EPTWeird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 15
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Smurg
Canada3819 Posts
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illeszt
United States350 Posts
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On October 02 2008 23:02 Dametri wrote: "Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro... etc etc. fixed | ||
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ktp
United States797 Posts
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Folca
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On October 03 2008 08:40 ktp wrote: There was a kid in our Junior physics class that loved to do stupid shit all the time. One day he decided to catch as many things as possible with his mouth. So a few people lined up near the table he sat at and everyone took turns throwing things at him. It was all fun and games until it got crazy and people just started throwing whatever objects they could find at his face. One of my friends takes a pen from the desk and hurls it right into the kids face, it hits him straight in the eye. He kid barrels over, covering his eye with both hands. "Oh shit you poked my eyes out!" he screamed. He had to leave school immediatetly, and the next day he came back wearing an eye patch. It turned out his eye had popped out of his socket, and the doctor had to put it back in. He wasn't angry at the guy who did it. He had a great sense of humor about it, and pretended to be a pirate the next 2 weeks. my eyes started watering after i read this... XD | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On October 02 2008 10:47 OmgIRok wrote: oh shiet, is your classmate by any chance Gunther? nope.. | ||
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Tsagacity
United States2124 Posts
My chemistry teacher was a bitch in every possible way, she was arrogant, strict, rude, boring... etc >.< She was horribly disgusting too--about 5 feet tall, 80 pounds, and said she looked like a drowned rat. She straddled the overhead projector every morning as she wheeled it out and turned it on, which was also very disgusting >.< Every day after that class, my friend and I would spend the next ten minutes walking to our next class and talking about how much we hated her  She was married to a soldier in Iraq and we couldn't believe that they ever had sex o.OAnyways, one morning this teacher (a tiny, tiny women who looks like a drowned rat!) and shouts: "CLASS, I HAVE GREAT NEWS!" It the only time I can ever remember seeing her smile. And my friend shouts from the back of the class: "YOU HAVE CANCER?!" The class went berserk with laughter because we all hated her so much, and I expected her to freak out in this kid, but she just ignored it and shouted gleefully, "IM PREGNANT!" I almost threw up :s | ||
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xhuwin
United States476 Posts
On October 03 2008 11:05 Tsagacity wrote: My favorite and best laugh-out-loud moment from high school: My chemistry teacher was a bitch in every possible way, she was arrogant, strict, rude, boring... etc >.< She was horribly disgusting too--about 5 feet tall, 80 pounds, and said she looked like a drowned rat. She straddled the overhead projector every morning as she wheeled it out and turned it on, which was also very disgusting >.< Every day after that class, my friend and I would spend the next ten minutes walking to our next class and talking about how much we hated her She was married to a soldier in Iraq and we couldn't believe that they ever had sex o.OAnyways, one morning this teacher (a tiny, tiny women who looks like a drowned rat!) and shouts: "CLASS, I HAVE GREAT NEWS!" It the only time I can ever remember seeing her smile. And my friend shouts from the back of the class: "YOU HAVE CANCER?!" The class went berserk with laughter because we all hated her so much, and I expected her to freak out in this kid, but she just ignored it and shouted gleefully, "IM PREGNANT!" I almost threw up :s Hahahaha cancer. | ||
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
About nasty chemistry teachers. We're in her class, and she's nasty and fat and has a mustache and all this... and there was this box on her desk? What is it? We all wonder. Then we see a pink vibrator.... a few of us were about to puke, some reasoned that it may have been confiscated. Anyway. Fucking nasty. | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
He was sleeping on desk cuz he didn't sleep at home cuz of a lot of projects and stuff he has to study for, so he found the refuge of the library. I think he was so damn sleepy that he was drooling. He was drooling for 3 hours and when he woke up, there was a fucking trail of saliva that found their way to the edge of the table and straight down the damn floor. What made it worse was that there were girls giggling near him cuz of the trail of drool, damn, I can't imagine the shame he felt after realizing that. | ||
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MeriaDoKk
Chile1726 Posts
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
CRAZY AWESOME CAncer teacher, lmao crazy We were doing a jeopardy powerpoint thingy in history, and theres a section called "Misc." and its my turn, so i decide to go for the misc $1000. My teacher's like 25, typical guy just got back from iraq. THe $1000 question is "Is Christine Pregnant?" (Christine is the teachers wife) and i'm like "uhh.." the whole class starts applause and so i infer that she is.. and say "yes" turns out she's not pregnant the whole class got hyped up and then it blew :[ | ||
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Elgar
United States231 Posts
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
In 10th grade I used to get like 5 hours sleep everyday because of SC and all. So in Spanish 2 one day after taking a test, I fell asleep on my test (first to finish). I'm guessing like 5 to 10 minutes passed when someone behind me nudged me awake with the tests getting handed up or something. So I passed the stack up to the nerdy kid in front of me and then was handing my own test over to him when suddenly a HUGE glob of drool flew from my test and splattered all over him, his desk and his backpack. He noticed right away but didn't realize it was drool LOL. So he was touching the drool all over him and going "eww what is this" while some of the classmates who noticed were laughing their asses off. The teacher was lecturing the kid later on about fooling around haha xD In 9th grade during gym class we had this teacher that was the most proud pompous jerk ever. He was the kind of adult that would feel good about himself by beating 9th graders in sports and stuff. Well oneday we were outside getting ready to go back into school after 45 minutes of soccer. All of us were facing him in front of the goal and he turned around and crouched to pick up a sack of soccer balls and cones. Right then I just kicked the nearest soccer ball toward his direction without even aiming. By utter chance, it soared right over his head and went into the goal (it would have hit him directly behind his head if he didn't crouch). Some kids noticed this and stifled their laughter right as the teacher just turned around with pissed off face at all of us. He said we wouldn't go inside (it was freezing outside) until someone told him who kicked the ball toward him. So we stayed outside for 5 minutes more until he just gave up and we went back in. | ||
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On October 05 2008 11:54 Warrior Madness wrote: That was an amazing story Smurg. I felt your suspense as you were telling it. I didn't know you could do that with text files. You can even make some pop-up pranks with them, I just forgot how to do them but you can. Did it once to a friend. | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
On September 30 2008 23:19 jello_biafra wrote: If someone did that to me I would be forced to kill them I think. OMG that's possibly the most offensive incident in this thread yet! haha i remember saying to this fat jewish kid in history class: "Dude, if i'm a nazi you'd be dead now!" This happened in front of like 30 people lool I can't remember why i said that but no one else find it funny. | ||
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