EPTme: Wow, this lion has a big mouth !
the classmate next to me: Not big enough to take my dick.
the teacher(right behind us) : So how big is your dick exactly?
Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 13
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disciple
9071 Posts
me: Wow, this lion has a big mouth ! the classmate next to me: Not big enough to take my dick. the teacher(right behind us) : So how big is your dick exactly? | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On September 30 2008 21:28 disciple wrote: in bio class me: Wow, this lion has a big mouth ! the classmate next to me: Not big enough to take my dick. the teacher(right behind us) : So how big is your dick exactly? LOL GG | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6641 Posts
On September 30 2008 06:55 arb wrote: This happened today! So i was getting stuff out of my locker(Bottom locker) something brushes on my back. i here a "heehee" turn around and get a face full of dick D: If someone did that to me I would be forced to kill them I think. On September 30 2008 07:27 ktp wrote: This happened frequently after I got into SC pro gaming around Junior year of high school. I would talk to me friends and try to say "that irritates the hell out of me!" but it would ALWAYS come out "that irradiates the hell out of me!" Most people couldn't catch the slip up but some do and asked me what I meant. All I could say was "science vessal duh." After that I could never say the word irritate correctly. Now for a serious story. In forth grade I was playing four square during recess with my friends. One of them bounces the ball really far and I almost catch it, but a black kid was blocking my way. My friend ask why I didn't get the ball, so I said really loud "stupid nigger was in my way." I don't even remember how I learned that word, but that was the first time I've ever used in public. Then the black kid turns around and looks at me. He was much taller and stronger than I, and could have kicked my ass right then and there. But he just looked at me and walked away. My friend tried to help me by saying in an awkward way "yea...you heard what he said!" I didn't know what I had done until I got older. Looking back at it now I feel terrible about it. I've seen the black kid a few times when we were in high school. I don't know if he remembers the incident or not. OMG that's possibly the most offensive incident in this thread yet! | ||
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fredd
Estonia256 Posts
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CyuntiyuL
Canada1740 Posts
Another time in the same class, I was going up to bat and I spat. The teacher was like "Strike one for spitting." Naturally, I was like "what the hell?" so he says "Strike two for swearing." Then I was like "Apparently baseball has the worst rules in history." and the teacher was like "You're out!" It was pretty dumb. | ||
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REDBLUEGREEN
Germany1904 Posts
haha my teacher got owned pretty bad that evening :D luckily he's a cool guy and so there were no consequences at all. | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On October 01 2008 01:11 CyuntiyuL wrote: In like grade five, we would play baseball in gym class near the end of the year when it got nice out. Our teacher was a nice guy, so when the special ed kids and some girls went up to bat, he would give them extra pitches. This one time, I went up to bat and struck out and he said "one more." I just put down the bat and acted like I didn't hear him. Another time in the same class, I was going up to bat and I spat. The teacher was like "Strike one for spitting." Naturally, I was like "what the hell?" so he says "Strike two for swearing." Then I was like "Apparently baseball has the worst rules in history." and the teacher was like "You're out!" It was pretty dumb. Haha, epic fail! | ||
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d(O.o)a
Canada5066 Posts
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
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Folca
2235 Posts
On October 01 2008 13:06 Steelflight-Rx wrote: Happened just a few minutes ago. I was in the computer lab checking out the October Desktop Thread, looking at ppl's desktops (duh), sum1 posted a nudie pic with a NSFW spoiler tag I didnt notice, i open it and start scrolling down, see a girls face, then i look up and notice the NSFW tag, i go to close the tag, but I missed it and clicked on the image, so instead of closing the spoiler it opens a full screen of the image in the middle of the lab. I felt like such a creep lookng at porn in the comp lab v.v At least she was really hot Better to think your a straight person than someone who looks at like, kiddie porn or something LOL | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On October 01 2008 00:49 fredd wrote: well, i can't think of / remember anything that happened in school, although there was this really weird game we played in kindengarten. it went something along the lines of boys escaping from girls, and when the girls catched us, they'd "punish" us. so, i start running around, obviously most of us were more athletic than any of the girls and could get away no problem, but i let myself be captured for reasons i can't remember, well, the punishment was like 3-4 most cute girls in the kindegarten kissing and fondling me, on my neck, face, lips, chest, etc. it didn't go further than that, i never realized it then but that was pretty hot. although all i felt at the time was 'ewwwww'. I'd try to struggle and run away, but they held me down. D: I played that in Grade 1. I let myself get caught all the time too. I remember I would always purposely get caught by this chick named Ashley. She was the hottest from what I remember. Too bad I couldn't go back in time with all I know now. I would have been such a pimp. The only perverted thing I can remember, is in grade 5 and 6. All the hotter chicks wore these super short shorts. Me and my friend would always sit ahead of them in music class, because the back rows were higher up. You could totally see past their shorts, and look at their underwear haha. Ah good times. | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On October 01 2008 16:01 Krohm wrote: I played that in Grade 1. I let myself get caught all the time too. I remember I would always purposely get caught by this chick named Ashley. She was the hottest from what I remember. Too bad I couldn't go back in time with all I know now. I would have been such a pimp. The only perverted thing I can remember, is in grade 5 and 6. All the hotter chicks wore these super short shorts. Me and my friend would always sit ahead of them in music class, because the back rows were higher up. You could totally see past their shorts, and look at their underwear haha. Ah good times. Lol the "miss me miss me, now you gotta kiss me"? i think that's what it was called. When you looked at the girls, wouldn't they kinda notice? O_o seems pretty awkward to have someone looking at your genitals area.... | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
WHAT IS THIS MADNESs!?!?!? + Show Spoiler + omg guys here it comes THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!! 1 post to every 100 views, it would be cool if a mod shared an embarrassing/perverted/weird moment from their childhood, idk why but it would be amusing  | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
Scenario: I have a classmate named Michael (gay), and I have a friend that has a girl friend name Michelle. My friend then added Michaels number just for group communication purposes, and one night, my friend kept sending text messages to Michael that was meant for Michelle, my friend got used that Michelle would be the first name that appears when he presses M. So almost all of the mushy texts were sent to my gay classmate.......good thing things got sorted out the next day.. | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On October 01 2008 16:20 OmgIRok wrote: Lol the "miss me miss me, now you gotta kiss me"? i think that's what it was called. When you looked at the girls, wouldn't they kinda notice? O_o seems pretty awkward to have someone looking at your genitals area.... Well we didn't sit there and stare into their "areas". We just conspicuously looked back once in a while. | ||
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shinvega
Canada1 Post
[ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] So we had 4 urinals and you would always pick the one closest to the end and never use one that is at least 1 urinal away. Anyway on to the story (which has nothing to do with any of this LOL) our little friend wanted to take a piss so we followed him in secretly to the bathroom and while he was pissing we kicked him right into the urinal so that he would piss all over his pants or something equally funny. But he immediately turned around with his dick still in his hand shocked and embarrased with 5 guys in the bathroom with him scarred at the hideous sight. One guy noticed he didnt have any pubes yet and we made fun of him for this for the entire year. Oh and one time when i was working at the CNE (canadian national exhibiton) I went to the bathroom (geez both stories about bathrooms) and the place was completely empty. So i took a piss and this old guy (must have been like in his 40s) walked in and USED THE URINAL RIGHT NEXT TO MINE WTF?! THERE WAS LIKE 20 LINED UP AND HE DECIDES TO DO THIS. What the fuck was this guy thinking. And he started to talk to me and I think he took a peek at my dick. Now he must have been gay or really ashamed of his dick size because i cant think of any other reason. Fucking weird. | ||
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CFDragon
United States304 Posts
On October 01 2008 22:00 shinvega wrote: Anyway on to the story (which has nothing to do with any of this LOL) Fuck, I was taking notes, thought that it'd be on the test. Anyway, in Video Productions in the final period of the day senior year, the group I was in did absolutely nothing. The first assignment we did was the final exam, and I did that one by myself pretty much. Well, what we'd do each day to grab a camera, tell the teacher we're going to go film and work dutifully on our project, and then just tour the school. This lead the three of us to many endeavors both funny and awkward. One of which was when we were hanging around the study hall room, usually just waking people up to be assholes. Well, after we got bored with that, we started walking around a bit. The study hall was right next to the special ed room, next to a staircase. One of the kids begins juggling the camera near the edge of the staircase. One of us (I think it was me) yells out very loudly "YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD." We got real silent real quick and kept walking. Another time we're just walking around outside the school. The other two in my group became fascinated that they found dog shit on the sidewalk. They kept trying to describe the scenario "It's dog shit, dude!" "It smells like fucking vagina!" Those two phrases kept being repeated by them over and over again, until they were screaming it! I was standing there trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, when a teacher calls out of the OPEN WINDOW NEXT TO THEM. To add hilarity to it, it was the sex ed class, and my sister (Freshman at the time) was in that class at the time, so I heard from her later that the entire conversation had been overheard, and the teacher was trying to ignore it for about five minutes until he decided it absolutely critical. Oh, wow, fun times... I could go on and on about that class. | ||
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Mandalor
Germany2362 Posts
Last semester I had to hold a presentation on linguistics in front of like 300 students. The tl.net mafia game had just started and to calm myself down before the presentation I had read the rules again. When the presentation was on, I said "paramedic" instead of "paradigmatic". Do you know these situations in which you're trying to stop laughing but simply cannot? Yeah, that was one of those. I guess pretty much everyone in that class thinks I'm a weirdo now  | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
I also remember my classmates do, they crawl their hands to your arm then to your hands which is holding your dick, what my friend did was when the hand got close enough, he redirected his dick to pee on the hand of the guy behind him, epic. | ||
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