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QuanticHawk
United States32044 Posts
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
On June 14 2007 05:20 Hawk wrote: this thread keeps getting better. i woke up this morning and exalted still hasnt confirmed he's alive. | ||
niteReloaded
Croatia5281 Posts
hopefully wont get any backup | ||
lastshadow
United States1372 Posts
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yokohama
United States1116 Posts
On June 13 2007 23:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote: In some countries spiders are the pioneers of dentistry. Fuckers can clean a good gum. What country would this be? That is scary... | ||
WaterCup
United States73 Posts
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Jim
Sweden1965 Posts
On June 14 2007 05:32 MYM.Testie wrote: | ||
Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
btw, i suggest you call a friend who's close to you (in distance), explain him what you're going throught and he'll come move the desk, grab a book (a bible if u have any, maybe the only use of it) hit the spider untill it looks like a stain and you're saved! hurray! or if you're in a campus, call a girl from the next room to kill the spider (the girls usually tend to be more helpful in this kind of situations) tl.net i suggest we form a special crisis committee! | ||
MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
Man up, you can't keep dodging the spider, you arent fayth. If you won. + Show Spoiler + Told you, dont be such a girl (+1 testosterone) If you lost. + Show Spoiler + You probably aren't reading this. | ||
QuanticHawk
United States32044 Posts
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Chosi
Germany1302 Posts
Burn your room/house and build a new, spiderfree, one. | ||
zonbi
Hungary514 Posts
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vhallee
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
![]() all you have to do is just say his name three times. Betelgeuse Betelgeuse betel...... (you finish it) Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose! He will pop out of nowhere and take care of it np. | ||
iNcontroL
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USA29055 Posts
On June 14 2007 01:32 HappyFeetO_O wrote: What is this, Fox News? Quote the whole sentence that you're using and then figure out what you did wrong. hint: there is a qualifier at the end of the sentence. hint: no there isnt. double hint: he still was essentially saying there is only one unlikely way to swallow a spider. triple hint: fuck off | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
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Fanharijo
Norway12 Posts
Put a cup of coffe on your desk and wait alittle, and hope it is not a crack-cocaine spider -_- | ||
inc
Sweden889 Posts
![]() ![]() last time i had one in my room, i was sitting like a hunter on my bed for like an hour, i had no idea where it was, constantly sweating, just waiting for it to show. and from nowhere it appeared under my desc, i quickly threw a book at it, i was waiting another 2-3 min to see if it was still alive. but it didnt show. so after heavy consideration of how to remove the book to be as far as possible from the spidercorpse, or live spider, i turned it around and IT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING, it was half alive, its long legs moving like a fucking helicopter.. AWDHASUDb =[ | ||
exalted
United States3612 Posts
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