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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 10 2008 06:11 GMT
#321
^^ Lol wtf you bumped to write that. With your first post too wow...

That's funnier than the actual story...which is just. yeah. uh. weird. yeah.
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IsseiL
Profile Joined November 2008
United States2 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-10 06:17:52
November 10 2008 06:13 GMT
#322
I didn't have an ulterior motive. I just really like talking about that teacher. My friends still said i should have done something >.>

Edit: Oh, and I'm new to TL. SO far, I think it's great! (-b^^)-b
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
November 10 2008 06:41 GMT
#323
On November 10 2008 15:00 IsseiL wrote:
Back in 10th grade, I was seriously in love with my English teacher, Mrs. Rodrigues. She was 43 and was pretty skinny. She had a couple of wrinkles but I didn't pay any attention. She also had this lispy, light voice that gave me shivers. But I digress.

On the last day of my sophmore year(I had her 7th period which meant that I had to take her exam last, but I had the option to exempt it) she offered, of all people including the kiss-assing girls that are in every class, me a bagel. I was fucking on cloud 9. I spent the next 90 minutes slowly chewing my bagel and at some point I guess I was staring at the teacher because the next thing I knew she was shouting my name. I was shaken from my reverie and I was red from embarrassment because I knew she knew I was staring at her. When the test was over and everyone was running to get out, she looked at me and said, "Have a nice summer" and winked.

Even though nothing happened, I swear I had like sooo many awesome dreams that summer.

HAhahaha!

I bet that wink made your freaking day.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
tika
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
127 Posts
November 10 2008 11:49 GMT
#324
On September 25 2008 15:03 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Weird moment/girl. Her name was Katherine.

During precalculus (sophomore year in college) we used to have these 10 minute breaks because the class was fairly long and we could go out and get a drink or something and then come back and finish lecture, there was this girl that sat in front of me. This girl was insanely hot, it was like the type of girl that doesn't really know how hot she is.

Anyways during class I zone out incredibly bad and start entertaining myself in certain ways, playing with pencil, or messing with the people around me. My friend who we shared about 4 classes together learned to sit behind because of this. One random day I took my pencil and slightly passed it through her hair without really thinking it. She felt it and threw her hair back with her hand in such a manner as to say, "hi". I then the same thing again, but this time with my finger, this might seem weird to some people, but I'm really a "touchy" person and very outgoing if the conditions are right and I like the other person.

Eventually that led to me randomly playing with her hair, and I even put it in braids a couple times lol. But it gets even "weirder" by the normal persons sense of the word. This eventually led up to her placing her head on my desk and I would start to slightly caressing her hair during the break. Gets better, by this time we talked a lot and saw each other in the lounge outside our classroom. When I would stop caressing her hair she would start to purr (yes like a cat) or say "hmmmmm". The first time I responded with, "more?" and she with her eyes closed nodded her head. (I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOL). People in the class looked at me (I'm consider myself an average to below average looking guy and this girl was hot lol) and were like WTF is going on?

This was the time of the 2girls1cup discovery era, me, my friend, and this girl were having a discussion about it, people around us heard, and then everyone jumped into it lol. This was a nice ice breaker for the entire class. I really want to go back to that time and see how much further I could of gotten. Last day (final's day) she swirled my hair around and said goodbye, I was still taking the test when she did this. She transffered out the next semester to Texas very far away. She didn't say anything about it, but I'm currently stalking her on facebook to see if she drops by again. Hopefully we'll meet again...



i had a girl like that...lost her too...if you meet her again don't be a pussy - get straight out on a date - else she'll hate you forever
tika
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
127 Posts
November 10 2008 11:50 GMT
#325
On September 25 2008 15:20 MyCrow wrote:
Saying orgasm instead of organism when I was reading out loud in middle school and pausing for a good 10 seconds while the teacher stared me down.


my mother done that...while we were at school...
tika
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
127 Posts
November 10 2008 11:53 GMT
#326
On September 25 2008 16:20 evanthebouncy! wrote:
Lol i think mine was when I was 12 my dad and I lived w/ bunch of other ppl under 1 house as roomates. at one night I went to peep on this girl taking a shower and she found out and went squeaking, I forgot how I got back into my room(I looked from outside the house) w/o being discovered. Good thing is we all moved out soon afterwards so I don't think she ever figured out. I didn't get erection for a good 3 months afterwards, shit was so scary rofl.



i think u posted this story in full in the past XD spying on people...i guess you'd have to have been there for it to make sense
tika
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
127 Posts
November 10 2008 12:12 GMT
#327
On September 25 2008 20:38 -orb- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2008 20:08 SexY[RawR] wrote:
You guys ever get those random boners out of no where?

Well we were giving a report in front of the class. And hell he was taking volunteers so i was just gonna sit back till like the end of the class to give it. Half way through i got a boner...a full fledge hard cock. And hes say "Burka, your up."(Burka = Last name) "Sir, uhhh can someone else go im not ready." "Burka, you had all of the week and at the begining of the class." Mean while i got sweat pants and sweat shirt on and its just sticking out.

I get up and he says sit down. Right when i stood up. haha the whole class was laughing.

Good times. I have a shit load of stories. Highschool was great.


Hahhahaha I remember when that used to happen to me.

I'd always find some creative way to hide it like holding my backpack in front of me, etc

I'm having trouble coming up with stuff (jeez I can't remember anything).

I do remember that when I was a senior in high school, I was taking gym (you only needed to take 1 year), and I was the only senior in the class, everyone else was a freshman, cause I had been too lazy to take it freshman year.

I was really weak tho so I wasn't like the senior that could kick the crap out of the rest of the kids or anything. In any case at one point we were playing football, and I remember I got knocked backwards and flew my hands out to catch myself, and landed with my arm locked and broke my arm.

I just remember being so fucking embarassed that I had just broken my arm playing football in the grass with a bunch of freshmen. It felt pathetic. Not to mention painful hahaha



every. single. car journey to/from school. would have to hold my breath as we approached the school to starve my poor self of oxygen in order to deflate.
tika
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
127 Posts
November 10 2008 12:27 GMT
#328
On September 26 2008 04:50 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2008 04:43 CapO wrote:
wow too many funny stories.. i'm reading everyone's post in a computer lab/library, and i gotta stop myself from LOLing.

anyway, my story isn't funny, but i remember i was either a 1st grader or a 2nd grader in the elementary school i attended in korea.

everyone sat in pairs, and i sat with this cute girl. i'm pretty sure she was wearing some sorta skin tight pants. while the teacher was talking and teaching the class, i would sneak my right hand under the desk and rub and feel her left thigh she sat on the right side of me. she didn't mind at all. in fact, i think she enjoyed it, because i remember her smiling. and it felt so good, just touching and feeling her legs.

being a 1st grader, i definitely did not have knowledge of any contacts with women, except for kissing, but i loved it.

this was definitely one of the nature cases, in terms of nature vs nurture. what the fuck happened to my confidence around girls now a days? fuck. i used be a fucking baller in korea.



Can guys or girls get an orgasm pre puberty?


yes of course they can wtf -___- since like a few months old
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
November 10 2008 12:28 GMT
#329
On October 28 2008 19:33 Lamentations wrote:
Only one I can really remember is a phase in early high school where I tended to take whatever someone had said and say "I'm..." before it. Much like the 'You're..." (example: That is lame. "You're lame!")

For example, if someone said something is cool, it was a habit to go "I'M cool!" or something stupid.

Anyway it kind of backfired one time in maths where a mate next to me said "This worksheet is hard" or something along those lines. Needless to say I proceeded to yell out to the class "I'm hard!".

-_-

Wahahaha!
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
November 10 2008 14:52 GMT
#330
Anything with kids like 7 and under isn't perverted. They're just discovering their uh body.
tika
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
127 Posts
November 10 2008 16:50 GMT
#331
On November 10 2008 23:52 Demoninja wrote:
Anything with kids like 7 and under isn't perverted. They're just discovering their uh body.



well i knew a 15 year old girl (or was it 17??) who had to ask "how do girls masturbate" ...... o.O
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 10 2008 20:17 GMT
#332
On November 11 2008 01:50 tika wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 23:52 Demoninja wrote:
Anything with kids like 7 and under isn't perverted. They're just discovering their uh body.



well i knew a 15 year old girl (or was it 17??) who had to ask "how do girls masturbate" ...... o.O


Its more complicated for woman.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Z3rgFTW
Profile Joined October 2008
Australia25 Posts
November 11 2008 08:51 GMT
#333
Hey, Everyone Im new to TL, :D. So this is my First post.. great topic I think.. SO MANY Funny Stories. :L:L:L

Okay, This is mine - Nothing happened to me, but I was there. ;D

I can remember one day last year in my high school (which im still in D. It was math or science class (Teachers fdo both in Australia) and our ultra-awesome teacher was talking to us about math and other varying topics. When he went back to his desk my friend were sitting in front a whiteboard with these "Sharp Points" coming out (we were sitting about a meter maybe a meter and a half away from it).. so our teacher too dumb at the time walks between my friend and the whiteboard and he at the time stuck his leg out to get more comfortable, which knocked over our teacher and he caught his pants on the sharp white board corner, which then ripped the pants. this wasnt the funny part, but it was hilarious when he started swearing" Oh fuck, not my fuckin pants are fuckin ripped. SHIT!" as loud as he can. We start Laughing SO HARD, the class notices in about 5 seconds and they start laughing.. so, our teacher for the rest of the day walked around with a clipboard covering the rip (it was about 4inchs long). But omg everytime we see him we just go "Hey Burdogg!! Oh fuck, not my fuckin pants are fuckin ripped. SHIT!!!!" its now all a big joke... but at the time i could've died of laughter!
To out number the enemy, AND SWARM THEM!
tika
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
127 Posts
November 11 2008 11:28 GMT
#334
On November 11 2008 05:17 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2008 01:50 tika wrote:
On November 10 2008 23:52 Demoninja wrote:
Anything with kids like 7 and under isn't perverted. They're just discovering their uh body.



well i knew a 15 year old girl (or was it 17??) who had to ask "how do girls masturbate" ...... o.O


Its more complicated for woman.


don't know about that, think she was just a sheltered dumbass who just never happened to stumble upon it XD

wonder if bill has had a go yet ??????? XD
SirTea
Profile Joined October 2008
United States48 Posts
December 02 2008 01:32 GMT
#335
All last year 4chan was unblocked at school. I had web design. I'm sitting on /b/ and this chick looks over at my screen and all she says is, "Why is she naked?" I replied with, "this is 4chan."
Dream is Destiny
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
December 02 2008 03:45 GMT
#336
Lol @ "This is 4chan!"
u gotta sk8
rA.Hippie
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Denmark714 Posts
December 02 2008 03:51 GMT
#337
On December 02 2008 10:32 SirTea wrote:
All last year 4chan was unblocked at school. I had web design. I'm sitting on /b/ and this chick looks over at my screen and all she says is, "Why is she naked?" I replied with, "this is 4chan."

LOLOLOL
I love teh shisha.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 02 2008 03:58 GMT
#338
How did I miss this thread???!? Time to catch up.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
December 02 2008 04:12 GMT
#339
me and another friend had just started becoming good friends with 2 girls that were in physics with us in year 12, anyway, we were all getting along well and this one girl happened to be in 4 out of my 5 classes that year (which in a school only years 11 and 12 of ~2000 people, is pretty rare obv.). Anyway about a month into our friendship at the end of physics when we were all standing around and joking and making fun of each other etc, i was going to make a quote from scrubs (Don't know if anyone knows it, but anyway, the quote is when turk says to karla "You're just jelous 'cos your mums dead"). Anyway, i came out with it to this girl... Just i had no idea her mum actually died of cancer when she was in primary school... Made even worse by the fact that "my mum is actually dead" is a common fake response to that kind of joke just aimed to make the person feel bad, so i didn't believe her when she first said it until her friend just looked at me shocked.

Oh my god it was so awkward. The worst part is we had chem straight after in which we sat next to each other... Usually we were very loud and talkative... but that was one quiet chem lesson haha.

She was a cool girl tho, i apologized and we got over the awkwardness quickly and went on being friends for the rest of the year, haven't seen her much since we finished tho haha.
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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
December 02 2008 04:23 GMT
#340
My elementary school used to have lip sync contests every year and it was a mandatory assignment. You'd pick your group, pick a song and get to practice during class time, usually in other empty classes. The best group in each class would go on to the gym to do their lip sync in front of the school and compete against the best in the other classes.

Since it was mandatory and I had done it the year prior; my two friends and I didn't think we would win, so we didn't practice much until the day before. We were all kind of freaking out because we didn't know the words and we came up with the idea to just do really crazy and stupid dance moves and hopefully no one would be paying attention to the fact that we hardly knew the song. When it was our turn, we went up there and began and started dancing and the class was laughing. We figured we were doing a good job because everyone was laughing and it looked like they were having a good time; even the teacher was in tears. When we were done, we went back and sat down and we all thought we were the shit for doing such a good job and making everyone laugh; so I asked a guy next to me how it was, thinking he'd reply; "That was fucking awesome!" or something to stroke my ego. Instead he said, "Dude, your fly was undone the whole time." So apparently I was up there doing crotch thrusts and dance moves while my fly was wide open and everyone was laughing at that,

We never won.
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