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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
June 13 2007 20:20 GMT
#141
this thread keeps getting better. i woke up this morning and exalted still hasnt confirmed he's alive.
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SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 13 2007 20:32 GMT
#142
On June 14 2007 05:20 Hawk wrote:
this thread keeps getting better. i woke up this morning and exalted still hasnt confirmed he's alive.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
June 13 2007 20:33 GMT
#143
Cast hallucination on the spider, he will be outnumbered and run away.+ Show Spoiler +
hopefully wont get any backup
lastshadow
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1372 Posts
June 13 2007 20:43 GMT
#144
eric you can try laying spider mines. Otherwise alot of noise disturbs the spider and will force it to go into an "awake" state. After this any sort of shock in its tempement will affect it instantly and it should move towards or away from the target.
Patience is a small price to pay for perfection.
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
June 13 2007 20:45 GMT
#145
On June 13 2007 23:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 21:57 Manifesto7 wrote:
Yeah like drunkeness and betting...


In some countries spiders are the pioneers of dentistry. Fuckers can clean a good gum.


What country would this be? That is scary...
WaterCup
Profile Joined July 2005
United States73 Posts
June 13 2007 20:52 GMT
#146
This sure dwarfs my humiliation in Korea.
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
June 13 2007 21:02 GMT
#147
On June 14 2007 05:32 MYM.Testie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2007 05:20 Hawk wrote:
this thread keeps getting better. i woke up this morning and exalted still hasnt confirmed he's alive.
To sup with the mighty ones, one must climb the path of daggers.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
June 13 2007 21:50 GMT
#148
eric, buddy! confirm that you're alive pls!
btw, i suggest you call a friend who's close to you (in distance), explain him what you're going throught and he'll come move the desk, grab a book (a bible if u have any, maybe the only use of it) hit the spider untill it looks like a stain and you're saved! hurray!
or if you're in a campus, call a girl from the next room to kill the spider (the girls usually tend to be more helpful in this kind of situations)

tl.net i suggest we form a special crisis committee!
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 22:21:04
June 13 2007 21:58 GMT
#149
Edit: Manifesto already linked it

Man up, you can't keep dodging the spider, you arent fayth.

If you won.
+ Show Spoiler +
Told you, dont be such a girl (+1 testosterone)


If you lost.
+ Show Spoiler +
You probably aren't reading this.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
June 13 2007 22:01 GMT
#150
Yeah, but that's also a manly spider that mani fought to the death. Fucker's huge. Exalted is probably blubbering about a daddy long legs or something.
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Chosi
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Germany1309 Posts
June 13 2007 22:31 GMT
#151
The most simple solutions is most likely the best one:

Burn your room/house and build a new, spiderfree, one.
Someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.
zonbi
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Hungary514 Posts
June 13 2007 22:40 GMT
#152
last picture, made by eric's gf
[image loading]
Have you ever had sex with a zonbi?
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
June 13 2007 22:47 GMT
#153
i wonder what heroic stuff will they put on exalted's grave: "died in battle" - that will take away some of the shock of being killed like a fucking pansy that he is
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 13 2007 22:48 GMT
#154
god how did i miss this.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 13 2007 23:30 GMT
#155
so exalted.. how's it going so far? report in, sir. Have you gotten that little fucker yet? if all fails you could try calling this guy


[image loading]


all you have to do is just say his name three times.

Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
betel...... (you finish it)

Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!
He will pop out of nowhere and take care of it np.
XK ßubonic
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 13 2007 23:47 GMT
#156
On June 14 2007 01:32 HappyFeetO_O wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 21:56 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On June 13 2007 21:50 Laverick wrote:
On June 13 2007 19:25 Detonate wrote:
Fun Fact: The average human eats 6-8 spiders in their lifetime. Hope your hungry when you go to bed


That's an urban legend. :-/

Everyone breathes when they're asleep and spiders run away at the sign of something breathing on them. It won't even go anywhere near your mouth. The only possible way you could swallow one is if it falls off the ceiling into your mouth, which is highly unlikely, especially if you sleep with your mouth shut.


That isnt "the only possible way" you can swallow a spider.


What is this, Fox News? Quote the whole sentence that you're using and then figure out what you did wrong.

hint: there is a qualifier at the end of the sentence.


hint: no there isnt.

double hint: he still was essentially saying there is only one unlikely way to swallow a spider.

triple hint: fuck off
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
June 13 2007 23:48 GMT
#157
HINT BREAKER!!
Moderator<:3-/-<
Fanharijo
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway12 Posts
June 13 2007 23:55 GMT
#158

Put a cup of coffe on your desk and wait alittle, and hope it is not a crack-cocaine spider -_-
oOooOo
inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
June 14 2007 00:02 GMT
#159
ahhhhh, i have a huge spiderphobia SPIDERS NO THANKS

last time i had one in my room, i was sitting like a hunter on my bed for like an hour, i had no idea where it was, constantly sweating, just waiting for it to show. and from nowhere it appeared under my desc, i quickly threw a book at it, i was waiting another 2-3 min to see if it was still alive. but it didnt show. so after heavy consideration of how to remove the book to be as far as possible from the spidercorpse, or live spider, i turned it around and IT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING, it was half alive, its long legs moving like a fucking helicopter.. AWDHASUDb =[
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
June 14 2007 00:04 GMT
#160
ok i got it its dead now
too easy
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