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Folca
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FreeDoM[YA]
Canada855 Posts
Another time in the same grade my friend took a picture of me beside this girl who I didn't have interest but we went way back and used to like each other. Of course her boyfriend hated me and the picture turned out it looked like I was jerking off to her and everyone was like "WE GOTTA SHOW THAT TO HER BOYFRIEND!!!" In this field trip where we went to a summer camp for three days we were playing soccer. This cute girl trips. I, being the involved soccer fan go after the ball, I don't see her and fall right on top of her. All my friends saw that and make fun of me to this day. | ||
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
Weird - I was like 6 years old and was wearing underwear instead of boxers back then. Oneday I just farted like a normal one and when I was changing later to goto sleep, I noticed a big hole in my underwear leading me to think I blew a hole with my gas. - This ones pretty hilarious. In 8th grade I had the funniest friends ever and we'd do immature shit like talking about words that have cock or dick in them (dictionary, cockpit, etc.), squirt salad dressing at each other so it looks like cum. One time one of my friend brought his lunch tray over to our table and left to get some chips. One guy immediately took out a salad dressing packet and squirted entire thing on the friend's pizza. My friend not knowing anything bit into the pizza and the dressing coated all over his mouth like cum. We laughed at him for days. Embarrassing - I went to Friendly's (restaurant) after a school concert in sophomore year. This one girl I found really attractive was there too along with 4 other friends. Well the waitress came by and started taking orders. Me being blinded by her beauty, didn't pay attention to much of what the waitress said. Then when she asked me if I wanted something to eat, I just said "yes". Pretty much the entire table just laughed me down  - There was this one girl I loved so much in 8th grade I valued her life over mine and was willing to give anything (Now I'm a junior). Words can't describe how I felt for her. It was literally the changing point in my life. Well back then, I was a pretty shy guy although I was very popular with all my friends. Anyways her friend introduced me to her (she liked me back then but I never learned that until like 1 year ago) and I became to like her alot. What was sort of embarrassing was I never asked anyone out before that (except for writing a letter to 5th grade crush which didn't work out because I moved right after I gave her the letter) in person. So I picked a pretty crappy time to do it and asked her in lunch when her twin sister, her and I were standing somewhere in front of the table with the ketchup, salt, pepper and stuff (which is in wide view in cafeteria). The day before I was extremely nervous and had searched online for tips (haha -_-). Anyways I asked her out somewhere along the lines of "Hey wanna go out?" which actually came out as "Hey I wanna go out with me... I mean wanna go out?" (I stuttered pretty bad). She politely said no and pretty much the ENTIRE cafeteria witnessed it. I said "cool" and just tried to walk away like it didn't matter (again an advice from teh internet) and she and her twin held my arm and were trying to comfort me. I went back and sat down at my friends' table and just ate quietly as they already figured out what happened. Then I went behind the cafeteria and cried a little. Perverted kind of - I was about to goto some girl's Quince (It's like Sweet Sixteen except in Spanish cultures) and was over at a friend's house (the girl I loved ^). Well I was walking with her in the hallway when I she just stopped and stared at something I couldn't see over to the other room. So I just turned and looked and one of her friend was putting on high heels with one of her leg on the couch and so the inside of her dress were very apparent. I liked my friend then so not wanting to look bad I turned around pretty quickly. In this field trip where we went to a summer camp for three days we were playing soccer. This cute girl trips. I, being the involved soccer fan go after the ball, I don't see her and fall right on top of her. All my friends saw that and make fun of me to this day. I kind of have a similar story. Back in 5th grade I was pretty much the best soccer player in my school. Well it used to be that only guys played soccer until one day all these girls said they wanted to play as well. Not very relevant but they kind of kicked our ass 1-0 or 2-1 almost everyday even though it was like 20 guys against 6 girls (but hey, many guys in our team sucked or unannouncedly went over to the girls team often). But yeah, they were faster, more solid in technique and whatnot. Anyways back to the point. Oneday while we were playing, some kid kicked the ball sort of far away and I started running top speed toward it. This one girl also started running toward it from the opposite side. Noticing her, I slided and tackled the ball at the same time she tackled it as well. The ball flew away from us and I pretty much landed right on top of her in sort of an awkward position (we were tackling from opposite directions). | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On September 28 2008 10:59 dm47 wrote: ![[image loading]](http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/772/cradleaq4.jpg) This picture made me laugh so hard it's still hurting. LOOOOL. | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22206 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
I mean crikey! Look at that big one. | ||
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Rice
United States1332 Posts
On September 28 2008 19:18 tulleh wrote: Is that an arm or.... rofl | ||
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Dyllyn
Singapore670 Posts
On September 28 2008 13:55 il0seonpurpose wrote: and ive been noticing little kids making out, wtf? what?! man.... I just hit 17 and i still haven't made out with a girl yet. you americans are tripping | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On September 28 2008 20:14 GenericTerranPlayer wrote: what?! man.... I just hit 17 and i still haven't made out with a girl yet. you americans are tripping Not even a torrid kiss? I made out with my gf (now ex) when I was 16, but of course didn't go that far. | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17722 Posts
On September 28 2008 16:39 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: This picture made me laugh so hard it's still hurting. LOOOOL. i see an arrow -> | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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qaswedfr25
United States212 Posts
Moral of the story: never trust girls with secrets. | ||
Insane
United States4991 Posts
On September 29 2008 02:28 qaswedfr25 wrote: Back in my freshman year I used to hang around with these asian girls in the library around lunch. We usually do homework since we're in the same level classes and have similar homework, but we end up talking about random things. One day they asked me who I liked. I told them and it turns out, they're actually friends with that person. They ended up spreading it around the asians in my school, and even my friends found out... Ever since, I've been too afraid to talk to her because of how awkward it would be. Even today, my friends would randomly pause halfway through a conversation and say her name just to see my reaction -_- Moral of the story: never trust girls with secrets. ...or talk to her? What's the worst that's gonna happen, wtf? | ||
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On September 29 2008 02:28 qaswedfr25 wrote: Back in my freshman year I used to hang around with these asian girls in the library around lunch. We usually do homework since we're in the same level classes and have similar homework, but we end up talking about random things. One day they asked me who I liked. I told them and it turns out, they're actually friends with that person. They ended up spreading it around the asians in my school, and even my friends found out... Ever since, I've been too afraid to talk to her because of how awkward it would be. Even today, my friends would randomly pause halfway through a conversation and say her name just to see my reaction -_- Moral of the story: never trust girls with secrets. Are you like that gay guy that talks about OC all the time? | ||
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
I'd never kissed a girl to be honest. So I was terrified and excited at the same time. Christine would wear these TIGHT jeans and this blue thong. She had dark chocolate brown hair, round supple tits, her eyes were like big almonds, and her face was heart shaped. In short, she was a boner factory. So here we are, we're huddled together outside the house trying to peak through this tiny window for the other girls. Of course this was just a coy game we played so we could get closer to each other. So she leaned into the window. I leaned into her, cause I too was "looking for the girls" and oh man! She smelled amazing, I couldn't believe she was letting me in this close. I was wearing thin shorts and I pushed in pretty far... At this point I felt the pleasant sensation of my cock pressing through the thin fabric onto her ass and I just remember feeling elated, pressing myself against her tight ass, grabbing on her hips, smelling her neck. Well it was inevitable that I'd pop one, so I ejected immediately. No kiss though... But somehow that interaction led to our going to see a horror movie together. So the girls, Christine and I, including some guy went to see a horror movie. The girls sat up front so Christine and I could be alone, but since I was such a pussy I asked the guy to sit near us. The events of the other day were still fresh in my mind and I was more excited than ever. But at the same time, I simply didn't want to kiss her because I felt that I'd embarrass myself by not knowing how. So here we are, the floors are sticky, it's really dark, and Christine smelled amazing as usual. At some point in the movie she leans over and gives me a little playful push. I thought, "Oh shit, it's on." So I push her back and my hand accidentally lands on her leg. Her jeans feel really tight and her leg's really warm. She leans her head in closer looking for a kiss, but again I chicken out. I'm way too scared to kiss her. But I feel really really horny. I'm dying to touch her. I start ever so slowly sliding my hand up her leg. I feel extremely nervous, my stomach sinks waiting for her reaction, good or bad. With the dark room, and with her smelling so damn good I'm feeling exhilarated and I just HAVE to go further. So I move my hand all the way to her zipper.. She whispers, "No, don't". "Fuck" I thought to myself. But then she crosses her legs HARD, my hand gets squeezed down there. My heart starts to pound. I start slowly exploring with my fingers, then I begin to rub her, and for the first time in my life, I come into contact with real pussy! It feels so incredibly soft. I had a raging hard on at this moment, and I just kept on rubbing her. My hands start to feel really warm and wet. I thought, "She's so sweaty, that's so hot." She starts to tremble and I'm thinking "Holy shit, is this REALLY happening? Is she really letting me do this?". My heart's beating like crazy, I start breathing really hard. I continue to rub, the tempo becomes faster, harder, deeper, until I get SO excited that I cum in my pants and we end up cumming together...I'm feeling like a million bucks at this point. During the rest of the movie she leans her head on my shoulder and we lock eyes affectionately now and then. Still no kiss but I don't give a fuck. We both have that feeling you get after masturbating of complete satisfaction and relaxation. And anyways I was so scared to kiss her that I ended up fingering her! At the end of the movie, she runs to her friends in the front row, and the guy next to me is like, "What the fuck were you two doing there?". Presumbly she told the girls we made out. Before leaving the theatre I went to the washroom, and my hand felt like it was covered in sweat. I thought to myself "Why not?" So I took a sniff... I was immediately taken a back by how strong the smell was. It smelled like fish... and I was like "What the fuck?." - The end. | ||
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
On September 29 2008 04:22 Warrior Madness wrote:[long story] Wow you must be the only person in existence to finger a girl before ever having kissed a girl before. That's a pretty funny story | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
Warrior Madness weird, embarrassing, and perverted all at the same time Very unexpected ending. ^^ | ||
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d(O.o)a
Canada5066 Posts
On September 29 2008 04:22 Warrior Madness wrote: Same thing happened to me but at her house not at the theater. Grade 9 though. | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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TechniQ.UK
United Kingdom391 Posts
So eventually the word spread and people got it distorted and thought I had pissed myself...lol....then this sadistic bastard of a teacher, MADE ME WALK TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS with bird shit on my leg clear as day, stood me in the middle and took literally 5 slow minutes to write out a slip so I could go to the toilet and wash it off whilst the entire class stared at my red face. He also started saying stuff with a smirk like "ohhh leave the poor boy alone hes only been unfortunate!". I went back in, didn't make eye contact with anyone and went home at lunch. Worst class ever. WORST. | ||
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