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On October 28 2011 15:21 Requizen wrote:
Am I fucking missing something? Do I have a giant sign over my head that says FUCKING GANK ME? Every game I play: Ally goes, takes two towers and a fucking buff monster and the enemy fucking ignores them.
BUT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, REQUIZEN IS FARMING CREEPS IN LANE, 5 MAN GANK SQUAD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Take off this fucking kick me sign already, what the ACTUAL FUCK.
Ur just too good.
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Why is every tryndamere player ever so shit?
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On October 28 2011 20:10 mr_tolkien wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2011 15:21 Requizen wrote:
Am I fucking missing something? Do I have a giant sign over my head that says FUCKING GANK ME? Every game I play: Ally goes, takes two towers and a fucking buff monster and the enemy fucking ignores them.
BUT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, REQUIZEN IS FARMING CREEPS IN LANE, 5 MAN GANK SQUAD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Take off this fucking kick me sign already, what the ACTUAL FUCK. Ur just too good.
Fuck I wish. I'll call myself out when I'm playing bad. I'm like, alright, I died twice, so I need to go farm and get some gold. I just go to the wave that's about to push our turret (on our side, yes) to clear it out. Three people mid. As I'm clearing, everyone disappears, then shows up and dives me and takes the turret. THEY ABANDONED OTHER FIGHTS TO KILL ME. What the hell did I doooooooo
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I find myself in yet another long an exhausting late game scenario. I'm a cunt hair away from finally breaking the tethers of ELO hell and I'm confident that this game will be yet another highly deserved win. after all, I'm 18-4 on amumu and I've crossed every T and dotted every I, you name it. I'm indisputably the staple of the team: I ganked every lane, meticulously counter jungled, laid wards in every critical brush, ran up and down the river numerous times with oracles, and most importantly of all made the tough calls. My team on the other hand is a tard farm. And I'm the cattle herder, but instead of prauds I use pings. I'm able to single handedly keep us alive and kicking for 50 minutes, and despite the repeated, retarded antics of my team we have the slight upper hand.
Baron respawns and a cv goes up on it from the enemy team. I know nobody's in the vicinity, so I throw down some pings and head over with oracles to make a quick ward sweep. "bait baron, when they come I ulti" I type. Surely this was the defining moment where I would collect my hard earned 4th consecutive win of the day.
It was then that I spotted what I anticipated to be the ultimate blunder. A lone kog maw (with a full item build already, mind you) is a sitting duck farming minions in mid and there's 5 MIA. Since I had already used several attack pings on baron, I decided to max the remainder pings of my limit retreat pinging on this kog maw. Kog maw remains unresponsive. Responding immediately, I head towards mid with my remaining team behind me praying I can make it there in time.
Surely enough, appearing instantly from the fog of war comes an army 5 strong like a tital wave on a beach shack. The kog maw barely had time to flash before getting cc'ed and instantly converted to an insignificant little time bomb.
In this moment I know it's over. In this moment, I'm enveloped in sheer impotent rage. 50 minutes of meticulous, flawless, perfection for what? 50 FUCKING MINUTES!?!?! I want to alt+f4. I want to pick up the heaviest thing on my desk and send it sailing through the air targetted at the most breakable thing in the room. If there was a baby lying next to me I would have punted it. After 50 minutes, this kog maw decided the fate of our entire team in 1 instant.
With no pings left, I follow my team to our doom bonnie and clyde style guns blazing. We fight the good fight, but suffer an inevitable defeat. They baron, we surrender.
I decend further into the wretched bowels of ELO hell.
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^ I liked this story.
A guy I raided with in WoW shortly after it launched said that tanking is like trying to stop a bunch of 5 year olds from swallowing razorblades. That's pretty much what solo queue is like when you try to lead but no one listens
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On October 28 2011 15:53 broz0rs wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2011 00:53 Haemonculus wrote:
Got trolled by ali.
Knock enemy sona to safety. Miss pulverize.
Knock ez to safety as he runs. Knock rammus ON TOP OF ME when we're being chased.
FFFFFF didn't you have some godlike ranked win streak like two weeks ago? now you post here a lot o.o
Solo q is fickle! One day many wins, next day many defeat! Is tragic!
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On October 29 2011 00:19 Bluebush wrote:
^ I liked this story.
A guy I raided with in WoW shortly after it launched said that tanking is like trying to stop a bunch of 5 year olds from swallowing razorblades. That's pretty much what solo queue is like when you try to lead but no one listens
Tanking is standing in front of a boss and pressing a few buttons, then maybe moving around a little.
Raid leading is like being outside in a backyard with a pool. There are 24 children between the ages of 2 and 4 running around wildly. Do the math.
Solo queue can be more frustrating at times though I agree.
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My favorite quote about WoW raiding:
Trying to lead a 40 man raid is like trying to herd retarded cats. But by God they're YOUR cats.
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On October 29 2011 01:22 WaveofShadow wrote:
Tanking is standing in front of a boss and pressing a few buttons, then maybe moving around a little.
Raid leading is like being outside in a backyard with a pool. There are 24 children between the ages of 2 and 4 running around wildly. Do the math.
Solo queue can be more frustrating at times though I agree.
Back in Vanilla tank threat was worse and there were no threat meters, so people went full retard on everything.
All I know is they both made me wanna shoot myself :p
To contribute to the actual QQ, I've seen so many bad Fiddles since the skin came out that I'm scared to queue now
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On October 29 2011 01:25 Requizen wrote:
My favorite quote about WoW raiding:
Trying to lead a 40 man raid is like trying to herd retarded cats. But by God they're YOUR cats.
My issue with that analogy is I never wanted to light my cats on fire. I wanted to light my DPS on fire for standing in the fucking fire.
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Awwwwwwwwww yeaaaaah match history nearly all loses. My teams just always been so bad, in ranked and normals lawl.
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On October 29 2011 01:31 Jacobs Ladder wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2011 01:25 Requizen wrote:
My favorite quote about WoW raiding:
Trying to lead a 40 man raid is like trying to herd retarded cats. But by God they're YOUR cats. My issue with that analogy is I never wanted to light my cats on fire. I wanted to light my DPS on fire for standing in the fucking fire.
fortunately they were already on fire, so everyone wins
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I'm pretty sure my second account is going to get reported. I played a normal draft game where I last picked Nunu with Smite when we already had a Fiddle with Smite. He ragequit immediately. 5 minutes later he returned, started feeding intentionally, did a running commentary on whatever I was doing, and complained that I didn't start blue (apparently crippling the enemy jungler by taking one golem + greater wraith is a horrible thing to do as Nunu).
Amusing game to say the least.
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you can't do anything sexy with positioning while your tanking. but the whole bait them into attacking you and run as fast as you can away while they chase is effective
I wish I could fucking jungle at low levels but you get the fucking idoit that can't hold down a solo lane when he said in chat he could. then he bitches at you for not ganking into that. then you gank them and he dies beacuse hes a fucking idoit that turret dives with a quorter health.
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Singed is very effective at baiting the entire enemy team into attacking him and running as fast as he can while they chase him. He's rewarded for doing this by damaging enemies while running from them too.
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On October 28 2011 20:44 ControlMonkey wrote:
Why is every tryndamere player ever so shit?
God mode Ulti gives you god complex.
God complex is terrible for decision making.
"Hmmm, can I dive three towers into the whole enemy team?" *Glances to see that R is up* "Sure, seems like a conservative choice."
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On October 29 2011 01:25 Requizen wrote:
My favorite quote about WoW raiding:
Trying to lead a 40 man raid is like trying to herd retarded cats. But by God they're YOUR cats.
Wouldn't it be easier to herd retarded cats than it would be to herd smart cats? /pedant
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I'm absolutely livid right now. Games of the night are as follows:
4v5 - One disconnect on our end at start. I was destroying EXTREMELY hard 1v2 as Graves @ bot. I was 5/1 by 12 minutes. Would have had easily like 4 more kills if the jungling nocturne wasn't retarded and decided that golems were a better thing to do than gank a heavily pushed botlane with 2 low hp scrubs (they were TERRIBLE) We lost just because of fucking simple math. Can't win 4v5 with those retards as heavy as they were.
Witnessed at least 4 attempts to 2v4 or 2v5 the entire enemy team in multiple games. I have no idea what the fuck people think they're getting into with that shit. They initiate so confidently at the most futile situations. I get yelled at because I decide to not make it 3v4 or 3v5. Fuck those kids and their fail.
The sad thing about owning people early on is that your team gets the shitty idea in their heads that they're actually good. This is false. It's not them being good, it's you carrying their asses. Then, in that one moment while you decide to go back to buy that 12 minute Bloodthirster, your lanepartner and the jungler decide they're going to be baller and towerdive a shen or rammus or something- and effectively negate whatever lead you had because it gave the other team a chance at dragon.
IF I'M A JUNGLER, I BETTER NOT HAVE MORE CS THAN THE SOLO LANES 20 MINS INTO THE GAME. THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
Rule #35 of LoL: If someone demands solomid. They have a 80% chance of giving up first blood.
Various other shit:
Tristana's Item build: Berserkers Greaves -> Stark's Fervor
Kassadin's item build: Boots/3 -> Mejai's -> 0/6 mid lane
At least 5 people with boots 3
A few games where people decide to pick shit like: Ashe, Miss Fortune, Teemo, all at once.
It's a fucking terrible terrible terrible situation. I either have to constantly yell and direct the team like the full metal jacket drill seargent, or lose the game. If I try to relax and play some random game, then it's bound to go shitty. If I want the game to go my way, I have to direct it. Very rarely will someone else ever call the shots. Even rarer do people do the right thing. It's so exhausting to have the game constantly on your shoulders. I win like 80% of my games when I'm a dick, but I lose the same amount when I'm passive and let the children do whatever the fuck they do naturally.
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Why is it that if you jungle people expect you to be some god mode and kill everyone with only a gaze.
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On October 29 2011 19:22 Phunkapotamus wrote:
IF I'M A JUNGLER, I BETTER NOT HAVE MORE CS THAN THE SOLO LANES 20 MINS INTO THE GAME. THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
Like, ALL the time. As a jungler I always end up with more farm than one of our three farmers by the 20 minutes mark. This sucks :'(
But today I came here to whine about random Ashe arrows and no Nash after an ace.
«HEY DUDE WE ACED LET'S GO TAKE... ONE TOWER !»
«Nash is up guys, it might be better to take it, we have no time to go to the inhib, all our lanes are pushed»
«NO GUYS U MAD ? COME TOWER»
- proceed to barely take 2 towers before they respawn -
- have to leave them nash because of GP ult on us while killing #2 tower -
- random Ashe arrow from fountain gets a Kog Maw at our 2nd mid tower inside all his team -
- Sona Shurelya's from our inhib, Wukong FLASHES IN while Ashe is still miles behind -
- lose horribly with only me not dying -
«OMG GUYS U SO BAD Y NOT PROTECT ME I'M AD CARRY»
Ensues 10 minutes of whine in post game chat. «ASK ANY HIGH ELO NASH VS 2 TOWERS HE'LL SAY 2 TOWERS LOL U NOOB».
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