That's funnier than the actual story...which is just. yeah. uh. weird. yeah.
Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 17
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
That's funnier than the actual story...which is just. yeah. uh. weird. yeah. | ||
IsseiL
United States2 Posts
Edit: Oh, and I'm new to TL. SO far, I think it's great! (-b^^)-b | ||
BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On November 10 2008 15:00 IsseiL wrote: Back in 10th grade, I was seriously in love with my English teacher, Mrs. Rodrigues. She was 43 and was pretty skinny. She had a couple of wrinkles but I didn't pay any attention. She also had this lispy, light voice that gave me shivers. But I digress. On the last day of my sophmore year(I had her 7th period which meant that I had to take her exam last, but I had the option to exempt it) she offered, of all people including the kiss-assing girls that are in every class, me a bagel. I was fucking on cloud 9. I spent the next 90 minutes slowly chewing my bagel and at some point I guess I was staring at the teacher because the next thing I knew she was shouting my name. I was shaken from my reverie and I was red from embarrassment because I knew she knew I was staring at her. When the test was over and everyone was running to get out, she looked at me and said, "Have a nice summer" and winked. Even though nothing happened, I swear I had like sooo many awesome dreams that summer. HAhahaha! I bet that wink made your freaking day. | ||
tika
127 Posts
On September 25 2008 15:03 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Weird moment/girl. Her name was Katherine. During precalculus (sophomore year in college) we used to have these 10 minute breaks because the class was fairly long and we could go out and get a drink or something and then come back and finish lecture, there was this girl that sat in front of me. This girl was insanely hot, it was like the type of girl that doesn't really know how hot she is. Anyways during class I zone out incredibly bad and start entertaining myself in certain ways, playing with pencil, or messing with the people around me. My friend who we shared about 4 classes together learned to sit behind because of this. One random day I took my pencil and slightly passed it through her hair without really thinking it. She felt it and threw her hair back with her hand in such a manner as to say, "hi". I then the same thing again, but this time with my finger, this might seem weird to some people, but I'm really a "touchy" person and very outgoing if the conditions are right and I like the other person. Eventually that led to me randomly playing with her hair, and I even put it in braids a couple times lol. But it gets even "weirder" by the normal persons sense of the word. This eventually led up to her placing her head on my desk and I would start to slightly caressing her hair during the break. Gets better, by this time we talked a lot and saw each other in the lounge outside our classroom. When I would stop caressing her hair she would start to purr (yes like a cat) or say "hmmmmm". The first time I responded with, "more?" and she with her eyes closed nodded her head. (I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOL). People in the class looked at me (I'm consider myself an average to below average looking guy and this girl was hot lol) and were like WTF is going on? This was the time of the 2girls1cup discovery era, me, my friend, and this girl were having a discussion about it, people around us heard, and then everyone jumped into it lol. This was a nice ice breaker for the entire class. I really want to go back to that time and see how much further I could of gotten. Last day (final's day) she swirled my hair around and said goodbye, I was still taking the test when she did this. She transffered out the next semester to Texas very far away. She didn't say anything about it, but I'm currently stalking her on facebook to see if she drops by again. Hopefully we'll meet again... ![]() i had a girl like that...lost her too...if you meet her again don't be a pussy - get straight out on a date - else she'll hate you forever | ||
tika
127 Posts
On September 25 2008 15:20 MyCrow wrote: Saying orgasm instead of organism when I was reading out loud in middle school and pausing for a good 10 seconds while the teacher stared me down. my mother done that...while we were at school... | ||
tika
127 Posts
On September 25 2008 16:20 evanthebouncy! wrote: Lol i think mine was when I was 12 my dad and I lived w/ bunch of other ppl under 1 house as roomates. at one night I went to peep on this girl taking a shower and she found out and went squeaking, I forgot how I got back into my room(I looked from outside the house) w/o being discovered. Good thing is we all moved out soon afterwards so I don't think she ever figured out. I didn't get erection for a good 3 months afterwards, shit was so scary rofl. i think u posted this story in full in the past XD spying on people...i guess you'd have to have been there for it to make sense | ||
tika
127 Posts
On September 25 2008 20:38 -orb- wrote: Hahhahaha I remember when that used to happen to me. I'd always find some creative way to hide it like holding my backpack in front of me, etc I'm having trouble coming up with stuff (jeez I can't remember anything). I do remember that when I was a senior in high school, I was taking gym (you only needed to take 1 year), and I was the only senior in the class, everyone else was a freshman, cause I had been too lazy to take it freshman year. I was really weak tho so I wasn't like the senior that could kick the crap out of the rest of the kids or anything. In any case at one point we were playing football, and I remember I got knocked backwards and flew my hands out to catch myself, and landed with my arm locked and broke my arm. I just remember being so fucking embarassed that I had just broken my arm playing football in the grass with a bunch of freshmen. It felt pathetic. Not to mention painful hahaha every. single. car journey to/from school. would have to hold my breath as we approached the school to starve my poor self of oxygen in order to deflate. | ||
tika
127 Posts
On September 26 2008 04:50 il0seonpurpose wrote: Can guys or girls get an orgasm pre puberty? yes of course they can wtf -___- since like a few months old | ||
SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On October 28 2008 19:33 Lamentations wrote: Only one I can really remember is a phase in early high school where I tended to take whatever someone had said and say "I'm..." before it. Much like the 'You're..." (example: That is lame. "You're lame!") For example, if someone said something is cool, it was a habit to go "I'M cool!" or something stupid. Anyway it kind of backfired one time in maths where a mate next to me said "This worksheet is hard" or something along those lines. Needless to say I proceeded to yell out to the class "I'm hard!". -_- Wahahaha! | ||
Demoninja
United States1190 Posts
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tika
127 Posts
On November 10 2008 23:52 Demoninja wrote: Anything with kids like 7 and under isn't perverted. They're just discovering their uh body. well i knew a 15 year old girl (or was it 17??) who had to ask "how do girls masturbate" ...... o.O | ||
BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On November 11 2008 01:50 tika wrote: well i knew a 15 year old girl (or was it 17??) who had to ask "how do girls masturbate" ...... o.O Its more complicated for woman. ![]() | ||
Z3rgFTW
Australia25 Posts
Okay, This is mine - Nothing happened to me, but I was there. ;D I can remember one day last year in my high school (which im still in D ![]() | ||
tika
127 Posts
don't know about that, think she was just a sheltered dumbass who just never happened to stumble upon it XD wonder if bill has had a go yet ??????? XD | ||
SirTea
United States48 Posts
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
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rA.Hippie
Denmark714 Posts
On December 02 2008 10:32 SirTea wrote: All last year 4chan was unblocked at school. I had web design. I'm sitting on /b/ and this chick looks over at my screen and all she says is, "Why is she naked?" I replied with, "this is 4chan." LOLOLOL | ||
HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
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Ftrunkz
Australia2474 Posts
Oh my god it was so awkward. The worst part is we had chem straight after in which we sat next to each other... Usually we were very loud and talkative... but that was one quiet chem lesson haha. She was a cool girl tho, i apologized and we got over the awkwardness quickly and went on being friends for the rest of the year, haven't seen her much since we finished tho haha. | ||
Salv
Canada3083 Posts
Since it was mandatory and I had done it the year prior; my two friends and I didn't think we would win, so we didn't practice much until the day before. We were all kind of freaking out because we didn't know the words and we came up with the idea to just do really crazy and stupid dance moves and hopefully no one would be paying attention to the fact that we hardly knew the song. When it was our turn, we went up there and began and started dancing and the class was laughing. We figured we were doing a good job because everyone was laughing and it looked like they were having a good time; even the teacher was in tears. When we were done, we went back and sat down and we all thought we were the shit for doing such a good job and making everyone laugh; so I asked a guy next to me how it was, thinking he'd reply; "That was fucking awesome!" or something to stroke my ego. Instead he said, "Dude, your fly was undone the whole time." So apparently I was up there doing crotch thrusts and dance moves while my fly was wide open and everyone was laughing at that, We never won. | ||
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