I have told the story many times so I won't be going into great detail.
I go to lunch with my friends where I was coaxed into trying this hot sauce. I went to the bathroom an hour later and that is when everything happened.
I was being rather friendly with my self until I realized that my penis was on fire. This was the most excruciatingly painful thing I have ever experienced. To compare, I wiped some sweat from my face after initially trying the sauce and the little sauce on my hands left a burn for days. This shit was serious. After leaving my balls and shaft under a running tap for a couple of minutes I hobbled over to the science building. I talked with teachers and received various suggestions on how to alleviate the pain and was sent to the bathroom again with a graduated cylinder and baking soda. This didn't work so my teacher offed me to the nurses office. I sat down outside as I arrived and was quickly greeted with the screams of our seventy year old nurse: "Where is the kid with hot sauce on his penis." It was an emergency apparently. Kid's with cancer and broken limbs were hurried out and I got VIP service. An office assistant was sent to get milk from the cafeteria so that I could bathe in it. I removed my pants and stood behind a shoulder high barrier as I talked to curious onlookers and waited for my bath.
Afterwards I smelled like sour milk. I went to my last class, I had missed the previous three, and somehow everyone knew. I mean everyone. Three teachers walked in to tell my teacher the story who each time would just laugh and point at me. I got suspended for the classes I missed.
On September 26 2008 11:13 iheartgna wrote: I have told the story many times so I won't be going into great detail.
I go to lunch with my friends where I was coaxed into trying this hot sauce. I went to the bathroom an hour later and that is when everything happened.
I was being rather friendly with my self until I realized that my penis was on fire. This was the most excruciatingly painful thing I have ever experienced. To compare, I wiped some sweat from my face after initially trying the sauce and the little sauce on my hands left a burn for days. This shit was serious. After leaving my balls and shaft under a running tap for a couple of minutes I hobbled over to the science building. I talked with teachers and received various suggestions on how to alleviate the pain and was sent to the bathroom again with a graduated cylinder and baking soda. This didn't work so my teacher offed me to the nurses office. I sat down outside as I arrived and was quickly greeted with the screams of our seventy year old nurse: "Where is the kid with hot sauce on his penis." It was an emergency apparently. Kid's with cancer and broken limbs were hurried out and I got VIP service. An office assistant was sent to get milk from the cafeteria so that I could bathe in it. I removed my pants and stood behind a shoulder high barrier as I talked to curious onlookers and waited for my bath.
Afterwards I smelled like sour milk. I went to my last class, I had missed the previous three, and somehow everyone knew. I mean everyone. Three teachers walked in to tell my teacher the story who each time would just laugh and point at me. I got suspended for the classes I missed.
thats gold, "wheres the kid with hot sauce on his penis" hahahahaha
I was in Kindergarden, and I asked to take a piss. My teacher was a bitch, and said no, you can after we do the block activity. Basically it was like, fit one shape into another shape. For some reason I couldn't figure out why the triangle didn't fit into the circle. Because of this, I would just sit around in confusion smashing two blocks together while everyone did what was, essentially, an idiotically easy procedure. Realizing I would never reach the bathroom in time in order to take my piss, I decided to "get back" at my teacher. Somehow, getting back at my teacher, involved me taking a crap in my pants, mushing into the floor as much as I could, and going around the whole day like that. When I arrived home, of course, I proudly informed my mother of my moral victory.
Ok this didn't really happen to me, but i saw it happen so I am posting it anyways.
This one short sorta brown guy. We have a sort of patio outside of our cafe, and there is a giant window in the cafe, so you can see EVERYTHING that happens on the patio. Ok the kid in this story is mentally disabled, so you cant really blame him. He has previously been suspended for masturbating in class, so he is a bit perverted and weird. So one day me and my friends are playing cards and we see a whole bunch of people looking at the window, and point so I look out the window and see This guy pull down his pants, and put his cock into another mentally retarded girls hand, he then talks to her a bit and she then puts it up to her mouth and sucks on it. (shes in a wheel chair if your wondering how his penis could get into her mouth without her bending down)
What happened was, he convinced a mentally disabled girl to suck on his weiner, while half the school was watching. Obviously he didn't have enough time to finish or anything because teachers QUICKLY saw. But was funny as fuckk rofl.
One time my friend was trying to convince our teacher to let him stay out longer for lunch. She told him "oh you'll be lonely, you'll have no friends to play with" and he answered "that's OK, I can play with myself."
There was a brief moment of silence, then everyone started laughing.
EDIT: today i was in korean and the trouble maker wasn't there
and i'm the next most annoying guy
so i became the victim. T_T
and then i was like thinking holy shit i might get jumped (cuz the other guy wasn't there, and my korean 1 class is full of people on JV/V wrestling team and a bunch of gangsta koreans.)
it was kinda weird cuz i was like
"please don't jump me!!" and yeah, they are pretty scary. good thing the teacher gave them Red Devils.
On September 26 2008 07:17 meRz wrote: When we showered after gym class from like grade 1 to 7, there was this door between the girls shower and the boys shower. It was locked of course, but creative as we were, we'd just look under the very small spring at the very bottom of the door. But some guys decided that it'd be clever as hell to yell "we can see you! haha" just to screw with the girls and make em pissed (stupid motherfuckers didn't care that it worked both ways or just didn't realize it)
So obviously, the girls gets pissed and tells the gym class teacher that we're looking at them from the spring, and she gathers all the guys in the class while holding some moral lecture about the whole thing. But we decided that she couldn't really do anything about it so we just went "w/e".
Then one day, our gym class teacher, who was an older lady (45-50ish), decides that the joke is on us, so she unlocks the door while we're showering and with her came all the girls, still dressed. We froze in shock for a couple of seconds before we realized that we had been owned, and then just ran like hell to get our towels. The next class was pretty awkward after that :/
Wow was she fired?
Nope, It's not like we didn't deserve it though ;p She did it just to prove a point. Pretty badass move imo, sure worked, I don't think anyone ever tried to sneak peak ever since that incident ;O
Haha, this is why other countries are better than the states.
On September 26 2008 07:17 meRz wrote: When we showered after gym class from like grade 1 to 7, there was this door between the girls shower and the boys shower. It was locked of course, but creative as we were, we'd just look under the very small spring at the very bottom of the door. But some guys decided that it'd be clever as hell to yell "we can see you! haha" just to screw with the girls and make em pissed (stupid motherfuckers didn't care that it worked both ways or just didn't realize it)
So obviously, the girls gets pissed and tells the gym class teacher that we're looking at them from the spring, and she gathers all the guys in the class while holding some moral lecture about the whole thing. But we decided that she couldn't really do anything about it so we just went "w/e".
Then one day, our gym class teacher, who was an older lady (45-50ish), decides that the joke is on us, so she unlocks the door while we're showering and with her came all the girls, still dressed. We froze in shock for a couple of seconds before we realized that we had been owned, and then just ran like hell to get our towels. The next class was pretty awkward after that :/
Wow was she fired?
Nope, It's not like we didn't deserve it though ;p She did it just to prove a point. Pretty badass move imo, sure worked, I don't think anyone ever tried to sneak peak ever since that incident ;O
Haha, this is why other countries are better than the states.
Ha, this happened all the time in Taiwan when I took swimming classes.
Mom's would bring their little boys into the guys changing room. I don't see why guys would give a fuck if women saw their package. >.>
I saw some movie, the Old knight or something, about arthur and lancelot or w/e. At one point in the movie, the main character teaches this girl he saves how to drink water when it rains, basially when its raining, you get some leaves on atree and kinda bend it down so water falls out, but the camera view made it look like she was licking cum all over her face. The dialogue was funny too, the guy was like "you want more?" and the girl was nodding in some sexual like way
On September 26 2008 13:52 il0seonpurpose wrote: I saw some movie, the Old knight or something, about arthur and lancelot or w/e. At one point in the movie, the main character teaches this girl he saves how to drink water when it rains, basially when its raining, you get some leaves on atree and kinda bend it down so water falls out, but the camera view made it look like she was licking cum all over her face. The dialogue was funny too, the guy was like "you want more?" and the girl was nodding in some sexual like way
On September 25 2008 16:33 Machine[USA] wrote: one time, i looked at a girl, and she looked at me back.
Haha that's good Damn I remembered in elementary school I sometimes could hold a mutual gazing for 1 minute w/ some girl in my class it was always a very special feeling...
On September 26 2008 11:13 iheartgna wrote: I have told the story many times so I won't be going into great detail.
I go to lunch with my friends where I was coaxed into trying this hot sauce. I went to the bathroom an hour later and that is when everything happened.
I was being rather friendly with my self until I realized that my penis was on fire. This was the most excruciatingly painful thing I have ever experienced. To compare, I wiped some sweat from my face after initially trying the sauce and the little sauce on my hands left a burn for days. This shit was serious. After leaving my balls and shaft under a running tap for a couple of minutes I hobbled over to the science building. I talked with teachers and received various suggestions on how to alleviate the pain and was sent to the bathroom again with a graduated cylinder and baking soda. This didn't work so my teacher offed me to the nurses office. I sat down outside as I arrived and was quickly greeted with the screams of our seventy year old nurse: "Where is the kid with hot sauce on his penis." It was an emergency apparently. Kid's with cancer and broken limbs were hurried out and I got VIP service. An office assistant was sent to get milk from the cafeteria so that I could bathe in it. I removed my pants and stood behind a shoulder high barrier as I talked to curious onlookers and waited for my bath.
Afterwards I smelled like sour milk. I went to my last class, I had missed the previous three, and somehow everyone knew. I mean everyone. Three teachers walked in to tell my teacher the story who each time would just laugh and point at me. I got suspended for the classes I missed.
Oh damn lol I have a story somewhat similar to that, except me and my friends did it willingly. As a foreword, me and my friends do a lot of stupid things willingly.. for fun. This is just one of them
My friend has this horrible super super hot sauce, and every so often we try eating it and put it on some foods (which always gave me this horrible burning feeling and sometimes makes me want to cry). So we were chilling at his house, and my other friend had some residue of the hot sauce on his hands. He goes to the bathroom, comes back, kinda normal. A couple minutes later, he's got this look on his face and says that his balls are burning.
Being the way we are, we try this out to ourselves. Minutes after this experiment, all of us feel like our crotches are on fire. Finding out that water doesn't help, we just simply manned it out, pain goes away in like half an hour or so.
Few monthes later, we tried applying the hot sauce to sensitive parts of our bodies (namely, nipples, armpits, lips).
On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote: Oh high school boners...
Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here. She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more. After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"
I remember smth weird from my school time. Back in the day my school had great sport traditions and always managed to win smth from the tournaments in my country. In 2005 I think we got the badminton title and I was in the team, so when we went back with the other teammates to the school some friends made a welcome-celebration for us. They brought some wine and beer, we were way to noisy. I got a beer and the moment a lifted the bottle to drink from it the school's big boss entered the room. Somehow all others managed to hide their stuff so basically I was the only one drinking.
EPT
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