Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 11

On September 25 2008 20:04 xDark.Carnivalx wrote:


nah leave it like that, let peoples imagination go wild with it.

On September 29 2008 04:22 Warrior Madness wrote:
long.....

On September 26 2008 04:50 il0seonpurpose wrote:



Can guys or girls get an orgasm pre puberty?

On September 29 2008 04:22 Warrior Madness wrote:
Wow, not surprisingly, TL's the only place where I see my childhood posted over and over and over.


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and I was like "What the fuck?." - The end.

On September 29 2008 07:24 SilverSkyLark wrote:
I remember a bird dropped its shit on my classmates arm right before our class picture was taken, Gold.

Before leaving the theatre I went to the washroom, and my hand felt like it was covered in sweat. I thought to myself "Why not?" So I took a sniff... I was immediately taken a back by how strong the smell was. It smelled like fish... and I was like "What the fuck?." - The end

On September 29 2008 04:22 Warrior Madness wrote:
Wow, not surprisingly, TL's the only place where I see my childhood posted over and over and over. I've raked up many embarrassing moments over the years but I'll share with you one of my favourite memories from grade 8. So there was this really cute girl Christine. She looked a lot like this girl on a local show called Popular Mechanics for Kids, so me along with the rest of the guys really wanted this girl, I'd do the ol' switcharoo whenever I jerked off; I'd masturbate to some nudie pics, or to the Red Shoe Diaries and at the last second I'd take out a picture of Christine from the yearbook. The thing was, she liked ME back. And I was always amazed at that. I'd often go to this neutral friend of ours who lived near the park, and I'd chat with her about Christine and girls in general. She had one nostril bigger than the other but she was a sweet girl. One day I was at her house with Christine and her best friend. Girls are ALWAYS scheming and the girls did me a favour that day. They decided to lock me and Christine outta the house until we kissed.

I'd never kissed a girl to be honest. So I was terrified and excited at the same time. Christine would wear these TIGHT jeans and this blue thong. She had dark chocolate brown hair, round supple tits, her eyes were like big almonds, and her face was heart shaped. In short, she was a boner factory. So here we are, we're huddled together outside the house trying to peak through this tiny window for the other girls. Of course this was just a coy game we played so we could get closer to each other. So she leaned into the window. I leaned into her, cause I too was "looking for the girls" and oh man! She smelled amazing, I couldn't believe she was letting me in this close. I was wearing thin shorts and I pushed in pretty far... At this point I felt the pleasant sensation of my cock pressing through the thin fabric onto her ass and I just remember feeling elated, pressing myself against her tight ass, grabbing on her hips, smelling her neck. Well it was inevitable that I'd pop one, so I ejected immediately. No kiss though... But somehow that interaction led to our going to see a horror movie together.

So the girls, Christine and I, including some guy went to see a horror movie. The girls sat up front so Christine and I could be alone, but since I was such a pussy I asked the guy to sit near us. The events of the other day were still fresh in my mind and I was more excited than ever. But at the same time, I simply didn't want to kiss her because I felt that I'd embarrass myself by not knowing how. So here we are, the floors are sticky, it's really dark, and Christine smelled amazing as usual. At some point in the movie she leans over and gives me a little playful push. I thought, "Oh shit, it's on." So I push her back and my hand accidentally lands on her leg. Her jeans feel really tight and her leg's really warm. She leans her head in closer looking for a kiss, but again I chicken out. I'm way too scared to kiss her. But I feel really really horny. I'm dying to touch her. I start ever so slowly sliding my hand up her leg. I feel extremely nervous, my stomach sinks waiting for her reaction, good or bad. With the dark room, and with her smelling so damn good I'm feeling exhilarated and I just HAVE to go further. So I move my hand all the way to her zipper.. She whispers, "No, don't". "Fuck" I thought to myself. But then she crosses her legs HARD, my hand gets squeezed down there. My heart starts to pound. I start slowly exploring with my fingers, then I begin to rub her, and for the first time in my life, I come into contact with real pussy! It feels so incredibly soft. I had a raging hard on at this moment, and I just kept on rubbing her. My hands start to feel really warm and wet. I thought, "She's so sweaty, that's so hot." She starts to tremble and I'm thinking "Holy shit, is this REALLY happening? Is she really letting me do this?". My heart's beating like crazy, I start breathing really hard. I continue to rub, the tempo becomes faster, harder, deeper, until I get SO excited that I cum in my pants and we end up cumming together...I'm feeling like a million bucks at this point. During the rest of the movie she leans her head on my shoulder and we lock eyes affectionately now and then. Still no kiss but I don't give a fuck. We both have that feeling you get after masturbating of complete satisfaction and relaxation. And anyways I was so scared to kiss her that I ended up fingering her! At the end of the movie, she runs to her friends in the front row, and the guy next to me is like, "What the fuck were you two doing there?". Presumbly she told the girls we made out. Before leaving the theatre I went to the washroom, and my hand felt like it was covered in sweat. I thought to myself "Why not?" So I took a sniff... I was immediately taken a back by how strong the smell was. It smelled like fish... and I was like "What the fuck?." - The end.

On September 29 2008 08:26 Pads wrote:


OH MY GOD ROFL

On September 29 2008 05:07 -orb- wrote:


Wow you must be the only person in existence to finger a girl before ever having kissed a girl before. That's a pretty funny story

On September 29 2008 09:30 arb wrote:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Anyway lamestory.

As i was walking through the hallway i look at my friend next to me and say kind of loud "dude i need to take a shit",this girl yells ME TOO! i lol'd ..hard

the end.

On September 29 2008 04:22 Warrior Madness wrote:
Wow, not surprisingly, TL's the only place where I see my childhood posted over and over and over. I've raked up many embarrassing moments over the years but I'll share with you one of my favourite memories from grade 8. So there was this really cute girl Christine. She looked a lot like this girl on a local show called Popular Mechanics for Kids, so me along with the rest of the guys really wanted this girl, I'd do the ol' switcharoo whenever I jerked off; I'd masturbate to some nudie pics, or to the Red Shoe Diaries and at the last second I'd take out a picture of Christine from the yearbook. The thing was, she liked ME back. And I was always amazed at that. I'd often go to this neutral friend of ours who lived near the park, and I'd chat with her about Christine and girls in general. She had one nostril bigger than the other but she was a sweet girl. One day I was at her house with Christine and her best friend. Girls are ALWAYS scheming and the girls did me a favour that day. They decided to lock me and Christine outta the house until we kissed.

I'd never kissed a girl to be honest. So I was terrified and excited at the same time. Christine would wear these TIGHT jeans and this blue thong. She had dark chocolate brown hair, round supple tits, her eyes were like big almonds, and her face was heart shaped. In short, she was a boner factory. So here we are, we're huddled together outside the house trying to peak through this tiny window for the other girls. Of course this was just a coy game we played so we could get closer to each other. So she leaned into the window. I leaned into her, cause I too was "looking for the girls" and oh man! She smelled amazing, I couldn't believe she was letting me in this close. I was wearing thin shorts and I pushed in pretty far... At this point I felt the pleasant sensation of my cock pressing through the thin fabric onto her ass and I just remember feeling elated, pressing myself against her tight ass, grabbing on her hips, smelling her neck. Well it was inevitable that I'd pop one, so I ejected immediately. No kiss though... But somehow that interaction led to our going to see a horror movie together.

So the girls, Christine and I, including some guy went to see a horror movie. The girls sat up front so Christine and I could be alone, but since I was such a pussy I asked the guy to sit near us. The events of the other day were still fresh in my mind and I was more excited than ever. But at the same time, I simply didn't want to kiss her because I felt that I'd embarrass myself by not knowing how. So here we are, the floors are sticky, it's really dark, and Christine smelled amazing as usual. At some point in the movie she leans over and gives me a little playful push. I thought, "Oh shit, it's on." So I push her back and my hand accidentally lands on her leg. Her jeans feel really tight and her leg's really warm. She leans her head in closer looking for a kiss, but again I chicken out. I'm way too scared to kiss her. But I feel really really horny. I'm dying to touch her. I start ever so slowly sliding my hand up her leg. I feel extremely nervous, my stomach sinks waiting for her reaction, good or bad. With the dark room, and with her smelling so damn good I'm feeling exhilarated and I just HAVE to go further. So I move my hand all the way to her zipper.. She whispers, "No, don't". "Fuck" I thought to myself. But then she crosses her legs HARD, my hand gets squeezed down there. My heart starts to pound. I start slowly exploring with my fingers, then I begin to rub her, and for the first time in my life, I come into contact with real pussy! It feels so incredibly soft. I had a raging hard on at this moment, and I just kept on rubbing her. My hands start to feel really warm and wet. I thought, "She's so sweaty, that's so hot." She starts to tremble and I'm thinking "Holy shit, is this REALLY happening? Is she really letting me do this?". My heart's beating like crazy, I start breathing really hard. I continue to rub, the tempo becomes faster, harder, deeper, until I get SO excited that I cum in my pants and we end up cumming together...I'm feeling like a million bucks at this point. During the rest of the movie she leans her head on my shoulder and we lock eyes affectionately now and then. Still no kiss but I don't give a fuck. We both have that feeling you get after masturbating of complete satisfaction and relaxation. And anyways I was so scared to kiss her that I ended up fingering her! At the end of the movie, she runs to her friends in the front row, and the guy next to me is like, "What the fuck were you two doing there?". Presumbly she told the girls we made out. Before leaving the theatre I went to the washroom, and my hand felt like it was covered in sweat. I thought to myself "Why not?" So I took a sniff... I was immediately taken a back by how strong the smell was. It smelled like fish... and I was like "What the fuck?." - The end.