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exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
June 14 2007 00:05 GMT
#161
i didn't get it before i had to sleep, i had an accounting presentation that ihad to go to, i wake up this morning, huge dead cockroach on its back still wiggling near the dorm door, i assume that the spider got to it first

later, i see the spider chilling in the bathroom and an epic battle ensues with broom
too easy
Dendra
Profile Joined July 2006
Croatia801 Posts
June 14 2007 00:05 GMT
#162
On June 13 2007 14:06 Koldblooded wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 14:01 Romance_us wrote:
This is the best thread in.. well.. EVER!


Dude JUST FUCKING KILL IT if you're afraid of a spider I can't even imagine what it would be like if you were to like play boxer live or something -_-



lol, I think hes scared because he can't find it, and if he goes to sleep it will kill him.

hmm i guess this is not a good time to tell you guys how many spiders do humans eat during sleep in their life time -not joking.
Believing isnt seeing.Seeing is believing,but may not be reality.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 14 2007 00:08 GMT
#163
On June 14 2007 09:04 exalted wrote:
ok i got it its dead now


Before it left a sack of babies or after?
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
June 14 2007 00:15 GMT
#164
On June 14 2007 09:05 exalted wrote:
i didn't get it before i had to sleep, i had an accounting presentation that ihad to go to, i wake up this morning, huge dead cockroach on its back still wiggling near the dorm door, i assume that the spider got to it first

later, i see the spider chilling in the bathroom and an epic battle ensues with broom


It's only epic if you make it. Once sentence doesnt do the job. By the way check for eggs. If eggs were laid, you're going to have the same problem x 150 in a short while.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
PoP-sicle
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada418 Posts
June 14 2007 00:17 GMT
#165
Mouaahahaha im the one asking you to use broom,

still you didnt use any armor??

man that must be a epic fight

Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
June 14 2007 00:23 GMT
#166
I heard about spiders that cut a small hole in their host and the the baby spiders in the sack eat their way out....you may want to check your scrotum a couple times.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 14 2007 00:26 GMT
#167
On June 14 2007 09:23 Kennigit wrote:
I heard about spiders that cut a small hole in their host and the the baby spiders in the sack eat their way out....you may want to check your scrotum a couple times.

xD
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 14 2007 00:26 GMT
#168
EPIC BATTLE WITH SKT1 JACKET ON

Fucking spider couldnt stop you from harvard.
NatsuTerran
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States364 Posts
June 14 2007 00:34 GMT
#169
A big spider AND a cockroach at the same time?? What do you keep in your room? I think you're lucky the roach died to the spider...I find them to be much worse.
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 14 2007 00:39 GMT
#170
he only won because the spider was mortally wounded by the cockroach

you owe your life to that thing man
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
PhilGood2DaY
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany7424 Posts
June 14 2007 00:55 GMT
#171
Imagine this thing instead of a spider..


T_T
hatred outlives the hateful
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
June 14 2007 01:34 GMT
#172
oh yea that would make his day. it will curl on his balls sooner than he can say omg its crawling around my balls!
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
June 14 2007 01:56 GMT
#173
it only allowed itself to die as a distraction to ensure the safety of its progeny... i look forward to your "OMFG LOTS OF SMALL SPIDERS ON DESK HELP" thread in a few weeks time.
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 14 2007 03:31 GMT
#174
HE LIVES.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
June 14 2007 03:36 GMT
#175
On June 14 2007 09:05 exalted wrote:
i didn't get it before i had to sleep, i had an accounting presentation that ihad to go to, i wake up this morning, huge dead cockroach on its back still wiggling near the dorm door, i assume that the spider got to it first

later, i see the spider chilling in the bathroom and an epic battle ensues with broom

Pics or it never happened!
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
June 14 2007 03:37 GMT
#176
ahahahaha
lol
You guys are fucking amazing...
Lord.of.Nukes
Profile Joined December 2005
United Kingdom226 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-14 03:48:54
June 14 2007 03:47 GMT
#177
Edit: Nevermind, I hadn't realized there was a 9th page.
SunnYPianO
Profile Joined June 2007
United States37 Posts
June 14 2007 04:03 GMT
#178
On June 14 2007 09:26 DeadVessel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2007 09:23 Kennigit wrote:
I heard about spiders that cut a small hole in their host and the the baby spiders in the sack eat their way out....you may want to check your scrotum a couple times.

xD


do any of you guys know that photo where this small insect did "tunnel" its way into a female breast, laid eggs, and then those eggs hatched and started to feed on the woman's mammary glands? they looked like bullet casings that were drilled into her breast
이성은, FireBatHero. 삼성 칸 화이팅!
istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
June 14 2007 04:05 GMT
#179
On June 14 2007 09:05 Dendra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2007 14:06 Koldblooded wrote:
On June 13 2007 14:01 Romance_us wrote:
This is the best thread in.. well.. EVER!


Dude JUST FUCKING KILL IT if you're afraid of a spider I can't even imagine what it would be like if you were to like play boxer live or something -_-



lol, I think hes scared because he can't find it, and if he goes to sleep it will kill him.

hmm i guess this is not a good time to tell you guys how many spiders do humans eat during sleep in their life time -not joking.


it's three right? i think i read that on a snapple cap lol
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 14 2007 04:06 GMT
#180
sexy
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
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