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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9641 Posts
June 14 2007 09:48 GMT
#201
lmfao you are my hero
SunnYPianO
Profile Joined June 2007
United States37 Posts
June 14 2007 10:44 GMT
#202
On June 14 2007 14:11 exalted wrote:
wtftit.jpg is one of the most disgusting photoshops, fucking plaguing my thread with your gross fetish


no i'm not interested in that stuff. honestly, i was tired of hearing all the lame responses to the lame post, and i wanted to see people's reactions.
이성은, FireBatHero. 삼성 칸 화이팅!
Reflex
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada703 Posts
June 14 2007 11:07 GMT
#203
On June 14 2007 13:15 SunnYPianO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2007 13:13 RaGnArOkY wrote:
On June 14 2007 13:03 SunnYPianO wrote:
On June 14 2007 09:26 DeadVessel wrote:
On June 14 2007 09:23 Kennigit wrote:
I heard about spiders that cut a small hole in their host and the the baby spiders in the sack eat their way out....you may want to check your scrotum a couple times.

xD


do any of you guys know that photo where this small insect did "tunnel" its way into a female breast, laid eggs, and then those eggs hatched and started to feed on the woman's mammary glands? they looked like bullet casings that were drilled into her breast


That was photoshopped.


well..don't say i didn't warn ya.
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......You... Didn't... Warn.... Me....
SunnYPianO
Profile Joined June 2007
United States37 Posts
June 14 2007 11:16 GMT
#204
On June 14 2007 20:07 Reflex] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2007 13:15 SunnYPianO wrote:
On June 14 2007 13:13 RaGnArOkY wrote:
On June 14 2007 13:03 SunnYPianO wrote:
On June 14 2007 09:26 DeadVessel wrote:
On June 14 2007 09:23 Kennigit wrote:
I heard about spiders that cut a small hole in their host and the the baby spiders in the sack eat their way out....you may want to check your scrotum a couple times.

xD


do any of you guys know that photo where this small insect did "tunnel" its way into a female breast, laid eggs, and then those eggs hatched and started to feed on the woman's mammary glands? they looked like bullet casings that were drilled into her breast


That was photoshopped.


well..don't say i didn't warn ya.
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]



......You... Didn't... Warn.... Me....


sorry. i'm assuming people understood from the statement that the warning was implicit.
이성은, FireBatHero. 삼성 칸 화이팅!
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
June 14 2007 11:25 GMT
#205

Jaguar vs Anaconda


I have to watch this now.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
June 14 2007 12:08 GMT
#206
On June 14 2007 20:25 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +

Jaguar vs Anaconda


I have to watch this now.
Anaconda vs Man
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
June 14 2007 12:18 GMT
#207
On June 14 2007 20:16 SunnYPianO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2007 20:07 Reflex] wrote:
On June 14 2007 13:15 SunnYPianO wrote:
On June 14 2007 13:13 RaGnArOkY wrote:
On June 14 2007 13:03 SunnYPianO wrote:
On June 14 2007 09:26 DeadVessel wrote:
On June 14 2007 09:23 Kennigit wrote:
I heard about spiders that cut a small hole in their host and the the baby spiders in the sack eat their way out....you may want to check your scrotum a couple times.

xD


do any of you guys know that photo where this small insect did "tunnel" its way into a female breast, laid eggs, and then those eggs hatched and started to feed on the woman's mammary glands? they looked like bullet casings that were drilled into her breast


That was photoshopped.


well..don't say i didn't warn ya.
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]



......You... Didn't... Warn.... Me....


sorry. i'm assuming people understood from the statement that the warning was implicit.

Partly true.
That picture is photoshopped, but shit like this is possible :>
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_breast_larvae.htm
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
June 14 2007 13:04 GMT
#208
On June 14 2007 18:16 exalted wrote:
Update: It is 9:15 am and me and my roommate are 15 mins late for class. We (read: I) had to battle another similar spider today. He thought it was the old one, but I know the truth. He took some photos of it, will post later.

Similar type of spider.

This one was pretty easy to kill, so I believe it is the aging grandpa that has helped fertilze thousands of eggs in the room.

Good bye teamliquid.


Do you live with your boyfriend that it takes one of you fifteen minutes to kill a spider?
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
WaterCup
Profile Joined July 2005
United States73 Posts
June 14 2007 19:48 GMT
#209
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.
SunnYPianO
Profile Joined June 2007
United States37 Posts
June 14 2007 22:01 GMT
#210
On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.


right on.
이성은, FireBatHero. 삼성 칸 화이팅!
brambolius
Profile Joined January 2006
Netherlands448 Posts
June 14 2007 22:29 GMT
#211
spiders eat stuff thats WANTS to bite/sting you,

so be a man and live with it
twk
Profile Joined July 2005
Sweden31 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-14 23:49:46
June 14 2007 23:45 GMT
#212
Don't touch the bastard. It'll go straight through you.

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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20163 Posts
June 14 2007 23:55 GMT
#213
On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.


This is less than a foot long, but i would have every inclination to run away from it
BTW, this is just the moult, not the actual thing:
[image loading]
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
HappyFeetO_O
Profile Joined June 2007
China350 Posts
June 15 2007 00:22 GMT
#214
On June 15 2007 08:55 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.


This is less than a foot long, but i would have every inclination to run away from it
BTW, this is just the moult, not the actual thing:
[image loading]


I think if I saw one of those in my room I would get a big jar and try to catch it while wearing some heavy duty garden gloves (Assuming I had them handy)

Otherwise, baseball bat.
Bird sings why the caged I know
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20163 Posts
June 15 2007 00:24 GMT
#215
On June 15 2007 09:22 HappyFeetO_O wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2007 08:55 decafchicken wrote:
On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.


This is less than a foot long, but i would have every inclination to run away from it
BTW, this is just the moult, not the actual thing:
[image loading]


I think if I saw one of those in my room I would get a big jar and try to catch it while wearing some heavy duty garden gloves (Assuming I had them handy)

Otherwise, baseball bat.


Shotgun.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
June 15 2007 02:21 GMT
#216
On June 15 2007 09:24 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2007 09:22 HappyFeetO_O wrote:
On June 15 2007 08:55 decafchicken wrote:
On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.


This is less than a foot long, but i would have every inclination to run away from it
BTW, this is just the moult, not the actual thing:
[image loading]


I think if I saw one of those in my room I would get a big jar and try to catch it while wearing some heavy duty garden gloves (Assuming I had them handy)

Otherwise, baseball bat.


Shotgun.

Flamethrower
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
June 15 2007 02:30 GMT
#217
nuke
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
June 15 2007 02:43 GMT
#218
Bush
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 15 2007 03:06 GMT
#219
On June 15 2007 11:21 Vharox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2007 09:24 decafchicken wrote:
On June 15 2007 09:22 HappyFeetO_O wrote:
On June 15 2007 08:55 decafchicken wrote:
On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.


This is less than a foot long, but i would have every inclination to run away from it
BTW, this is just the moult, not the actual thing:
[image loading]


I think if I saw one of those in my room I would get a big jar and try to catch it while wearing some heavy duty garden gloves (Assuming I had them handy)

Otherwise, baseball bat.


Shotgun.

Flamethrower


Gigantic penis

luckily i have one handy ;OOO
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
June 15 2007 03:38 GMT
#220
On June 15 2007 12:06 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2007 11:21 Vharox wrote:
On June 15 2007 09:24 decafchicken wrote:
On June 15 2007 09:22 HappyFeetO_O wrote:
On June 15 2007 08:55 decafchicken wrote:
On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.


This is less than a foot long, but i would have every inclination to run away from it
BTW, this is just the moult, not the actual thing:
[image loading]


I think if I saw one of those in my room I would get a big jar and try to catch it while wearing some heavy duty garden gloves (Assuming I had them handy)

Otherwise, baseball bat.


Shotgun.

Flamethrower


Gigantic penis

luckily i have one handy ;OOO

Yes because with your cosmic powers, you can easily materialize your giant e-penis!
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
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