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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 13 2007 05:14 GMT
#21
kill yourself

its gonna kill you anyway
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 05:16:19
June 13 2007 05:14 GMT
#22
On June 13 2007 14:12 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
i once dropped a textbook on this spider in my room

picked up the textbook and WTF it's alive and charges at me



needless to say i was hospitalised for a week

HAhaaha

Edit: Also, first few days after I moved into my dorm I saw a black widow on the edge of my bed, my roomate swatted at it and missed. I slept in it about 15 minutes later, stop being a pussy.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
June 13 2007 05:16 GMT
#23
swallow its testicles
Shit happens and then you die
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
June 13 2007 05:19 GMT
#24
Wtf? Are you fucking kidding me? Just kill it.

On an NON serious note, just keep harrassing it until he GGs.
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
June 13 2007 05:19 GMT
#25
yo, it charged out when i was fighting a friend, now i think its in myc loset, so i closed the doors of it, i guess its bad to leave it in there cuz it will lay babies? i'm afraid to open it and it will jump out on to my face arachnopatowhpiah
too easy
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
June 13 2007 05:22 GMT
#26
manup or sleep in the streets
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
June 13 2007 05:22 GMT
#27
On June 13 2007 14:19 exalted wrote:
yo, it charged out when i was fighting a friend, now i think its in myc loset, so i closed the doors of it, i guess its bad to leave it in there cuz it will lay babies? i'm afraid to open it and it will jump out on to my face arachnopatowhpiah


its gonna get u pregnant

buy some protection
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
boghat
Profile Joined January 2007
United States2109 Posts
June 13 2007 05:23 GMT
#28
I wouldn't sleep if I were you..
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 13 2007 05:25 GMT
#29
sounds like the brown recluse spider

do you know what it's capable of?
look

[image loading]




good luck
XK ßubonic
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
June 13 2007 05:27 GMT
#30
Make a thread about it. I'm sure that'll kill the spider.
epidion
Profile Joined November 2004
United States316 Posts
June 13 2007 05:31 GMT
#31
Wear a Rapex tonight?
http://www.proxiteam.net
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 05:35:37
June 13 2007 05:34 GMT
#32
[image loading]

TL.net help me pls =(
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 05:36:09
June 13 2007 05:35 GMT
#33
hahahahha this is so funny !!! hahahha the picture ( is it exalted ? )

+ Show Spoiler +
but i dont like at all big spiders i would be affraid too in the same situation "geeeehhhhh a spider is hidding in my bed !!!!"

Btw, the brown recluse is fucking scary... perhaps it is a brown recluse ...
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
June 13 2007 05:35 GMT
#34
if u try to kill it and fuck up, it'll probably get pissed and try to fuck you up
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 13 2007 05:39 GMT
#35
The first thing you'll tell your friends is how you ez'd a spider five times the size of the one that is on your desk with the flat of your palm.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
cloudnine
Profile Joined February 2007
Korea (South)42 Posts
June 13 2007 05:39 GMT
#36
[image loading]
Heres a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out ur all covered with leeches. Just say, Hey, has anybody seen my raisins (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 13 2007 05:42 GMT
#37
Mothership it !
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
June 13 2007 05:43 GMT
#38
Just calm down, everything will be alright, Geoffrey.


In all seriousness, if you're really that nervous, tuck your pants leg into your shoe/sock, grab some gloves, and a book. Go to town. Or just never open your closet door again, though I'm sure there are probably cracks around the edges, and it's already moved on.
Think. :)
tehsex
Profile Joined April 2007
296 Posts
June 13 2007 05:45 GMT
#39
On June 13 2007 14:01 Romance_us wrote:
This is the best thread in.. well.. EVER!

god how i hate when ppl say this, they basicaly ruin the thread.
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
June 13 2007 05:48 GMT
#40
holy shit kizz if the spider was that big i'd never go to my dorm again.
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