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~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
June 13 2007 12:37 GMT
#121
DUDE...just mutate the spider, and LET it bite you....you'll be able to cling to walls and shoot webs =D
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 13 2007 12:40 GMT
#122
decaf hes being honest, hes just that fucking stupid.
Jaddzilla
Profile Joined April 2006
United States111 Posts
June 13 2007 12:47 GMT
#123
Exalted, when it techs to defilers, we want video..
Laverick
Profile Joined October 2006
Canada123 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 13:37:12
June 13 2007 12:50 GMT
#124
On June 13 2007 19:25 Detonate wrote:
Fun Fact: The average human eats 6-8 spiders in their lifetime. Hope your hungry when you go to bed


That's an urban legend. :-/

Everyone breathes when they're asleep and spiders run away at the sign of something breathing on them. It won't even go anywhere near your mouth. The only possible way you could swallow one in your sleep is if it falls off the ceiling into your mouth, which is highly unlikely, especially if you sleep with your mouth shut.
xTc)Laverick - Leader of Team Ecstasy
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 13 2007 12:56 GMT
#125
On June 13 2007 21:50 Laverick wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 19:25 Detonate wrote:
Fun Fact: The average human eats 6-8 spiders in their lifetime. Hope your hungry when you go to bed


That's an urban legend. :-/

Everyone breathes when they're asleep and spiders run away at the sign of something breathing on them. It won't even go anywhere near your mouth. The only possible way you could swallow one is if it falls off the ceiling into your mouth, which is highly unlikely, especially if you sleep with your mouth shut.


That isnt "the only possible way" you can swallow a spider.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27179 Posts
June 13 2007 12:57 GMT
#126
Yeah like drunkeness and betting...
ModeratorGodfather
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 13:16:56
June 13 2007 13:16 GMT
#127
I have a SLIGHT case of arachnophobia, so I have an understanding of his position. It's so not fun :-P

But that aside... loooooooooooooooool@you
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 13:28:43
June 13 2007 13:23 GMT
#128
same i was mildy traumatized as a young boy in an experience w/ spiders, and hearing i could die from getting bitten and that they (black widows) were common enough in our area (friends seeing them in their house) had me scared enough. I recently saw what I think was a black widow downstairs, a bit scary yeah, those things can leave a mark. sides that though I just hate getting normal spider bites they really annoy me and I get a lot of them for some reason, my bro always said the spiders love (to bite) me

BUT ANYWAY ive never been as scared as exalted haha, he reminds me of how my brother would sometimes act. god once you see them it's just annoying to try and kill those speedy dudes that hide
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 13:40:08
June 13 2007 13:39 GMT
#129
On June 13 2007 19:14 evanthebouncy! wrote:
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On June 13 2007 18:33 IntoTheWow wrote:
Well it seems that this spider is going to die of hunger then.


nah they can live like 2/3 months with out food, it's proven that black widow can live 1 year w/ no food. Makes sense too, it's kinda rare for bugs to ramdonly fly into a net, and they had alot of time to wait and wait.

Well spiders are not that bad, I had to take out around 10 spiders every months, they just crawl on you for abit before you can put them outside your window, it's not bad...


He was saying that Exalted has no brain for the spider to feed off of.

And honestly, what more can we expect from a Lacoste wearing nancy like exalted? His watch might get scratched if he swung a notebook.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12816 Posts
June 13 2007 13:43 GMT
#130
On June 13 2007 22:39 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 19:14 evanthebouncy! wrote:
On June 13 2007 18:33 IntoTheWow wrote:
Well it seems that this spider is going to die of hunger then.


nah they can live like 2/3 months with out food, it's proven that black widow can live 1 year w/ no food. Makes sense too, it's kinda rare for bugs to ramdonly fly into a net, and they had alot of time to wait and wait.

Well spiders are not that bad, I had to take out around 10 spiders every months, they just crawl on you for abit before you can put them outside your window, it's not bad...


He was saying that Exalted has no brain for the spider to feed off of.

And honestly, what more can we expect from a Lacoste wearing nancy like exalted? His watch might get scratched if he swung a notebook.


Ooooooooooh! I didn't realize his post was in connection w/ the one above it. That's a low blow haha :X
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
June 13 2007 13:50 GMT
#131
On June 13 2007 21:50 Laverick wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 19:25 Detonate wrote:
Fun Fact: The average human eats 6-8 spiders in their lifetime. Hope your hungry when you go to bed


That's an urban legend. :-/

Everyone breathes when they're asleep and spiders run away at the sign of something breathing on them. It won't even go anywhere near your mouth. The only possible way you could swallow one in your sleep is if it falls off the ceiling into your mouth, which is highly unlikely, especially if you sleep with your mouth shut.


Or there are just people who eat spiders and raise the average for all the people who don't.
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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
June 13 2007 13:57 GMT
#132
On June 13 2007 19:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
holy fucking shit the bw jokes have got to either get better or stop.


no, there are some people that just dont got the touch
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RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13530 Posts
June 13 2007 14:06 GMT
#133
If there's one thing we can take out of this thread it's that people have a very low opinion of exalted.

Which is completley warranted.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 13 2007 14:10 GMT
#134
On June 13 2007 21:57 Manifesto7 wrote:
Yeah like drunkeness and betting...


In some countries spiders are the pioneers of dentistry. Fuckers can clean a good gum.
Chosi
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Germany1309 Posts
June 13 2007 16:28 GMT
#135
Get one of those and let it run in your room, it will kill the spider and then there is nothing more to be afraid of (:



Someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.
HappyFeetO_O
Profile Joined June 2007
China350 Posts
June 13 2007 16:32 GMT
#136
On June 13 2007 21:56 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 21:50 Laverick wrote:
On June 13 2007 19:25 Detonate wrote:
Fun Fact: The average human eats 6-8 spiders in their lifetime. Hope your hungry when you go to bed


That's an urban legend. :-/

Everyone breathes when they're asleep and spiders run away at the sign of something breathing on them. It won't even go anywhere near your mouth. The only possible way you could swallow one is if it falls off the ceiling into your mouth, which is highly unlikely, especially if you sleep with your mouth shut.


That isnt "the only possible way" you can swallow a spider.


What is this, Fox News? Quote the whole sentence that you're using and then figure out what you did wrong.

hint: there is a qualifier at the end of the sentence.
Bird sings why the caged I know
turk
Profile Joined July 2006
United States383 Posts
June 13 2007 16:33 GMT
#137
dude! i'm being terrorized by a giant moth right now. it's trying to get out so i'm trying to catch it and let it out so it doesn't make scratching noises while i'm studying/sleeping but it hit me in the face. it'll fly for a little bit hit something and then just lie there to rest and then start bouncing off wall/objects again.
conforming to nonconformity
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
June 13 2007 16:45 GMT
#138
take off the ring
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
Laverick
Profile Joined October 2006
Canada123 Posts
June 13 2007 16:46 GMT
#139
On June 14 2007 01:33 turk wrote:
dude! i'm being terrorized by a giant moth right now. it's trying to get out so i'm trying to catch it and let it out so it doesn't make scratching noises while i'm studying/sleeping but it hit me in the face. it'll fly for a little bit hit something and then just lie there to rest and then start bouncing off wall/objects again.


Haha same here man, that things been flying around my house for the past two days. I'm too lazy to catch it.
xTc)Laverick - Leader of Team Ecstasy
SunnYPianO
Profile Joined June 2007
United States37 Posts
June 13 2007 17:21 GMT
#140
man up son
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