#101664
All these big animals over the Americas, the biggest animal threats I deal with in Bath are squirrels.

They're pretty amusing, distractingly amusing. Potential dangers you know.
Glorious SEA doto
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
May 26 2015 21:45 GMT
#101665
On May 27 2015 06:15 TheYango wrote:
TBH the real loser on HGT isn't ZSMJ, it's Air because Wings is basically ex-DT.Club/RStars without him, lol.


If HGT somehow manages to make it to TI playins, Air is this year's Black^. (I haven't watched alst nights/todays games, so not sure if HGT managed to make it into playoffs or not.)
Steam: rook492
Marmy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Iran1697 Posts
May 26 2015 21:46 GMT
#101666
I am tireder than a sloth on sleeping pills
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
May 26 2015 21:47 GMT
#101667
whelp, cat now knows how to get on top of the fridge

looks like I can't keep my peppers there
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
May 26 2015 21:50 GMT
#101668
your joking with that we are apes shit right answer + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

close is a relative term but its chimps we are commonly refered to as sharing the closest common ansester with not apes lel.

have to do the same thing and stand up to bears too but if the cub is there then you might as well curl into fetal position and become religious.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
May 26 2015 22:10 GMT
#101669
Well, looked at the brackets for CN TI quals, throwing those predections out completely, I was dead wrong. I blame the fact I forgot that Energy Pacemaker's had the best name for a player EVER, Old Chicken.
Steam: rook492
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
May 26 2015 22:11 GMT
#101670
On May 27 2015 06:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
whelp, cat now knows how to get on top of the fridge

looks like I can't keep my peppers there


Like bell peppers or hot peppers? What's bad about your cat getting to the peppers?
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 22:18:00
May 26 2015 22:17 GMT
#101671
On May 27 2015 07:11 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 06:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
whelp, cat now knows how to get on top of the fridge

looks like I can't keep my peppers there


Like bell peppers or hot peppers? What's bad about your cat getting to the peppers?

Well I assume that means less for Soniv lol.

Edit: Assuming cats eat pepper. I don't cat.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
May 26 2015 22:22 GMT
#101672
I've been incredibly close to an adult black bear before in a valley by the slopes of Mt. Rainier.

Scary as shit but also incredibly awesome.

But mostly scary as shit.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
May 26 2015 22:31 GMT
#101673
I held a legless lizard once
was pretty rad
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
May 26 2015 22:33 GMT
#101674
On May 27 2015 07:31 Scip wrote:
I held a legless lizard once
was pretty rad

That was a snake, dumbass.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
May 26 2015 22:34 GMT
#101675
On May 27 2015 07:17 onlywonderboy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 07:11 Doctorbeat wrote:
On May 27 2015 06:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
whelp, cat now knows how to get on top of the fridge

looks like I can't keep my peppers there


Like bell peppers or hot peppers? What's bad about your cat getting to the peppers?

Well I assume that means less for Soniv lol.

Edit: Assuming cats eat pepper. I don't cat.


Naw, cat didn't eat the peppers, he just likes to play with them. The bigger issue is that I had a couple fragile things up there, and he knocked them off (as cats are wont to do). Fortunately they landed on the carpet side, not the kitchen tile side.

@DrBeat - they are Jimmy Nardello peppers. Jimmy Nardello was my great or great great uncle (I believe - can't quite remember the exact familial relation), and when they came over from Italy, the girls sewed these seeds into their dresses to get them in the States. Some decade and a half ago, my family found out they were being sold commercially, which was a pretty cool discovery. They are amazingly delicious, like a sweet/bitter/peppery mix, and have been a holiday staple for years. My mom had some left over from last year, so I took a few strings.

We string them up and hang them until they are thoroughly dried. Once the holidays come around, we pinch the tops off, gut the seeds, heat up some oil, toss a pepper in for literally a couple seconds, flip it over, remove, lightly salt while still warm. I could eat them like potato chips. I probably won't get to it tonight, but I'll share pics soon.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
May 26 2015 22:44 GMT
#101676
On May 27 2015 07:33 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 07:31 Scip wrote:
I held a legless lizard once
was pretty rad

That was a snake, dumbass.

nope, it was a legless lizard, american
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Seuss
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States10536 Posts
May 26 2015 22:52 GMT
#101677
Soniv: http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=sticky paws tape&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=31027449565&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12544793461414321727&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_5eaki7be1l_b

Put it on the fridge. Should help discourage cat from jumping up there.
"I am not able to carry all this people alone, for they are too heavy for me." -Moses (Numbers 11:14)
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 26 2015 23:04 GMT
#101678
On May 27 2015 07:44 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 07:33 Gahlo wrote:
On May 27 2015 07:31 Scip wrote:
I held a legless lizard once
was pretty rad

That was a snake, dumbass.

nope, it was a legless lizard, american

easy on the insults there
A backwards poet writes inverse.
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 23:49:24
May 26 2015 23:36 GMT
#101679
Turn out things have all been relatively fine while I've been away due to irl emergencies. Kinda happy about that.

Anyway testing OBS settings
http://www.twitch.tv/tl_moonbear/

EDIT: Stream keeps cutting in and out on my dashboard hm
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
May 26 2015 23:45 GMT
#101680
On May 27 2015 08:36 MoonBear wrote:
Turn out things have all been relatively fine while I've been away due to irl emergencies. Kinda happy about that.

Anyway testing OBS settings
http://www.twitch.tv/tl_moonbear/

I assume this means songbet happens tonight.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
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