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Here is my conversation from a solo queue game.
Dipshit: I can support if I get a decent ranged carry.
Me: I'll play Graves, take Alistar.
Game starts. Dipshit takes heal first.
Me: Dude don't take heal first. Janna doesn't take sheild first.
Dipshit: Yes she does.
Me: Taric doesn't take heal first.
Dipshit: Yes he does.
Me: How is a heal going to help in a lvl 1 fight.
Dipshit: We're not fighting at level 1.
Me: /ignore Dipshit
He proceeds to auto every minion down and fuck with my last hit harassment timing once team fights break out I can't even afford a B.F. sword and have wriggle's, zerkers, crit cloak, and attack speed dagger, Dipshit proceeds to blow all his cds flash knock up knock back on the first thing he sees in range. Usually its Farmed as fuck Nassus. This puts Nassus in a perfect position to wither and q me and if I'm not dead the guy has exhaust too. Mean while the rest of the team is ignoring the nassus and going after carries. Then they all wondered how we lost every team fight.
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On October 26 2011 15:36 Enki wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/yv3Ah.jpg) Wow, most frustrating game I have played in awhile. Went mid with Heimer against a Karthus. They jacked our blue at the start and Karthus got it. Shaco never ganked mid ever so Karth got to freefarm all day. Didn't help that Jax kept taking our fucking blue buff either -_- Can't believe I wasted an hour on that shit.
This is the first time I have ever seen someone take tiamat.
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On October 27 2011 00:40 koreasilver wrote:Show nested quote +On October 26 2011 15:36 Enki wrote:Wow, most frustrating game I have played in awhile. Went mid with Heimer against a Karthus. They jacked our blue at the start and Karthus got it. Shaco never ganked mid ever so Karth got to freefarm all day. Didn't help that Jax kept taking our fucking blue buff either -_- Can't believe I wasted an hour on that shit. This is the first time I have ever seen someone take tiamat.
you havn't been solo qing enough. Its literally my switch for not giveing a fuck anymore.
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udyr garen cho picked
last two picks take poppy cait
cait ignores garen and goes top
so garen suicides into tower and then quits the game
ranked more like most mature games
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I get Trist with an ali support. Ali bitches at me for not pushing the lane against taric and cait (literally says "why are you only last hitting"). Ali then rages and leaves me to 1v2. I get bitched at for being underfarmed.
What is this I don't even...I thought I was in 1500 elo...
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so I'm cho gathing it up tanking like a boss. we get super out of position and we're just gona get bent over on this fight. I man up and decide to put myself at them and buy time for the rest of my team to get away beacuse I'm a tank
they literaly run back into the fight and get themselves all killed what the fuck.
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Have 1190 ELO now, people j ust fucking feeding the most volatile heroes ive ever seen
WHY
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Nothing like automatically losing a game because the enemy team has Tryndamere.
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On October 25 2011 16:19 R11 wrote:
Not sure how to play sometimes with friends, they know how to play to a degree but have so much bad habits its frustrating when your in a close game because the game would've been much less tiring if they had just done the little things to help win.
1. Friend comments on how good and effective wards are and still never buy a single ward. Even went against a troll team with tons of stealth and he was the only one in the team that didn't buy a single ward as solo mid.
2. Friend plays AD carry, in the whole game he was indecisive and out of position which led to him to either get CCed down first or comes way too late into the teamfight. The only occasion he was in position, he managed to hit a few creeps and hit chogath to 3/4 hp, while ignoring all other champions.
The funny thing is my friends in general are decent but in certain games they will decide to play a horrible game. these sound like classic disparity-between-experience-and-knowledge mistakes. i make them all the time because i read these forums a lot and watch streams all the time so i understand the metagame but i just don't have the practice to pull off most of the maneuvers. obviously they know what to do so just remind them occasionally if they do something really bad like dont buy a ward the whole game.
On October 27 2011 07:42 sermokala wrote:
so I'm cho gathing it up tanking like a boss. we get super out of position and we're just gona get bent over on this fight. I man up and decide to put myself at them and buy time for the rest of my team to get away beacuse I'm a tank
they literaly run back into the fight and get themselves all killed what the fuck. #1 job as tank is spamming v-clicks and telling your teammates to stop getting into stupid fights, and i try to do this as i jump between the stragglers and the enemy team like you did
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How does Irelia feed 6 kills to SINGED within 10 minutes?
HOOWWWWWWW
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I dunno with AP runes and lots of flinging singed HURTS a lot and irelia sucks early.
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There is still now real way a singed can beat an irelia like that. Especially early (mana issues duh) - Plus singed isn't even that strong early.
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I dunno I had a lot of trouble staying alive against singed with mr runes until first back at least and I had like 90 mr at level one. Granted I misplayed the lane since I intended to totally ignore him and then own him like I do most singed but it was quite the suprise.
He just used fling and toggled Q on for a second for like 2-3 ticks and auto hit me whenever I went in fling range, it did fucking crazy damage.
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Singed vs Irelia can go either way. I don't think either counters the other hard enough, and summoner spell choices also make a pretty big difference.
Both are equally annoying when farmed, and it just depends what you're up against.
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Got trolled by ali.
Knock enemy sona to safety. Miss pulverize.
Knock ez to safety as he runs. Knock rammus ON TOP OF ME when we're being chased.
FFFFFF
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Rammus ganks top three times. When he isn't ganking he's just sitting there and camping my lane. I feed two deaths to them early cause of these shenanigans. Our Fiddle doesn't gank once for me even though I'm two deaths behind. Then he buys Meijai's and dies trying to botlane gank when they were at their own tower.
I say nothing entire game but when we inevitably lose I really wanted to inform him that he should never jungle again (but didn't). Fuck Party Fiddlesticks skin.
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I'm sitting in the bush in the river and the entire enemy team just walks by. I sadly say in chat "well I've given first blood unless anyone wants to level 1 fight?
they don't I give first I get flamed out my ass
still go 1/2/16 in the game as the tank and we murder them
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Am I fucking missing something? Do I have a giant sign over my head that says FUCKING GANK ME? Every game I play: Ally goes, takes two towers and a fucking buff monster and the enemy fucking ignores them.
BUT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, REQUIZEN IS FARMING CREEPS IN LANE, 5 MAN GANK SQUAD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Take off this fucking kick me sign already, what the ACTUAL FUCK.
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On October 28 2011 00:53 Haemonculus wrote:
Got trolled by ali.
Knock enemy sona to safety. Miss pulverize.
Knock ez to safety as he runs. Knock rammus ON TOP OF ME when we're being chased.
FFFFFF
didn't you have some godlike ranked win streak like two weeks ago? now you post here a lot o.o
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On October 27 2011 00:40 koreasilver wrote:Show nested quote +On October 26 2011 15:36 Enki wrote:Wow, most frustrating game I have played in awhile. Went mid with Heimer against a Karthus. They jacked our blue at the start and Karthus got it. Shaco never ganked mid ever so Karth got to freefarm all day. Didn't help that Jax kept taking our fucking blue buff either -_- Can't believe I wasted an hour on that shit. This is the first time I have ever seen someone take tiamat.
i've actually seen a MF go 4 tiamats, IE and PD. No boots. Luckily for me she was on the other team :D
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