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PoP-sicle
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada418 Posts
June 13 2007 08:44 GMT
#81
no,

imma man ~~
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
June 13 2007 08:51 GMT
#82
lmfao omg im laughing so hard. "Use your purse" lmfao hahahaha

exalted im sorry to hear that
better take very special care of your lacoste shirts and watch. find a tall chair grab all your precious clothes and stand on it screaming. that'll do the trick.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
June 13 2007 08:51 GMT
#83
On June 13 2007 17:43 fanta[Rn] wrote:
I love you bioboyAT.
Did anyone else check his desk after reading the OP's post? :o

Lol I read desc as in description and was wondering what was so special with their descriptions --;

And no, cause we don't have any dangerous spiders in sweden :D
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 13 2007 09:06 GMT
#84
Still no update from the OP?...
Spider 1 (with rep)
Exalted 0

The spider probably owns the room and everything in it by now.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
June 13 2007 09:08 GMT
#85
On June 13 2007 16:58 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 16:50 BroOd wrote:
take off your pants and lie down, it'll probably just get sucked into your gaping vagina.


gawd steal my joke less


you mean south park's joke?
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
June 13 2007 09:09 GMT
#86
On June 13 2007 14:12 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
i once dropped a textbook on this spider in my room

picked up the textbook and WTF it's alive and charges at me



needless to say i was hospitalised for a week
LOL
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13365 Posts
June 13 2007 09:13 GMT
#87
Spider: Neck snapped, no re.

Exalted has left the game.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
June 13 2007 09:17 GMT
#88
On June 13 2007 18:06 MYM.Testie wrote:
Still no update from the OP?...
Spider 1 (with rep)
Exalted 0

The spider probably owns the room and everything in it by now.


The spider probably plays piano, has a wardrobe full of lacoste shirts, plays Terran @ 300 apm and got accepted into Harvard.
Moderator<:3-/-<
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 13 2007 09:18 GMT
#89
If Exalted has a girlfriend, the spider is probably having sex with her right now.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20155 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 09:22:05
June 13 2007 09:21 GMT
#90
On June 13 2007 18:18 MYM.Testie wrote:
If Exalted has a girlfriend, the spider is probably having sex with her right now.


Dont be silly. There is no "if". Exalted is dating 7 supermodels, one for each day of the week.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
June 13 2007 09:22 GMT
#91
On June 13 2007 18:18 MYM.Testie wrote:
If Exalted has a girlfriend, the spider is probably having sex with her right now.


That is mean Testie, what if he really got bit and is DYING?!?!
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 13 2007 09:23 GMT
#92
Good thing the spider's got 8 legs.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
June 13 2007 09:27 GMT
#93
I hear some spiders like to wait until it's dark, and then burrow through your ear canal and into your brain. Once there, they can comfortably feast like kings on your brain matter.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
June 13 2007 09:33 GMT
#94
Well it seems that this spider is going to die of hunger then.
Moderator<:3-/-<
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
June 13 2007 09:39 GMT
#95
On June 13 2007 18:08 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 16:58 Hawk wrote:
On June 13 2007 16:50 BroOd wrote:
take off your pants and lie down, it'll probably just get sucked into your gaping vagina.


gawd steal my joke less


you mean south park's joke?


haha is it?


exalted dead lol
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SunKistOranGeSoDa
Profile Joined May 2007
United States588 Posts
June 13 2007 09:44 GMT
#96
the spider is gonna post about a dead person in a dorm soon. just wait. =)
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal. -Winston Churchill
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
June 13 2007 09:53 GMT
#97
if there was a liquibet for this I wonder how the vote distribution would go
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
June 13 2007 09:55 GMT
#98
after spiderman 3, how the fuck can you be scared of spiders anymore?
you'll probably find it dead in corner, wrists slit and hair hanging limply over its face.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
June 13 2007 10:00 GMT
#99
haha @ all you suckers who wasted time/money to see that movie
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 10:03:32
June 13 2007 10:03 GMT
#100
Hey exalted, I have some help for you:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=54985
ModeratorGodfather
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