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Korea (South)11597 Posts
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
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^ then you should of used the line....Hey baby how about a 3 way... you me and some of this pork ^^
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On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
HAHA
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On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
haha wtf i'm crying
this threat is awesome
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In my elementary school, we had open-concept classes so pretty much any class you were in there was at least three other classes going on around you. It could get pretty noisy at times. So anyways, I was in 7th grade and my teacher was reading something from a textbook and the other classes are being somewhat noisy so I figured that I could get away with talking to my friend, Ed. The way our desks were positioned, I pretty much had to turn completely the opposite way from the teacher to speak with Ed, but we sat next to eachother. Around a minute later the teacher calls out "I know Ed has a pretty face and all, but could you please pay attention Janko?" So I turned around and gave the apologetic face, then she resumed reading. I felt so embarrassed that I had nothing to say so like ten seconds later I just blurted out "I'm not gay."
Pretty much JUST as I said that, the entire learning centre went quiet, and everyone heard me. It was silent for like five seconds then simultaneously everyone started laughing at me. At recess guys were winking at me and shit. T_T
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well
there was this stupid ass math teacher who wasn't liked by anyone in the school.
once during math class, I cut a hearth out of pink glued paper or something, and after class he was over his desk checking something in the class diary, and I put the hearth on his back and it stayed there of course.
One hour later in the next pause, my chemistry teacher made me stop on the corridor. He was feared by anyone, jesus. He was often a cruel psycho, with unbelieveble expectations, everyone was scared as shit from him. He asked me if I knew who did that to the math teacher. I said I know. He asked me after, who it was. I said , me. After that he let me go, and I didn't get anything for it.
I guess he just thought I was brave enough to tell myself instead of one my classmates lol.
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in middle school:
some asian, pimple-faced kid who sat close to me in the back of the class masturbated daily. it was so nasty because he would make nasty grunting sounds while he did his thing.. this guy didn't care about others looking in because he would expose his schlong underneath the desk for his neighbors to see. he could've at least had the liberty to masturbate in his pants
this guy was a sick bastard, one time he sneezed and one of his bulging zits exploded into a cataclysmic mass of pus and blood, showering his desk
he eventually got caught but he kept doing it so the teacher made him sit by himself in an insolated island where he alone could do his thing.
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Hahaha wow MyCrow I did the exact same thing in middle school except everyone in the class laughed and I didnt know what was funny and kept readin lol.
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I just remember in middle school going into the bathroom and there being shit all over the place, smeared on the mirrors, the toilets, the stall doors. I lol'd
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On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Northern Ireland22212 Posts
This thread is almost as awesome as the wanking thread
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I've masturbated at school twice. Once in the bathroom, so there's some decency to that. The other time was in Biology class. The way the room was set up, we had these giant two person tables in rows. You also couldn't see under them unless you were on the floor, because they had slabs going down the front of it. I was assigned to the back. It was near the end of the year and we were watching some movie, so everyone moved up and the lights were out. I figured why not.
There was another time, also near the end of the year, that we had a free day in health class. Basically just sat around chatting since it was near the end of school and we weren't going to see everyone until after the summer. I let a chick put make up on me because I had a crush on her, and to do so she was more or less sitting on my lap.
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hahahaha, man, all these crazy stories reminds me of my AP Physics class senior year. Our teacher was gone for like, half the year because she had to have heart surgery of some sort. After awhile we had a physics teacher from Virginia Tech come and teach, because the subs weren't cutting it. But for about two or three weeks, what was notoriously the hardest class in the school became an hour and a half of free time at the end of the day. So, what did we do?
Play starcraft, of course! someone had a cracked version, we'd copy it onto 8 computers or so, and set up a LAN game. And since we had a few korean kids in class, including one who had just moved from south korea, it made for fun games. It basically revived my interest in the game.
This didn't stay in the physics class. Soon it moved to AP Stat and AP Computer Science, which had most of the same people, but not me. The school actually had to get a new network logger or something to keep us from playing. But it didn't really stop. In fact, it's become kind of legendary.
The next year, the kids in that class decide to move to a lesser, but still fun, game: HALO. Rumor has it, though, a few kids got suspended for playing that and getting caught. It was pretty epic.
There was also the kid who had skipped two grades into ours who had never jerked off until we basically peer pressured him into it. as far as i've heard, he hasn't stopped yet... we taught that kid everything he knows... I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed...
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+ Show Spoiler +On September 25 2008 22:42 NaejeOn-X17 wrote:
One time i was in class and i was laughing realy hard and i farted on accident and pooh came out all ova my desk. No one knew this until i got up and a big brown spot was left on my seat. They all smelled it and said "whats that fucken smell!" one kid threw a paper ball at me and said "ITS STARCRAFT BOY! HAHA"! and i ran out the class room wit brown shit all ova my desk
lolololololol
aww, come here my little guy *hug*
+ Show Spoiler +On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
hahaahahahaha serves you right!! ;D;D;D ....kinda hot tbh ;$
+ Show Spoiler +On September 26 2008 01:18 CyuntiyuL wrote:
In my elementary school, we had open-concept classes so pretty much any class you were in there was at least three other classes going on around you. It could get pretty noisy at times. So anyways, I was in 7th grade and my teacher was reading something from a textbook and the other classes are being somewhat noisy so I figured that I could get away with talking to my friend, Ed. The way our desks were positioned, I pretty much had to turn completely the opposite way from the teacher to speak with Ed, but we sat next to eachother. Around a minute later the teacher calls out "I know Ed has a pretty face and all, but could you please pay attention Janko?" So I turned around and gave the apologetic face, then she resumed reading. I felt so embarrassed that I had nothing to say so like ten seconds later I just blurted out "I'm not gay."
Pretty much JUST as I said that, the entire learning centre went quiet, and everyone heard me. It was silent for like five seconds then simultaneously everyone started laughing at me. At recess guys were winking at me and shit. T_T
LOL at the guys blinking atyou
Funny thread! ;D, i dont remember anything embarassing in my beloved youth =(
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On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
hahaha... oh man..
you two going out now? 
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Canada7170 Posts
On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
EWWW 
Back in drama class there was this group of hot girls that couldn't ask worth shit, and were also dumb as fuck.
So as the great actor I am, I get put into a group with them to try and get them to become either smarter or better actors or care about something.
So one day in class they decide to play "Give Mike a hardon". Two of them start feeling up my legs, and one gets really close to me from the back. (I'm sitting, so she gives me a hug from the back and starts whispering stuff). Then the other two start feeling each other up right where I can see them. Awkward as hell as my teacher was there (I have a feeling she knew what they were up to but found it kind of funny).
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3 Lions
United States3705 Posts
saying that i lived in a condom instead of a condo(minium)
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On September 25 2008 15:20 MyCrow wrote:
Saying orgasm instead of organism when I was reading out loud in middle school and pausing for a good 10 seconds while the teacher stared me down.
Nick?
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On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
holy crap a girl actually sat on you? thats awesome
Recently,like 2 days ago, I was on the bus, and this pretty hot girl was sitting next to me, and she was trying to grab her purse, which was next to me but instead she started touching my legs kinda and tugging my pants.
Another time, I was walking around and this black dudes like eeh man you got a boner, and I was like no I don't and tried to press it down haha.
Sometimes when I walk in the hallways I touch girl's booties on accident.
Another time, I was playing basketball and this one girl always plays with us and I touched her boobs, and she started laughing really hard.
Back in eighth grade, I was in orchestra preparing for some concert during school and we had free time and this girl sat on my thigh for some reason and it felt sexy. :D
Alot of these stories are great btw
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So, have you ever had one of those runny noses where you can literally "fill" up 3 kleenexes like little bowls in your hand when you blow your nose? Well I had one of those.
I was in 7th grade and way tiny for my age. All the other kids were bigger, stronger, and cooler than me. There were a bunch of tough cowboys who would clear their nose of boogers by plugging one side up with their thumb and then launching them out with a quick blow. No kleenex or anything...and it looked cool.
Well, during passing period, I got the bright idea that I could look cool and strong too by clearing my nose on the ground in the "cowboy" technique.
So I clogged the nostril, and as I blew, this solid tube of snot just shot out of my nose and kept getting longer till it was like over a foot long. Then it just hung there....
I was like "CRAP!" And then I noticed that the tiniest movement of my head would send a huge shockwave down the snot tube and the end would shake close to my body. So I started to have to bend over, jump back and move my legs dodging the snot so it wouldn't attach itself to my body.
Meanwhile, a bunch of people made a circle around me and started laughing as I dodged this gob of snot hanging from my own nose.
Finally I just grabbed it with my hands and pulled on it (felt like I was pulling my brain out). It was all sticky and made lines between my hands and face. Then I dove into the grass and wiped it off as fast as I could onto the grass while people laughed at me. When I was mostly clean, I ran off with my backpack.
Ya, that was pretty embarrassing. Now you know how I got to be the way I am now. 
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