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Most recent game, team was me, Cait, Malphite, Janna, and Shaco against LS, Udyr, Alistar, Graves and TF. Game starts with giving them 3 kills + wraiths + red and then cait standing in my lane taking as much cs as possible until lvl 3 while janna is getting destroyed bot. Fast forward to ~ 35 min, cait just starts getting caught in the dumbest positions possible, like I can't even comprehend why she was any where near where she was and would then bitch about us not being there with her. Proceeded to lose 2 barons and 4 turrets and eventually the game as a result -_-
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On October 29 2011 19:37 Zhiroo wrote:
Why is it that if you jungle people expect you to be some god mode and kill everyone with only a gaze.
This.
Oh god this.
I hate when I'm jungling and I see a futile situation where gank is impossible....hell, where even jungle pressure (ie showing up and pretending to gank as I run at them just to scare them off the farm for a while) won't do anything and I get fucking screamed at constantly for not 1v2ing a soraka/cait lane.
People honestly expect way too much of jungling and don't understand how it is mainly a form of map control.
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My favourite is when the top lane complains that you're not ganking their lane when you're just about to/in the middle of/just finished ganking bot lane and vice versa. it's like you need to clone yourself so that you can jungle and gank all lanes at the same time all the time for some people to be happy.
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yes ppl are very annoying when u jungle lol
like suuuuuuper annoying and unreasonable -.-
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I want to learn to jungle but I keep pushing it off because of the massive shit storm that goes their way. I usually play mid and I just am speechless when bot lane is pushed so far that the enemy heros are literally under their turret. They then proceed to get ganked because they have no wards despite being told and warned. Rage ensues at the jungler and I sigh in sympathy for him.
I can't complain much atm though. Back above .500 despite having several losses due to disc (never playing at home with this connection again) and trying to avoid trolls by que dodging (not knowing you lose elo lol) 1100 elo. Yay shooting my elo to shit. But im happy because I know im better then when I played in season 1. I can carry harder when I get the 1-2 champs im good with and I can direct the game for teammates decently (never did that in S1). Still mystifies me when 1 "omg" comment from the top lane because bot died 2x in a row causes a player to say "your all being dicks so im feeding". One comment from one player and the whole team has to suffer the feeding wrath of KAHN, I mean Wukong.
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So angry right now. Losing games because my connection randomly decides to shit up is the only thing that annoys me. It's really weird too because my connection speed is usually fine and I can still browse the internet as usual, but the game just lags to hell and crashes (I see that "bug splat error report" prompt).
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I need to learn how to carry. I am playing games with people with less than 200 wins and they are bad, but so fucking retarded. They demand carries and if we try to persuade them otherwise, they get angry. Of course I flip on them during games and justifiably so, but they do not get it. I hope they fucking die in a grease fire.
And what is worse is that when they need advice, I give them a link to Solo Mid for a guide. However, they do not want to read it because I guess they are illiterate, lazy, or simply too stupid. And when I criticize them during game, they play the victim.
Moral of the story, badies love to play carries and feel good about it.
And if you want to know why I simply do not play with them, because solo que is even worse, even if the player is a higher skill level than these guys
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'Hey guys, Nasus is going to outfarm me eventually, let's push because Nidalee can outpoke a sieged Xerath!'
NOPE = the game drags on until my atmogs eventually becomes less useful than LW+IE
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Just got trolled super hard by a raging twitch. I was winning my lane against brand, he and yorick lose their bot lane to several ganks. He suicides mid 5 times, swears at our team, and curses me out for losing lane when brand uses his new 1k gold advantage to wipe the floor with me. Meanwhile, yorick DC'd.
Fucking Twitch. I have yet to see a Twitch player who wasn't a ragey douchebag.
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Had an AP/Shaco on my team. I feed first blood to their top lane because I was trying to save our level 1 shaco from their level 2 xin at blue buff but derped and took the path through their tower. Shaco feeds another kill. We're already sitting here with 3 solo lanes because we got a 24/7 counter jungling shaco and a jungle ww when Nidalee DC's, and our Shaco is too busy feeding more kills to their Xin to come back to a lane. So our jungler has to take Nidalee's lane. I finished laning 4-2-0 with 0 ganks from Shaco or WW, and win the only tower for our team, but apparently a good strategy is to send the fed as shit Poppy / Jax lane with Heimerdinger and Nunu to dive Renekton 3 towers and take the out tower, while Xin Zhao solos the remaining 3 members of my team because they're going to try to dive him and he's going to get a triple kill.
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When I say "I am bad at Ranged AD" to my team in ranked, you would expect them to leave something else for me to pick.
Nope.
30 mins later, 3-7-9 Ashe and another loss for me.
Fucking hell, now i know why people instalock their own characters
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On October 30 2011 18:20 Slaughter wrote:
I want to learn to jungle but I keep pushing it off because of the massive shit storm that goes their way. I usually play mid and I just am speechless when bot lane is pushed so far that the enemy heros are literally under their turret. They then proceed to get ganked because they have no wards despite being told and warned. Rage ensues at the jungler and I sigh in sympathy for him.
Just ignore people like that and do what you can. Jungling is about prioritizing and sometimes the prioritization is going to be to the detriment of someone who doesn't like it. Sure, you can be wrong about it, but good players understand both the value and limitations of junglers, and of the different champions when they jungle. For example, a Yi or Amumu is, most of the time, much better off not ganking at low levels and just getting to 6 as fast as possible. Conversely, a Riven, Lee Sin, or Shaco can easily do level 2 ganks.
As a jungler, you also need to recognize when you need to focus on simply clearing the jungle rather than ganking. If your red buff just wore off and most of the jungle has respawned, most of the time its better to take the next 2 or 3 minutes clearing the jungle and buying rather than trying to gank without red buff. If you don't clear the jungle, you will fall behind the lanes on gold and levels and then your job becomes harder and makes you weaker in the mid game.
The impact of a jungler on a game is extremely hard to gauge accurately. Sure, you can just look at the ganks and how successful they were, but thats on scratching the surface. A jungler that makes an enemy more cautious, wards in good places for the team, and sets up both good ganks and map position is going to have an indelible yet massive impact on the success of a game, particularly in close matches.
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fucking twitch. Never seen a good one on my team they always hard feed and then get gimmmick kills in the mid game to make them feel like they arn't worthless like they are.
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Map: Summoner's Rift
Team Size: 5x5
Game Mode: Classic
Pick Type: Draft Mode
Game Type: Ranked Game
ahhbove joined the room.
Evoca joined the room.
WhitestAzn joined the room.
Cratonz joined the room.
BigTKiller joined the room.
** Talon has been Banned. **
WhitestAzn: anyone want graves?
ahhbove: i can
WhitestAzn: gimme kass
ahhbove: ok
ahhbove: gonna have to carry ahrd
** Sion has been Banned. **
ahhbove: bigt is heavy
WhitestAzn: rude
BigTKiller: yup and im top
ahhbove: ban olaf
ahhbove: bigt
BigTKiller: wanan shit talk i can troll too
ahhbove: 0-6 olaf
** Morgana has been Banned. **
WhitestAzn: real
Cratonz: drama bad for health
** Graves has been Banned. **
** WhitestAzn has chosen Kassadin. **
BigTKiller: tell it to the fucker that starts it
ahhbove: why wouldnt i shit talk you lol. you gonna troll and get me back bro? terrifying
ahhbove: lemme feed again and lose more elo
Cratonz: woe is me
ahhbove: cuz this guy called me out for being bad
ahhbove: last game!
ahhbove: poor me
BigTKiller: lol didnt say 1 thing to u?
ahhbove: no
BigTKiller: w/e
ahhbove: but you lost me 12 elo
BigTKiller: fail udyr never ganekd once
WhitestAzn: can you guys
WhitestAzn: shut up
WhitestAzn: and play
BigTKiller: when fid came top 3 times
WhitestAzn: who cares about elo
WhitestAzn: dude
WhitestAzn: just play
** Summoner 1 has chosen Nocturne. **
** Summoner 2 has chosen Gangplank. **
ahhbove: im not playing
WhitestAzn: zzz
WhitestAzn: maturity level in here
ahhbove: bigt literally went 0-6 on olaf top last game
WhitestAzn: so high
ahhbove: im not wasting more time
WhitestAzn: who cares
ahhbove: raping my lane
ahhbove: to lose
WhitestAzn: zzzzzzzzzz
WhitestAzn: who the fuck cares what happened last game
** ahhbove has chosen Irelia. **
** BigTKiller has chosen Olaf. **
Cratonz: if u dont want to play
WhitestAzn: why dont you queue dodge then
Cratonz: you can dodge
WhitestAzn: same shit right?
WhitestAzn: go queue dodge
ahhbove: nah i want bigt to feel
Evoca: i knew i should have waited to que
ahhbove: how powerlees
ahhbove: i was
ahhbove: to win
WhitestAzn: lol
WhitestAzn: QQ
WhitestAzn: so sad
BigTKiller: lol
WhitestAzn: thats actually
WhitestAzn: so pathetic
WhitestAzn: wow
Cratonz: i woulda been in game already if i hadnt had to go fix my hamachi network
Cratonz: zzz
BigTKiller: well there u go free loss
** Summoner 3 has chosen Brand. **
** Summoner 4 has chosen Vayne. **
ahhbove: its ok you were lucky enough to get the elo police
ahhbove: i can gain this elo back, pretty sure bigt cant
ahhbove: so hopefully
BigTKiller: lol
ahhbove: in a few months
ahhbove: wont see kids like him around
WhitestAzn: zzz
WhitestAzn: not gonna gain elo back by trolling
BigTKiller: keep thinkin like that bud
WhitestAzn: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
** Cratonz has chosen Soraka. **
** Evoca has chosen Rammus. **
WhitestAzn: QQ someone did poorly last game im gonna troll
ahhbove: its the fact
WhitestAzn: and waste 3 other peoples time
WhitestAzn: QQ
ahhbove: that he picked the same character
Cratonz: whp
ahhbove: and threatend to troll me
WhitestAzn: you're such a fucking waste
Cratonz: fucking
Cratonz: cares
Evoca: so he had one bad game
Evoca: i'm sure he doesnt feed every game
ahhbove: and your about to have a bad game
Evoca: i'm sure you have fed before
** Summoner 5 has chosen Taric. **
WhitestAzn: zzz
Evoca: positive you have had bad games
Evoca: probably cost your team losses more than once
Evoca: while trying
ahhbove: but i dont act delusional
WhitestAzn: zzz
ahhbove: and go
ahhbove: fuck u
ahhbove: imma troll next game
ahhbove: when i do
ahhbove: i go
ahhbove: sry
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So I'm off to play my first ranked game, playing duo queue. My queue partner picks gp jungle, I pick swain. We get sona as support and shen to go top. So far so good.
Our last player, that didnt say anything until then, now tells us he can only play Garen and Nidalee, proceeds to go Garen, bottom lane gets shit on, our gp jungler has to babysit bottom, ganks on bottom lane go bad because they don't even realize they get a gank and sit at the tower. While shen and me are ahead in our lanes, we have no real damage output in a teamfight after I get focussed down and lose.
Well, second game, the guy with first pick bans annie and some other hero while ignoring the team suggestions (which were amumu/akali). First 2 picks of the enemy team, amumu and akali. Not that I really mind, but the ability to communicate is not very strong with some people. Our morgana on mid starts of by making fun of their brand not having ap runes, and proceeds to go 1/9 somewhen by the midgame and a from then on a fed akali just rapes us.
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On November 01 2011 03:54 Craton wrote:Show nested quote +Map: Summoner's Rift
Team Size: 5x5
Game Mode: Classic
Pick Type: Draft Mode
Game Type: Ranked Game
ahhbove joined the room.
Evoca joined the room.
WhitestAzn joined the room.
Cratonz joined the room.
BigTKiller joined the room.
** Talon has been Banned. **
WhitestAzn: anyone want graves?
ahhbove: i can
WhitestAzn: gimme kass
ahhbove: ok
ahhbove: gonna have to carry ahrd
** Sion has been Banned. **
ahhbove: bigt is heavy
WhitestAzn: rude
BigTKiller: yup and im top
ahhbove: ban olaf
ahhbove: bigt
BigTKiller: wanan shit talk i can troll too
ahhbove: 0-6 olaf
** Morgana has been Banned. **
WhitestAzn: real
Cratonz: drama bad for health
** Graves has been Banned. **
** WhitestAzn has chosen Kassadin. **
BigTKiller: tell it to the fucker that starts it
ahhbove: why wouldnt i shit talk you lol. you gonna troll and get me back bro? terrifying
ahhbove: lemme feed again and lose more elo
Cratonz: woe is me
ahhbove: cuz this guy called me out for being bad
ahhbove: last game!
ahhbove: poor me
BigTKiller: lol didnt say 1 thing to u?
ahhbove: no
BigTKiller: w/e
ahhbove: but you lost me 12 elo
BigTKiller: fail udyr never ganekd once
WhitestAzn: can you guys
WhitestAzn: shut up
WhitestAzn: and play
BigTKiller: when fid came top 3 times
WhitestAzn: who cares about elo
WhitestAzn: dude
WhitestAzn: just play
** Summoner 1 has chosen Nocturne. **
** Summoner 2 has chosen Gangplank. **
ahhbove: im not playing
WhitestAzn: zzz
WhitestAzn: maturity level in here
ahhbove: bigt literally went 0-6 on olaf top last game
WhitestAzn: so high
ahhbove: im not wasting more time
WhitestAzn: who cares
ahhbove: raping my lane
ahhbove: to lose
WhitestAzn: zzzzzzzzzz
WhitestAzn: who the fuck cares what happened last game
** ahhbove has chosen Irelia. **
** BigTKiller has chosen Olaf. **
Cratonz: if u dont want to play
WhitestAzn: why dont you queue dodge then
Cratonz: you can dodge
WhitestAzn: same shit right?
WhitestAzn: go queue dodge
ahhbove: nah i want bigt to feel
Evoca: i knew i should have waited to que
ahhbove: how powerlees
ahhbove: i was
ahhbove: to win
WhitestAzn: lol
WhitestAzn: QQ
WhitestAzn: so sad
BigTKiller: lol
WhitestAzn: thats actually
WhitestAzn: so pathetic
WhitestAzn: wow
Cratonz: i woulda been in game already if i hadnt had to go fix my hamachi network
Cratonz: zzz
BigTKiller: well there u go free loss
** Summoner 3 has chosen Brand. **
** Summoner 4 has chosen Vayne. **
ahhbove: its ok you were lucky enough to get the elo police
ahhbove: i can gain this elo back, pretty sure bigt cant
ahhbove: so hopefully
BigTKiller: lol
ahhbove: in a few months
ahhbove: wont see kids like him around
WhitestAzn: zzz
WhitestAzn: not gonna gain elo back by trolling
BigTKiller: keep thinkin like that bud
WhitestAzn: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
** Cratonz has chosen Soraka. **
** Evoca has chosen Rammus. **
WhitestAzn: QQ someone did poorly last game im gonna troll
ahhbove: its the fact
WhitestAzn: and waste 3 other peoples time
WhitestAzn: QQ
ahhbove: that he picked the same character
Cratonz: whp
ahhbove: and threatend to troll me
WhitestAzn: you're such a fucking waste
Cratonz: fucking
Cratonz: cares
Evoca: so he had one bad game
Evoca: i'm sure he doesnt feed every game
ahhbove: and your about to have a bad game
Evoca: i'm sure you have fed before
** Summoner 5 has chosen Taric. **
WhitestAzn: zzz
Evoca: positive you have had bad games
Evoca: probably cost your team losses more than once
Evoca: while trying
ahhbove: but i dont act delusional
WhitestAzn: zzz
ahhbove: and go
ahhbove: fuck u
ahhbove: imma troll next game
ahhbove: when i do
ahhbove: i go
ahhbove: sry
That shit makes me furious just reading it.
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Has anyone else ever had an issue where your entire team except you spontaneously DC's?
Because that just happened to me, in a game that we had easily won.
I don't know what is worse: the fact that that loss took me below .500, or the fact that the enemy Shaco (who was terrible btw) went on an allcaps rampage in chat telling me how bad i was because i couldn't hold a 1v5.
Fucking ridiculous.
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How does the second highest CS score on my team in a 55 minute game barely get over 150?
Way to get roflstomped in mid by Soraka, LeBlanc.
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I'm going to take a nice long break from ranked.
Dropped nearly 100 elo in the past few days (when I only play 1-2 games a day, that is major), and I am tired of the bad players.
At least in normals i don't have to worry about keeping 1200 elo
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one word:
Mexicans.
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