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On September 25 2008 20:08 SexY[RawR] wrote:
You guys ever get those random boners out of no where?
Well we were giving a report in front of the class. And hell he was taking volunteers so i was just gonna sit back till like the end of the class to give it. Half way through i got a boner...a full fledge hard cock. And hes say "Burka, your up."(Burka = Last name) "Sir, uhhh can someone else go im not ready." "Burka, you had all of the week and at the begining of the class." Mean while i got sweat pants and sweat shirt on and its just sticking out.
I get up and he says sit down. Right when i stood up. haha the whole class was laughing.
Good times. I have a shit load of stories. Highschool was great.
Hahhahaha I remember when that used to happen to me.
I'd always find some creative way to hide it like holding my backpack in front of me, etc
I'm having trouble coming up with stuff (jeez I can't remember anything).
I do remember that when I was a senior in high school, I was taking gym (you only needed to take 1 year), and I was the only senior in the class, everyone else was a freshman, cause I had been too lazy to take it freshman year.
I was really weak tho so I wasn't like the senior that could kick the crap out of the rest of the kids or anything. In any case at one point we were playing football, and I remember I got knocked backwards and flew my hands out to catch myself, and landed with my arm locked and broke my arm.
I just remember being so fucking embarassed that I had just broken my arm playing football in the grass with a bunch of freshmen. It felt pathetic. Not to mention painful hahaha
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Nothing really embarrassing happened to me.
But I do remember a sort of special needs kid that used to get in all kinds of shit.
This one time when it was snowing, and the fire alarm went of "accidentally", he was throwing snowballs at the teachers and the shop teacher club armed him and knocked him out.
And another time he jerked off and hit a teacher with it.
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On September 25 2008 15:33 Phrogs! wrote:For me it's when my PE teacher was descovered as a pedophile and sent to jail. + Show Spoiler +
Yeah man, in high school our Drama teacher was caught sneaking a video camera into the changeroom at a boy's wrestling tournament; the cops searched his car and shit and there was a fuckton more tapes from previous locker-room expeditions. I think he's still in jail.
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On September 25 2008 19:38 Nintu wrote:
nd then all the girls had to wipe it off all their faces. When the teacher came back, she wondered why all the girls were in the bathroom, lolololololol.
Edit: oh shit, the first half of the story cut out.. I'll type it out later.
Missing the "Last Edited" tag 
Post looks good this way though XD
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One of our teachers used to forbid us to say "scheiße" (shit) aloud in school so we had to use "schade" (for some reason I can't translate it right now, baaad hangover - sth along the lines of "oh too bad"), but I somehow managed to fuck up several times and started with "schei" and ended with "de" which means vagina. I've heard I wasn't the only one and students are now allowed to say scheiße 
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Ohh Ohh now I remember!!!
I was tutoring my friend in math for her long tests and college entrance examinations. Math is just a piece of cake (but trigo really screwed me up good this sem) so I was there, explaining stuff while she was sitting right next to me. She was so close to my right side that her boob (I'd guess 34B) would get rubbed by my right elbow. I got an erection cuz of that sensation (I was 4th year highschool then), I remember her getting closer and I think she was actually liking it. I also intentionally cross my left arm under her tits whenever I'd poit something out in her solution (which was 60% or the time, wrong), and while my arm is down there, I'd make extra gestures with it. Hahahaha.
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One time i was in class and i was laughing realy hard and i farted on accident and pooh came out all ova my desk. No one knew this until i got up and a big brown spot was left on my seat. They all smelled it and said "whats that fucken smell!" one kid threw a paper ball at me and said "ITS STARCRAFT BOY! HAHA"! and i ran out the class room wit brown shit all ova my desk
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I was sitting out on a bench in front of my high school on one of those orientation days w/ some of my friends, and then my phone starts ringing. I had it in my front pocket on vibrate, and whenever this happens I say "My crotch is vibrating." It just so happens there's like 10 girls walking right by and I say it really loudly and they all are just staring at me. Kinda awkward.
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On September 25 2008 22:58 Nitrogen23 wrote:
I was sitting out on a bench in front of my high school on one of those orientation days w/ some of my friends, and then my phone starts ringing. I had it in my front pocket on vibrate, and whenever this happens I say "My crotch is vibrating." It just so happens there's like 10 girls walking right by and I say it really loudly and they all are just staring at me. Kinda awkward.
LOL that's bad timing.
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I remember on my first day of high school in geography class the teacher started out the class by asking "do you know what a dildo is?" there was a long akward pause then my friend slowly put up his hand and said "a rubber penis" to which he was shorty shut down as a dildo is actually a small town in newfoundland and a whale.
The same teacher later on in the year came to school drunk on his birthday and told us storys about the night before, where his friends had gotten him a giant inflatable pig
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On September 25 2008 22:58 Nitrogen23 wrote:
I was sitting out on a bench in front of my high school on one of those orientation days w/ some of my friends, and then my phone starts ringing. I had it in my front pocket on vibrate, and whenever this happens I say "My crotch is vibrating." It just so happens there's like 10 girls walking right by and I say it really loudly and they all are just staring at me. Kinda awkward.
EE HAN TIMING
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On September 25 2008 22:42 NaejeOn-X17 wrote:
One time i was in class and i was laughing realy hard and i farted on accident and pooh came out all ova my desk. No one knew this until i got up and a big brown spot was left on my seat. They all smelled it and said "whats that fucken smell!" one kid threw a paper ball at me and said "ITS STARCRAFT BOY! HAHA"! and i ran out the class room wit brown shit all ova my desk
this cracked me up
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lol in high school was this girl i had a crush on who was the really shy and cute type and we had a pool party and we were swimming then i did a dive but messed up so I lost my goggles and i was really deep down, then on my way scrambling up to the surface my face hit something round and soft and i was like what the fuck is this shit the i get up and wipe the water from my eyes and i see it's my crush and i'm like "oh...... shi............................ im so.... was that your butt?" she just giggled and said "yea" and swam away. lol i was stunned i got so lucky and didn't get slapped or anything.
i had loads of random boner moments but worst (or best) one was in taekwondo when this new girl came to join the group and she was really cute and i got a friggin hardon and i was like OH SHIT then frantically trying to find an exit strategy then i did some sort of roll/stretching move and tucked my dick under the belt and HAH problem solved!!!
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didn't happen to me exactly, but I was involved and it was probably the funniest thing I can remember from middle school.
i went to a catholic grade school, so we would have a required religion class every year. problem was, either #1: our parents had raised us good catholic kids, and we already knew most all of the stuff they were teaching us, or more commonly #2: our parents didn't raise us to be devout, and we didn't really care about learning in the class all that much, on top of the fact that it was basically the same crap every year all over again.
so basically that class would become the favorite class for all my friends to screw around in, leading to various classroom sports like eraser football and what not whenever the teacher would leave the room, which was frequently. This particular day the activity of choice was the heated hurling of paper wads at each other while the teacher was gone/had her back turned. It could only go unnoticed so long, so eventually our teacher found out and went to the normal center of any stupid in class misbehavior and our supplier of paper wads: my friend andy.
Now, this kid was, in fact, our supplier of paper wads; he'd filled his entire backpack with them - nothing else. Thing was, the day before, the kid had brought in a cake for like a treat snack food at some after-school event, and the knife that was used to cut the cake was still at the bottom of his backpack. So, our teacher, through process of elimination, takes his backpack and holds it upside down so that nothing but paper wads falls out, followed by a pause, followed by the metallic ring of a knife. Safe to say he got into some amount of trouble, at which my memory becomes hazy, but that's probably the best I've got.
Oh, and that same religion teacher had this weird self-validating need that she had to tell us that she and her husband tried to conceive the previous night. And then she would ask us to pray that they would succeed in their baby-making efforts in the night to come. Shit that school could be messed up sometimes.
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random boners are so annoying  I tend to get them when im sitting down a lot ;;
When i have to stand up I try everything from thinking of old men to  Rock but i am never successful
On September 25 2008 23:43 pyrogenetix wrote:
lol in high school was this girl i had a crush on who was the really shy and cute type and we had a pool party and we were swimming then i did a dive but messed up so I lost my goggles and i was really deep down, then on my way scrambling up to the surface my face hit something round and soft and i was like what the fuck is this shit the i get up and wipe the water from my eyes and i see it's my crush and i'm like "oh...... shi............................ im so.... was that your butt?" she just giggled and said "yea" and swam away. lol i was stunned i got so lucky and didn't get slapped or anything.
i had loads of random boner moments but worst (or best) one was in taekwondo when this new girl came to join the group and she was really cute and i got a friggin hardon and i was like OH SHIT then frantically trying to find an exit strategy then i did some sort of roll/stretching move and tucked my dick under the belt and HAH problem solved!!!
I would be like thinking oh noe here comes the slap now
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On September 25 2008 18:23 dream-_- wrote:
one time i walked in on a girl playing with herself in an empty classroom. sounds hot, was actually incredibly awkward.
Although the phrase 'do you need any help with that?' did cross my mind.
lets see what else I can think of... ill leave this up while I go grab some food.
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Well first off no one every believes me when I tell this story so I'll keep it short and sweet.
One day in highschool gym class a rat came out of no where and was running around the gym. The girls were running away from it and then it took a be line to one kid where it proceeded to bite him. On the spot he shit his pants and all over the gym floor.
Hows that for wierd 
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haha I had this exam in math and one task was to write out some numbers like 12316. It must have been 5th or 6th grade. Well in one of those numbers there was a 6 and I had a total blackout how 6 was written. Its "sechs" in german but i wrote "sex"...when we got our exams back our teacher told it in front of the entire class and I was desperately searching for excuses telling that it was written "sex" in latin wasn't it? :D
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after class ended in middle school everyone started leaving the classroom i see this crowd in the hall and saw someone left white underwear smeared with shit all over it;;
My most embarassing memory so far was when i think i was in 1st grade. My teacher was reading the class a story while we were sitting down on the carpet listening. I was wearing a sweater and it was sortof getting stuffy cause everyones so crowdy so i took off my sweater and with my t-shirt underneath by accident. For like 5 seconds im sitting there blanked eyed with everyone staring at me. The teacher instead of saying put your shirt back on here says go to the bathroom and put your shirt back on. Shudders thinking of it
I remember my friend during gym class his friend pantsed him from behind and his manhood was dangling out for all to see for a few seconds. And he got all mad than my other friend(not the one who pantsed him) said i dont get why you're getting all mad about and walked out of the halls in his boxers.
When i was in fourth grade i was sitting on top of my desk and my ass started to itch so i rubbed my ass on the edge/corner of the desk......
My friend in fifth grade during class went to the bathroom. He wouldnt come back for 20 minutes so the teacher told me to come get him. My friend in the stall so he couldnt come out cause he said while he was sitting down and flushed the water from the toilet went up and made his whole pants wet. I go back to class tell the teacher this and she says what the heck are you saying that couldnt have happened so i go back and he comes back to class with his whole pants wet. I wonder how it did happen? Did he just piss all over his pants only he would know.
In gym class in 7th grade my friend all of a sudden starts laughing and i asked him why. And he points to this girl ahead of us and on her ass was written bootylicious. We both started cracking up and she turns around seemingly overheard what we said and just said guys... For one second i just stopped laughing when she turned around expecting some kind of like kick in the shin or something.
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On September 25 2008 22:42 NaejeOn-X17 wrote:
One time i was in class and i was laughing realy hard and i farted on accident and pooh came out all ova my desk. No one knew this until i got up and a big brown spot was left on my seat. They all smelled it and said "whats that fucken smell!" one kid threw a paper ball at me and said "ITS STARCRAFT BOY! HAHA"! and i ran out the class room wit brown shit all ova my desk
WTF?? That had to be a powerful fart to make shit come out and then it go through ur pants to leave a mark on ur desk.
Thats fucking discusting.
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