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wow too many funny stories.. i'm reading everyone's post in a computer lab/library, and i gotta stop myself from LOLing.
anyway, my story isn't funny, but i remember i was either a 1st grader or a 2nd grader in the elementary school i attended in korea.
everyone sat in pairs, and i sat with this cute girl. i'm pretty sure she was wearing some sorta skin tight pants. while the teacher was talking and teaching the class, i would sneak my right hand under the desk and rub and feel her left thigh she sat on the right side of me. she didn't mind at all. in fact, i think she enjoyed it, because i remember her smiling. and it felt so good, just touching and feeling her legs.
being a 1st grader, i definitely did not have knowledge of any contacts with women, except for kissing, but i loved it.
this was definitely one of the nature cases, in terms of nature vs nurture. what the fuck happened to my confidence around girls now a days? fuck. i used be a fucking baller in korea.
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On September 26 2008 04:43 CapO wrote:
wow too many funny stories.. i'm reading everyone's post in a computer lab/library, and i gotta stop myself from LOLing.
anyway, my story isn't funny, but i remember i was either a 1st grader or a 2nd grader in the elementary school i attended in korea.
everyone sat in pairs, and i sat with this cute girl. i'm pretty sure she was wearing some sorta skin tight pants. while the teacher was talking and teaching the class, i would sneak my right hand under the desk and rub and feel her left thigh she sat on the right side of me. she didn't mind at all. in fact, i think she enjoyed it, because i remember her smiling. and it felt so good, just touching and feeling her legs.
being a 1st grader, i definitely did not have knowledge of any contacts with women, except for kissing, but i loved it.
this was definitely one of the nature cases, in terms of nature vs nurture. what the fuck happened to my confidence around girls now a days? fuck. i used be a fucking baller in korea.
Can guys or girls get an orgasm pre puberty?
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BugzIToOnI's story is actually kind of cute...
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On September 26 2008 04:50 il0seonpurpose wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:43 CapO wrote:
wow too many funny stories.. i'm reading everyone's post in a computer lab/library, and i gotta stop myself from LOLing.
anyway, my story isn't funny, but i remember i was either a 1st grader or a 2nd grader in the elementary school i attended in korea.
everyone sat in pairs, and i sat with this cute girl. i'm pretty sure she was wearing some sorta skin tight pants. while the teacher was talking and teaching the class, i would sneak my right hand under the desk and rub and feel her left thigh she sat on the right side of me. she didn't mind at all. in fact, i think she enjoyed it, because i remember her smiling. and it felt so good, just touching and feeling her legs.
being a 1st grader, i definitely did not have knowledge of any contacts with women, except for kissing, but i loved it.
this was definitely one of the nature cases, in terms of nature vs nurture. what the fuck happened to my confidence around girls now a days? fuck. i used be a fucking baller in korea.
Can guys or girls get an orgasm pre puberty?
One time I "think" I did but I almost passed out, I thought I was dying.. I think you can but it isnt nearly the same.
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Also, its not really embarassing but in spanish, there's a word puse, and the teacher said it and the whole class started laughing, and the teacher (kinda old) was like you all need to grow up but started laughing a bit too. And another word, pagina, (pa hi na) but kids say it like vagina and the teacher was like oh god.
Oh and another one, I was in middle school and I stayed after school so I went to the compueter lab, alot of black kids stayed there and one told me to play this game Frankie's Adeventure and I'm sure most of you all know what it is. I started playing it, got like 3 porn pictures or w/e and then another black kids like you btter turn that off right now, and started laughing and I kinda just left, god it was weird. I acted innocent though and said like I was just walking around, what do you even do?
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So anyway,
this was in the first to fourth grade and I was a very average student at the time. Thank god I had this girl sitting next to me all the time. She was very why, from a good family and had straight A's all the time. She always raised her hand and was very politely shy and boring towards everybody.
I haven't heard of her for about ten years, until last summer. My father sent me a mail with a DvD in it. I opened it, started watching and then...WTF... Why is my father sending me PORN? My very same friend, now all grown up, driving in a car with no one else than Petr Rosenberg, the most famous Czech Pornstar. If the girl was shy before, now it didn't seem like it. She got riden pretty hard by two guys, anything you can imagine...
My sister than explained to me in detail how somebody brought the tape of this shy girl to the entire school crew and let them see what this Law studying, always shy blonde girl is doing for fun now. What is more, the poor girl somehow believed she is only going to be to dl only in the US, but appeared on the most famous czech pornography site, and it got to the whole close neibourhood where she used to live.
+ Show Spoiler +Not entirely my embarrasing moment, but I have to add that this girl cried after getting boned hard, when she found out the tape will go public in her country. Whats even worse, ANOTHER classmate of mine (from the same class) WAS really by weird coincidence IN ANOTHER EPISODE, which just followed the first one. And she noticed her predecessor and her crying outburst and went on proving she was in her(mine) class.
Basically she showed a picture from where we were about 6, from kintergarden, with me innocently standing besides two future 'porn stars'
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On September 26 2008 04:58 LemOn wrote:So anyway, this was in the first to fourth grade and I was a very average student at the time. Thank god I had this girl sitting next to me all the time. She was very why, from a good family and had straight A's all the time. She always raised her hand and was very politely shy and boring towards everybody. I haven't heard of her for about ten years, until last summer. My father sent me a mail with a DvD in it. I opened it, started watching and then...WTF... Why is my father sending me PORN? My very same friend, now all grown up, driving in a car with no one else than Petr Rosenberg, the most famous Czech Pornstar. If the girl was shy before, now it didn't seem like it. She got riden pretty hard by two guys, anything you can imagine... My sister than explained to me in detail how somebody brought the tape of this shy girl to the entire school crew and let them see what this Law studying, always shy blonde girl is doing for fun now. What is more, the poor girl somehow believed she is only going to be to dl only in the US, but appeared on the most famous czech pornography site, and it got to the whole close neibourhood where she used to live. + Show Spoiler +Not entirely my embarrasing moment, but I have to add that this girl cried after getting boned hard, when she found out the tape will go public in her country. Whats even worse, ANOTHER classmate of mine (from the same class) WAS really by weird coincidence IN ANOTHER EPISODE, which just followed the first one. And she noticed her predecessor and her crying outburst and went on proving she was in her(mine) class.
Basically she showed a picture from where we were about 6, from kintergarden, with me innocently standing besides two future 'porn stars'
holy crap... thats really messed up. did you watch all of the dvd? hehe, and whats her name?
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when I was in 1st or 2nd grade I shit my pants T_T
6th grade owned. I remember one time we were in Ancient Civ and this kid called Jason makes a spear throwing thing and uses it to launch a spear randomly in the air. It ends up hitting this girl who flips out and starts kicking Jason in the shins. A couple of the kicks missed and hit his balls which was funny as hell.
Also in English we studied Greek mythology and we got assigned different gods. I remember I went up to the girl who was Aphrodite and showed her this quote from a book in the class which went something like "and from the mixture of blood semen and seawater arose Aphrodite" (this is after Zeus castrates Chronos and throws his junk into the sea) and she flipped out which was hilarious.
not really sure if those are considered weird or embarrassing but :/
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I remember the first time I found two Cheez-Its stuck together... WDF!
But seriously, I was taking Health and Math, back to back, and I happened to have a test during the same day. When I got the math test back, I got a bunch of questions wrong because I wrong Health vocabulary terms instead of Math terms. One example was "contraceptive" instead of "contradiction." There was a few others, but I don't quite remember them exactly. But the part that make it worse, is my math teacher demonstrated my test answers to the class =\.
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3 years ago, my 7th grade science teacher was caught with kiddie porn
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haha lemon that's pretty good
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On September 25 2008 22:42 NaejeOn-X17 wrote:
One time i was in class and i was laughing realy hard and i farted on accident and pooh came out all ova my desk. No one knew this until i got up and a big brown spot was left on my seat. They all smelled it and said "whats that fucken smell!" one kid threw a paper ball at me and said "ITS STARCRAFT BOY! HAHA"! and i ran out the class room wit brown shit all ova my desk
were you not wearing pants or what rofl
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On September 25 2008 14:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote:Me during health class shouting out when we turned to a picture of the vagina, "OMG IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT!". Everyone looked at me, like this kid is never getting laid, their correct thus far, but that's unimportant. What is important is that the next couple of seconds people started to see the elephant inside the picture of the vagina. I think that might of turned one or two kids gay... but it really did look like an elephant so don't really think it was all my fault. Basic characteristics were falopian tubes and ovaries were curved upward to make the ears, the utterus and vagina were elongated to make it look like the elephants nose. And I forget what part(s) looked like the eyes, but even some girls agreed that the picture of the vagina did look like an elephant. Health got a new edition of the book the following year this one didn't look like anything. 
Haha, yet another slang term to use for pussy.
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On September 26 2008 05:08 demonic_phate wrote:
Also in English we studied Greek mythology and we got assigned different gods. I remember I went up to the girl who was Aphrodite and showed her this quote from a book in the class which went something like "and from the mixture of blood semen and seawater arose Aphrodite" (this is after Zeus castrates Chronos and throws his junk into the sea) and she flipped out which was hilarious.
not really sure if those are considered weird or embarrassing but :/
I thought venus was the one born from his genitals o.O
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On September 26 2008 05:45 -orb- wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 05:08 demonic_phate wrote:
Also in English we studied Greek mythology and we got assigned different gods. I remember I went up to the girl who was Aphrodite and showed her this quote from a book in the class which went something like "and from the mixture of blood semen and seawater arose Aphrodite" (this is after Zeus castrates Chronos and throws his junk into the sea) and she flipped out which was hilarious.
not really sure if those are considered weird or embarrassing but :/
I thought venus was the one born from his genitals o.O
Venus is the roman name for aphrodite I believe
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Everytime these threads come up I never remember anything worthwhile mentioning but after reading some of these I remember a few now :D
1) One time in kindergarten during playtime, for some reason I can't remember, I wanted to see what was inside my kindergarten teacher's dress (came down about 5 inches below her knee). So I devised this plan where I brought over this random kid I never talked to ever near the teacher (who was talking to another teacher) so I could play fight him and fall over numerous times in defeat under her dress to look up. I have no idea why I did that.
2) 3rd grade I used to tuck in my shirt all the time thinking it was cool. It was especially bad during recess when we played soccer. I'd have my shirt untucked and when the games got tough I went on some Super Saiyan mode and tucked in my shirt. Haha.
3) One time I was playing Risk the board game with 3 of my friends and my stomach started hurting. Being absolutely absorbed to the game, I refused to acknowledge it until it got really bad and started hurting like crazy. At one point in the game, it was my turn and I attacked a neighbouring country with a cannon. As I turned the cannon and said "I attack [name of place], BOOOOOM", I sharted exactly when I said "BOOOOOM". What made it more embarrassing was not the fact that there were other girls near us who heard me but that I yelled "BOOOOOM" REALLY loud and yet my shart was 10x louder and ACTUALLY sounded like a real cannon (in all seriousness). The moment I released the monster, the room turned deathly quiet for 3 seconds. Then all my friends died of laughter while all the girls were like "EWWWWWWW". I was mortified. The only thing I could do was go in to the bathroom to remove my boxers and throw it away.
4) During summer break of 7th grade, I was over at my friend's friend's house. That particular day I felt like I had to fart but I felt like I could control it. So we're all in the livingroom and I'm on my stomach watching t.v when suddenly she (my friend) steps on my back and force releases my fart accidently. I was so embarrased and she laughed and said "gross".
5) This one's good. In 8th grade, I tried out for the school soccer team. The tryout was for 3 consecutive days and on the third day, the weirdest/scariest thing happened to me. As it happened, soccer tryouts ended like 2 hours after everyone left school. So we're all on the bus going home after a long day and it just happens so that I'm the last one on the bus. So I'm just sitting looking out the window when my Indian bus driver tells me he'll drive me home instead in his own car because he has to get the bus to the bus lot early or some shit. So, I just sit still for the remainder of the trip to the bus lot thinking I won't be able to get home by myself because I don't know where we are. Then we got off the bus and he told me to get into his car while he goes and talks to someone to sign in or something. Right here is when I start to get scared because I've heard of all those abduction stories and everything. I start searching his car for guns or ropes while he's away. Thinking that I can't rouse a suspicion, I try being subtle and only check the inside of the car and not the trunk too. He gets back inside his car while I'm scared out of my mind and then he starts driving. At this point I'm ready to open the car door and bolt out whether we're traveling at 60mph or not. Then he turns on some rap/hip hop station and starts rocking the car while we're going down the road. He passes by a female police officer in her car and whistles. Then when we're passing 2 girls around the age of 20+ walking on the sidewalk, he lowers my side of the window and yells out "WOoOooO baby". At this point, I was freaked out and I was unsure what kind of a kidnapper he was. Anyways he turns the music up some more and starts speeding down the lane while yelling at every girl he passes in Indian accent. Then when we got near my house, he dropped me off and apologized for not being able to drive me home on the bus and speeded away...
6) One time during 8th grade, I had the biggest boner ever during science class which wasn't a surprise because I was getting them in school all the time. It was also good because I was good at hiding them (ie. tucking it right up between my waist and my jeans and then hunching over a bit). Anyways, that day I was so tired I stood up to get materials for a lab and forgot I had a boner. So basically I was walking over to get some materials when this girl walking toward me noticed my boner. I avoided her rest of the day.
7) Anyways in sophomore year, I was walking to my locker from lunch when I remembered all my stuff were in my friend's locker (my locker was too far away from most of my classes so I used his instead) in the opposite direction. So in the semi-packed hallway, I turned around abruptly to meet some girl's hand brush my groin while she was walking behind me with 3 of her friends. They started laughing and I quickly walked down the hallway avoiding their gaze.
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9th grade..
i was having a hard on/boner and then this female teacher asked me to go to the board to solve some equation...
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On September 26 2008 06:04 Elvin_vn wrote:
9th grade..
i was having a hard on/boner and then this female teacher asked me to go to the board to solve some equation...
Sounds like some German adult movie back story.
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My high school was horrible for these sorts of things.
One time a girl was gangbanged (voluntarily) in the darkroom of the photo lab.
Another time a girl sucked off like 3 dudes in the theater.
On a side note, someone took a poop from the catwalk in the theater.
Oh yeah, just remembered, when I was in middle school, my math teacher got fired for watching porn DURING CLASS.
If I think of anything else (I'm sure I will) I'll post again. Lots of screwed up things happen in this town.
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On September 26 2008 06:00 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
1) One time in kindergarten during playtime, for some reason I can't remember, I wanted to see what was inside my kindergarten teacher's dress (came down about 5 inches below her knee). So I devised this plan where I brought over this random kid I never talked to ever near the teacher (who was talking to another teacher) so I could play fight him and fall over numerous times in defeat under her dress to look up. I have no idea why I did that.
It's a trap!
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