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Ketara
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Parnage
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Lord Tolkien
United States12083 Posts
On May 27 2015 04:29 Scip wrote: Well, TECHNICALLY humans aren't monkeys, but apes, no? Technically, you are correct. | ||
Requizen
United States33802 Posts
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Scip
Czech Republic11293 Posts
by far the best kind of correct fantastic On May 27 2015 04:42 Requizen wrote: Uh, fucking excuse me with this ape bullshit I identify as a sweet potato. I identify as an attack heli- ah fuckit | ||
Ketara
United States15065 Posts
Edit: crap, 6666 posts. I should keep this a while. | ||
jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
His response - "uh...I couldn't find a real lighter" | ||
Doctorbeat
Netherlands13241 Posts
On May 27 2015 04:29 Scip wrote: Well, TECHNICALLY humans aren't monkeys, but apes, no? Primeapes huehueheuhue Also give me a 1up you shitter game so I can get Platinum God. | ||
Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
On May 27 2015 03:54 ComaDose wrote: STORY TIME. but what about a chimp or ape teut? would not | ||
red_
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote: There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do). Black bears are known for bluff charges. Grizzly bears don't give a fuck - if they want to eat you, you're getting eaten. | ||
Doctorbeat
Netherlands13241 Posts
On May 27 2015 05:53 red_ wrote: There was a video making its rounds about the internet like a week ago of a man doing the 'posture up and make loud noises' thing to dissuade a bear from eating him. That shit really does work(at least, works enough to make it what you should do). Manliness: | ||
Crusnik
United States5378 Posts
@numy, zsmj is a legend, but his time as one of the great carries of China is over. @asmo, Liquid are not doing it, Wildturtle won't fall. | ||
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TheYango
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Seuss
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*+ Show Spoiler [Long Story] + I went hiking on Mount Katahdin in Maine many years ago with my family and my uncle and aunt's family. We stopped overnight at Chimney Pond and in the morning 5 female moose ambled into camp. My aunt, my mother, a couple cousins and I stood around admiring them for a while. It was great. Meanwhile one of my cousins, who wasn't more than 8 at the time, had gone to the outhouse just before the moose arrived. Unaware of the visitors, he came charging out of the outhouse (the trail for which ran directly into a moose). We desperately tried to signal to him to look out, but he was too busy watching his step as he ran to notice us. He ended up directly in front of the moose before he realized something was amiss, stopped dead in his tracks, looked straight up into its face, and dropped his jaw in shock. The moose's eye bugged out in surprise and it fled into the woods. My cousin didn't move til we ran over to him and made sure he was okay. It's now one of our treasured family camping stories. When my cousin finally settles down I'm going to tell his betrothed that she's lucky he wasn't killed by a moose. To cap it off my uncle had climbed back down the mountain to spend the morning driving around the nearby lakes, looking for moose. His devastation when he came back to camp and found out what he'd missed was palpable. | ||
Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
how the fuck is the moose going to know the difference between a spear and a something that looks like one geez if it was poker it was a good call its like 50k years of insta death via neck impalement vs 50 years of oh he's a tourist | ||
Scip
Czech Republic11293 Posts
The pinnacle of insecurity, when you feel the need to assert dominance over a moose | ||
Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
you gotta show you have the balls are you a man or a moose etc On May 27 2015 05:54 jcarlsoniv wrote: Black bears are known for bluff charges. Grizzly bears don't give a fuck - if they want to eat you, you're getting eaten. LOL the black bears just try to make you run so they can steal your bike | ||
Scip
Czech Republic11293 Posts
gg easy | ||
Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
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