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Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
May 26 2015 19:30 GMT
#101641
Scip please.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
May 26 2015 19:39 GMT
#101642
It's all fun and games until a genetic alteration goes wrong and your successor to the Crown start's peeling Banana's with his feet..
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 19:40:44
May 26 2015 19:40 GMT
#101643
On May 27 2015 04:29 Scip wrote:
Well, TECHNICALLY humans aren't monkeys, but apes, no?

Technically, you are correct.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
May 26 2015 19:42 GMT
#101644
Uh, fucking excuse me with this ape bullshit I identify as a sweet potato.
It's your boy Guzma!
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 19:44:13
May 26 2015 19:43 GMT
#101645
On May 27 2015 04:40 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 04:29 Scip wrote:
Well, TECHNICALLY humans aren't monkeys, but apes, no?

Technically, you are correct.

by far the best kind of correct
fantastic
On May 27 2015 04:42 Requizen wrote:
Uh, fucking excuse me with this ape bullshit I identify as a sweet potato.

I identify as an attack heli- ah fuckit
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 19:47:40
May 26 2015 19:44 GMT
#101646
Moral of the story: I had a poop that looked like Requizen once

Edit: crap, 6666 posts. I should keep this a while.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 19:46:56
May 26 2015 19:46 GMT
#101647
A grill lighter just fell out of our intern's pocket (same intern as last year).

His response - "uh...I couldn't find a real lighter"
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 20:04:46
May 26 2015 20:00 GMT
#101648
On May 27 2015 04:29 Scip wrote:
Well, TECHNICALLY humans aren't monkeys, but apes, no?


Primeapes

huehueheuhue

Also give me a 1up you shitter game so I can get Platinum God.
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
May 26 2015 20:53 GMT
#101649
On May 27 2015 03:54 ComaDose wrote:
STORY TIME.

but what about a chimp or ape teut?


would not
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
May 26 2015 20:53 GMT
#101650
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
May 26 2015 20:54 GMT
#101651
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote:
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).


Black bears are known for bluff charges.

Grizzly bears don't give a fuck - if they want to eat you, you're getting eaten.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
May 26 2015 21:00 GMT
#101652
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote:
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).


Manliness:

- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
May 26 2015 21:05 GMT
#101653
The last few pages disgust me.

@numy, zsmj is a legend, but his time as one of the great carries of China is over.

@asmo, Liquid are not doing it, Wildturtle won't fall.
Steam: rook492
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
May 26 2015 21:15 GMT
#101654
TBH the real loser on HGT isn't ZSMJ, it's Air because Wings is basically ex-DT.Club/RStars without him, lol.
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Seuss
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States10536 Posts
May 26 2015 21:15 GMT
#101655
Moose aren't scary!*

*+ Show Spoiler [Long Story] +
I went hiking on Mount Katahdin in Maine many years ago with my family and my uncle and aunt's family. We stopped overnight at Chimney Pond and in the morning 5 female moose ambled into camp. My aunt, my mother, a couple cousins and I stood around admiring them for a while. It was great.

Meanwhile one of my cousins, who wasn't more than 8 at the time, had gone to the outhouse just before the moose arrived. Unaware of the visitors, he came charging out of the outhouse (the trail for which ran directly into a moose). We desperately tried to signal to him to look out, but he was too busy watching his step as he ran to notice us.

He ended up directly in front of the moose before he realized something was amiss, stopped dead in his tracks, looked straight up into its face, and dropped his jaw in shock. The moose's eye bugged out in surprise and it fled into the woods.

My cousin didn't move til we ran over to him and made sure he was okay. It's now one of our treasured family camping stories. When my cousin finally settles down I'm going to tell his betrothed that she's lucky he wasn't killed by a moose.


To cap it off my uncle had climbed back down the mountain to spend the morning driving around the nearby lakes, looking for moose. His devastation when he came back to camp and found out what he'd missed was palpable.
"I am not able to carry all this people alone, for they are too heavy for me." -Moses (Numbers 11:14)
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 21:17:39
May 26 2015 21:17 GMT
#101656
On May 27 2015 06:00 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote:
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).


Manliness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE


how the fuck is the moose going to know the difference between a spear and a something that looks like one geez
if it was poker it was a good call
its like 50k years of insta death via neck impalement vs 50 years of oh he's a tourist
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
May 26 2015 21:19 GMT
#101657
On May 27 2015 06:00 Doctorbeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote:
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).


Manliness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE

The pinnacle of insecurity, when you feel the need to assert dominance over a moose
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 21:21:38
May 26 2015 21:20 GMT
#101658
why is that insecurity
you gotta show you have the balls
are you a man or a moose etc

On May 27 2015 05:54 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote:
There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do).


Black bears are known for bluff charges.

Grizzly bears don't give a fuck - if they want to eat you, you're getting eaten.


LOL the black bears just try to make you run so they can steal your bike
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
May 26 2015 21:23 GMT
#101659
I prefer to assert dominance over noob kids in league of legends
gg easy
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
May 26 2015 21:23 GMT
#101660
scips olaf makes the same sounds too
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