EPTYes but the bleeding is much closer to the exit which generally is less serious. I mean if you're bleeding from your anus, might be a good idea to get it checked out regardless. If you have hemorrhoids it's probably just that.
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mordek
United States12704 Posts
Yes but the bleeding is much closer to the exit which generally is less serious. I mean if you're bleeding from your anus, might be a good idea to get it checked out regardless. If you have hemorrhoids it's probably just that. + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
It was while travelling. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On May 27 2015 03:42 Gahlo wrote: Only time I pooped black was after I had to drink liquid charcoal. That was the most painful shit I've ever had. Also pooped white once because of something I had to drink for a stomach scan thing. Pepto Bismol makes you shit black for a while too edit - we are now literally shit posting | ||
AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On May 27 2015 03:18 Cixah wrote: Asmo took some tl guy first and I grab burger king. Burgerking is always the right first pick. Excuse me I took ALL the TL guys because the ONLY correct strat for fantasy is to PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIQUID. | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
On May 27 2015 03:43 Ketara wrote: I had a poop that was bright orange like the inside of a sweet potato once. It was while travelling. I suppose I should mention that a few days later I got incredibly sick and almost died. I guess they may have been related. | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
that sort of changes everything | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
I've gotten multiple diseases that are potentially fatal. I've become dehydrated to the point of needing to be hospitalized for it. I've been attacked by dogs. I was almost attacked by a wild monkey. I've had a pretty awesome life, all things considered. I'm happy today. | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
they weigh like 75lbs tops | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
but what about a chimp or ape teut? | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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Gahlo
United States35153 Posts
On May 27 2015 03:54 ComaDose wrote: STORY TIME. but what about a chimp or ape teut? | ||
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AlterKot
Poland7525 Posts
On May 27 2015 03:48 Ketara wrote: You know, looking back on it, I have almost died while travelling a few times. I've gotten multiple diseases that are potentially fatal. I've become dehydrated to the point of needing to be hospitalized for it. I've been attacked by dogs. I was almost attacked by a wild monkey. I've had a pretty awesome life, all things considered. I'm happy today. "Hey guys if you're not sure whether to go to college or what to do in life, consider travelling for a year!" | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
There's the brown monkeys. These guys are small and there's lots of them and they're the ones you usually interact with. They are the biggest assholes on the planet. They're just smart enough to piss you off, and just stupid enough to not give a shit about it. It's like, picture a 14 year old who vandalizes your house repeatedly, but can't be arrested for it. That's what they're like. Everybody hates them. But they're also not very dangerous. When you see one you just shoo it away and it runs. The worst they do is steal things. One snapped my ethernet cord and cut off my internet once. I hated him. Then there's the white monkeys, or the Hanuman Langurs. These are bigger, stronger, and somewhat solitary. They live high up in trees and don't mess with people. But the thing is, if you mess with them, they get violent. They fight by doing the normal biting and scratching, but they also whip with their tails like a weapon, and can do so hard enough to actually cut you. The brown monkeys don't fuck with them, because if they do, the white monkeys kill them. Every once in a while there's a story about somebody getting into a fight with a white monkey for whatever reason, and it usually ends with the human in the hospital and the white monkey getting away unscathed. If there's nobody around to stop the fight and the human isn't big enough and strong enough, they may well get killed. These guys aren't bigger than you, but they're way faster and probably stronger, and when cornered give absolutely zero fucks. So, I was up in the mountains one day, and walking along a nice pleasant path back to my hotel, with forest on one side and cliff face on the other. Pretty gorgeous. And I happened to see a white monkey sitting on the edge of the cliff face looking out at the view. This was pretty sweet, because these guys are fairly solitary. It's not as though I'd never seen one, but they're high up in the trees and hard to get a good look at, and often asleep during the day. So to have one awake, down to earth, and completely preoccupied with himself is a rare treat right. Obviously I had to take a picture of him. However, for some dumbfuck reason my camera was set to forced flash and I didn't realize it. So I take the picture and the flash goes off, which startles the monkey. He gets PISSED. He turns around immediately, snarls and bares his teeth, gets all big and yells, and jumps up to block my way so I am now between him and the cliff face. I was fairly shocked, and did not really know what to do. You can't run from these guys because they are faster than you, and much like most wild animals they will attack the instant you turn your back to them. And you can't win a fight with one of these either. Or at least I can't, being a pasty white boy. Perhaps if you were somebody who was actually trained in how to fight people, you would be able to. So I did the only other thing that came to mind, and I bluffed. I got all big and snarled and bared my teeth and put my arms up. And we snarled and yelled at each other like morons for a few seconds. And then the monkey decided I was fucking crazy or something and ran off into the trees, and I went home unmolested. I told a local friend about it afterwards and he said this is exactly what you do in that situation, because it's what the monkey understands, and if I had done anything else it's entirely possible that I would have been killed. But I was not. And I still have the picture. | ||
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Scip
Czech Republic11293 Posts
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
He is technically not wrong. | ||
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United States2396 Posts
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