EPTWeird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 8
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
On September 26 2008 20:18 likeaboss wrote: My high school was not the cleanest place but it was a really cool place to go to school at. But I remember one day I was walking into the bathroom and there was someone in the urinal so I walked into the stall, and saw some dude shiting standing up cause he didnt wanan touch the nasty seat. -_- Dude was shitting standing up with the stall door open So you said "do you need a hand with that" right? | ||
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opsayo
591 Posts
in 7th grade our teacher was using a projector so the entire class was pitch black, and since it was a pretty boring lesson (something like a strategy for effective studying?) it was dead silent, when I felt a major fart coming on. I was clenching really hard to not let it out but I could feel the inevitable so I tried the release-reclench strategy to release some pressure, but instead I just pushed it all out at mach 10, letting rip the loudest fart that I can recall making. The teacher just looked up, looked at me, then started bawling in tears, with the rest of the class. I was laughing just as hard because I didn't expect it to come out like that. I actually got in a little trouble because he was sure that I did it on purpose. Boners in 8th grade too, our science teacher decided we were to demonstrate the length of something by putting multiple meter sticks together, but I sat next to a rather pretty girl (she sat next to me a lot of the classes we shared, ho ho), and that always left me with trouble because I was a little kid so I am pretty sure she just played with me. Anyway, as usual I got a boner and gave up fighting it when he calls me up to hold up another meter stick, and being dumb as I am, go and hold the stick at waist high like everyone else, and it looks like i'm pitching a tent big enough for four in my pants...while he has people count the # on the yardstick like 3 inches above my boner... I don't think he ever called up students after that. Oh yeah, and the #1 most embarrassing moment deals with the girl that I had a crush on for 5 years, you know how when you are with your buddies you talk different than you would to girls in public? Saying dirty shit like you'd fuck her until she cried, make her suck your cock, destroy her private bits... etc - well a friend of mine thought it was funny to always paste what I said about her to her on AIM, only to my dismay whenever she'd come to me "mad" and demanding an apology. Of course she kind of liked me so it was always short-lived, but one time I really went over the line and she said that unless I repeated everything I said to her in person she would never talk to me again. I was really scared so after like 5 minutes of nervousness I said ok I'm sorry i'll do it, and repeated all the dirty things to her. At which point she goes "HAH! he never told me anything - I hope that teaches you a LESSON!" I was so embarrassed I just walked away and sat down by myself for like 20 minutes. In retrospect it's pretty sexy that she could be clever and pull a prank on me like that. | ||
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Ghardo
Germany1685 Posts
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
i said "Me too!" really loud. .... i think i died a little that day. | ||
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Dutch
Canada110 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
so he was just being a bitch and goes like " You wanna watch?" And im like eerr noty *flee room* I came back after like 5minutes and they weren't there anymore so i start walking out when i hear something strange in the locker room... He was literally drilling her and she was like moaning lightly it was so funny So, i knock on the door and they suddenly stop; and im like" Hey did you see your bf around anywhere?" And shes like "UHH UHH... I think HE WENT OUT TO EAT LUNCH" Heh, i even asked her in comp. again and she still denied it :O it was so funny | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On September 26 2008 23:18 haduken wrote: One time, some girls in the class was having a private convo. i walked in and overheard one of them saying, "I just had my first holiday today" (periods) i said "Me too!" really loud. .... i think i died a little that day. Weak man. I've had conversations like that, only with one girl thou who was really open with me on everything. I tried to gross her out to see if there was a limit to her openness, but nope failed every time. She would just counter act it with something else. Things I tried, were telling her of my small, uncircumcised, penis. She responded, "you have an uncircumcised penis?" and then proceeded to tell me that her ex-boyfriend had a small un-circumcised penis. We also had interesting conversations on sex, masturbation (which were my favorite, got me off ^^), her menstruation (many of these actually haha), my penis, among a couple other things. She actually described to me in full detail her period, what it looks like, the cycle ect. Oh and an interesting factoid, not sure if its true or not, but according to her, girls fart a lot more than usual when there on her period because there ovaries inflate and push up against the bladder which causes flatulence. Sigh.. fun times. I have yet to find a girl like her. Or for that matter anyone who is willing to have conversations anything close to that.  | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On September 26 2008 23:31 Dutch wrote: Some kid taped a protractor to a kids chair in 7th grade thinking he'd see it before he sits down and it would be funny. Kid doesn't see it at all,sits on the protractor. He then commonly stands up with the protractor protruding, everyone is looking at him shocked. He then walks over to the kid and punches him in the face, true story. oh man thats funny i love when people just nail someone in the face | ||
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AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
At this point my joke goes wrong as my pencil is realeased and does a perfect spiral into her butt crack. I stare at the pencil for a second as i wait for her to freak out. She doesn't do a thing....seconds that seem like minutes pass...i promptly remove the pencil from her butt crack and to this day she has never mentioned it to me. | ||
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On September 26 2008 23:43 AdamBanks wrote: So the hottest girl in my grade 8 class is leaning ahead talking to the person infront of her. Her fine ass is presented perfectly to my face where im sitting behind. My bud is sittin next to me and i motion for him to check the goods. I then notice that in addition to the fine ass she's showing me she also has this mean butcrack thong thing going on. I jokingly hold my pencil over the crack as if im going to drop it in. At this point my joke goes wrong as my pencil is realeased and does a perfect spiral into her butt crack. I stare at the pencil for a second as i wait for her to freak out. She doesn't do a thing....seconds that seem like minutes pass...i promptly remove the pencil from her butt crack and to this day she has never mentioned it to me. party pooper you should have left it in, XD | ||
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ii.blitzkrieg
Canada1122 Posts
I can't recall any good ones at the moment but I do remember one my aunt told me a few months ago from when she was in highschool. She was goofing around with one of her friends in class and her friend accidentally chopped off some girls pony tail with scissors. Obviously they didn't want to get in shit so they didn't say anything and let her walk around all day. I guess no one said anything because she never found out it was them, she just came to school the next day with a different haircut LOL. | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
I'm just a nice guy... but then again it IS UMass Amherst lol | ||
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DrywMz
United States394 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
On September 27 2008 00:36 DrywMz wrote: In my last year of high school I was the only guy in my Health Science II class. Since it was the end of the year and the teacher didn't want to start something we could finish she decided it would be a good time to get our CPR certifications renewed. Most awkward 3 days of class ever, when you're getting certified for CPR you have to demonstrate you know the whole procedure so everyone had to get on a practice doll to show. The class has about 30 people, again I'm the only guy, and only 10 dummies. So while I was waiting for my turn I looked up at the ceiling the whole time because the teacher was staring at me making sure I wasn't looking at all the girls bouncing up and down doing the chest compressions. (Might help to know that it was in Florida near summer so more than a few of the girls were wearing tank-tops) Damn man im gonna take me some cpr classes. | ||
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Agavond
448 Posts
During a swimming session we were all able to swim freely and do diving board jumps. It was a blast playing in the water w/ some friends bringing rafts and other floating devices, also the spinning dives were awesome to do. One particular girl that I didn't care for but was essentially hitting on me a lot. I just conceded and started to spoon her on the far side of the pool while my buddies were watching somewhat in shock. I wasn't intrigued by her nor did I care to date her. But as the period was starting to end people started to get out the pool to change. Apparently I was the only one in the pool still w/ a boner which was embarrassing. The expressions on people's faces were "I know what you did asshole".Getting out of the pool without alerting more suspicious movements will be frightening. Since the water in the pool was fucking freezing temperature and getting outside was basically like the North Pole, it was way too easy to kill off the boner. One day during class someone that I sort of knew was sitting next to me all drunk in class saying some of the funniest/stupidest things. My classmates and I started to make fun of him for being drunk in class. Then he started to get louder which got people's attention though his friend tried to shut him up so that the teacher didn't notice him. That's when he starting puking up in class b/c he drank way too much. The principal comes in, takes him away and last thing I heard he was given a breathalyzer and kicked out of school. My girlfriend and a chick from my class got into a fight. The chick had a boyfriend but was somewhat flirting with me and I supposedly I mentioned this to my girlfriend because I didn't think much of it. She was basically flirting innocently if that’s gives any indication. Well, turns out my girlfriend started talking shit to her about staying away from me. Then all hell broke lose and the chick wanted to fight her. I wasn't there when my girlfriend talked shit but I was like HOLY SHIT where did this all come from!?!? The truth of the matter is that I didn't care for either of the girls so decided not to do much. There were a few people there instigating which just made me angry because it was over a dumb innocent flirting on her behalf. Everybody starts calming down and people leave their separate ways. Nothing happens and I get somewhat crap from my friends throughout the whole high school year. Edit: There's more but I'd rather not share all of them. | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
Teacher's being too overprotective, although I know a bunch of people who would do what your teacher prevented you from doing | ||
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G5
United States2921 Posts
On September 27 2008 00:36 DrywMz wrote: In my last year of high school I was the only guy in my Health Science II class. Since it was the end of the year and the teacher didn't want to start something we could finish she decided it would be a good time to get our CPR certifications renewed. Most awkward 3 days of class ever, when you're getting certified for CPR you have to demonstrate you know the whole procedure so everyone had to get on a practice doll to show. The class has about 30 people, again I'm the only guy, and only 10 dummies. So while I was waiting for my turn I looked up at the ceiling the whole time because the teacher was staring at me making sure I wasn't looking at all the girls bouncing up and down doing the chest compressions. (Might help to know that it was in Florida near summer so more than a few of the girls were wearing tank-tops) lol good 1 | ||
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Agavond
448 Posts
Please people continue adding into this thread! I loved reading the hilarious stories especially the ones that had girls and boners. Also the one with the shit on the seat made me want to puke. That was just gross hope I don't read more of those. + Show Spoiler + On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote: Oh high school boners... Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here. She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more. After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD" Funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life!! | ||
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