big spider on desk help

On June 13 2007 13:53 sith wrote:
hit it with your dick

On June 13 2007 14:01 Romance_us wrote:
This is the best thread in.. well.. EVER!


Dude JUST FUCKING KILL IT if you're afraid of a spider I can't even imagine what it would be like if you were to like play boxer live or something -_-

On June 13 2007 14:12 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
i once dropped a textbook on this spider in my room

picked up the textbook and WTF it's alive and charges at me



needless to say i was hospitalised for a week

On June 13 2007 14:19 exalted wrote:
yo, it charged out when i was fighting a friend, now i think its in myc loset, so i closed the doors of it, i guess its bad to leave it in there cuz it will lay babies? i'm afraid to open it and it will jump out on to my face arachnopatowhpiah

On June 13 2007 14:01 Romance_us wrote:
This is the best thread in.. well.. EVER!

On June 13 2007 13:58 CoralReefer wrote:
Electronic Bug Zapper Racket

On June 13 2007 15:36 Zelniq wrote:
just use your tvz skills LOL

On June 13 2007 16:50 BroOd wrote:
take off your pants and lie down, it'll probably just get sucked into your gaping vagina.

On June 13 2007 16:50 BroOd wrote:
take off your pants and lie down, it'll probably just get sucked into your gaping vagina.

On June 13 2007 16:54 boghat wrote:
Kizz is that you in that pic?

On June 13 2007 17:43 fanta[Rn] wrote:
I love you bioboyAT.
Did anyone else check his desk after reading the OP's post? :o

On June 13 2007 16:58 Hawk wrote:


gawd steal my joke less

On June 13 2007 14:12 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
i once dropped a textbook on this spider in my room

picked up the textbook and WTF it's alive and charges at me



needless to say i was hospitalised for a week

On June 13 2007 18:06 MYM.Testie wrote:
Still no update from the OP?...
Spider 1 (with rep)
Exalted 0

The spider probably owns the room and everything in it by now.

On June 13 2007 18:18 MYM.Testie wrote:
If Exalted has a girlfriend, the spider is probably having sex with her right now.

On June 13 2007 18:18 MYM.Testie wrote:
If Exalted has a girlfriend, the spider is probably having sex with her right now.

On June 13 2007 18:08 BroOd wrote:


you mean south park's joke?

On June 13 2007 19:06 Reflex] wrote:
Just apply some pressure first, to keep him in turtle stage. Start pumping corsairs to keep the pressure up, and to contain his economy. Try and expo all over, while pumping sairs and make reavers and shuttles also. When you're ready to make a push, bring your dropships behind its min line, and disruption web the surrounding area.

Gl.

On June 13 2007 18:33 IntoTheWow wrote:
Well it seems that this spider is going to die of hunger then.

On June 13 2007 19:14 evanthebouncy! wrote:


nah they can live like 2/3 months with out food, it's proven that black widow can live 1 year w/ no food. Makes sense too, it's kinda rare for bugs to ramdonly fly into a net, and they had alot of time to wait and wait.

Well spiders are not that bad, I had to take out around 10 spiders every months, they just crawl on you for abit before you can put them outside your window, it's not bad...

On June 13 2007 16:41 SiMPL wrote:
Why dont you just you your purse to hit it

On June 13 2007 21:30 Sosha wrote:
Spiders are fucked up anyway..
They're so small, most of the time and yet are able to kill even human beings.
I'm come across many big ones, and if u're still out there on the hunt - snap a photo of it to show how "big" this monster is!
I once had a spider that I hit, I think w/ a shoe, and it was still alive and somewhat came at me after I swung at it. After the 2nd hit, 3rd hit and 4th hit.. it pretty much quit moving.

They're the creepiest thing though - always wonder if u're sleeping and they come out, they could crawl over u while u're sleeping. Ideally, if u disturb them, they get provoked - if they get provoked, they'll attack. There's nothing like geting bit by a poisonous spider and not knowing about it, and dieing 30 mins later because u didn't know it was life-threatening.
There's no shame in being afraid of a spider. It's the same as ppl being afraid of the dark, confined spaces, blood, snakes or high points of elevation - It's human nature.

On June 13 2007 19:25 Detonate wrote:
Fun Fact: The average human eats 6-8 spiders in their lifetime. Hope your hungry when you go to bed

On June 13 2007 21:50 Laverick wrote:


That's an urban legend. :-/

Everyone breathes when they're asleep and spiders run away at the sign of something breathing on them. It won't even go anywhere near your mouth. The only possible way you could swallow one is if it falls off the ceiling into your mouth, which is highly unlikely, especially if you sleep with your mouth shut.

On June 13 2007 19:14 evanthebouncy! wrote:


nah they can live like 2/3 months with out food, it's proven that black widow can live 1 year w/ no food. Makes sense too, it's kinda rare for bugs to ramdonly fly into a net, and they had alot of time to wait and wait.

Well spiders are not that bad, I had to take out around 10 spiders every months, they just crawl on you for abit before you can put them outside your window, it's not bad...

On June 13 2007 22:39 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:


He was saying that Exalted has no brain for the spider to feed off of.

And honestly, what more can we expect from a Lacoste wearing nancy like exalted? His watch might get scratched if he swung a notebook.

On June 13 2007 19:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
holy fucking shit the bw jokes have got to either get better or stop.

On June 13 2007 21:57 Manifesto7 wrote:
Yeah like drunkeness and betting...

On June 13 2007 21:56 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


That isnt "the only possible way" you can swallow a spider.

On June 14 2007 01:33 turk wrote:
dude! i'm being terrorized by a giant moth right now. it's trying to get out so i'm trying to catch it and let it out so it doesn't make scratching noises while i'm studying/sleeping but it hit me in the face. it'll fly for a little bit hit something and then just lie there to rest and then start bouncing off wall/objects again.

On June 14 2007 05:20 Hawk wrote:
this thread keeps getting better. i woke up this morning and exalted still hasnt confirmed he's alive.

On June 14 2007 01:32 HappyFeetO_O wrote:


What is this, Fox News? Quote the whole sentence that you're using and then figure out what you did wrong.

hint: there is a qualifier at the end of the sentence.

On June 13 2007 14:06 Koldblooded wrote:



lol, I think hes scared because he can't find it, and if he goes to sleep it will kill him.

On June 14 2007 09:04 exalted wrote:
ok i got it its dead now

On June 14 2007 09:05 exalted wrote:
i didn't get it before i had to sleep, i had an accounting presentation that ihad to go to, i wake up this morning, huge dead cockroach on its back still wiggling near the dorm door, i assume that the spider got to it first

later, i see the spider chilling in the bathroom and an epic battle ensues with broom

On June 14 2007 09:23 Kennigit wrote:
I heard about spiders that cut a small hole in their host and the the baby spiders in the sack eat their way out....you may want to check your scrotum a couple times.

On June 14 2007 09:05 exalted wrote:
i didn't get it before i had to sleep, i had an accounting presentation that ihad to go to, i wake up this morning, huge dead cockroach on its back still wiggling near the dorm door, i assume that the spider got to it first

later, i see the spider chilling in the bathroom and an epic battle ensues with broom

On June 14 2007 09:26 DeadVessel wrote:

xD

On June 14 2007 09:05 Dendra wrote:

hmm i guess this is not a good time to tell you guys how many spiders do humans eat during sleep in their life time -not joking.

On June 14 2007 13:13 RaGnArOkY wrote:


That was photoshopped.

On June 14 2007 13:03 SunnYPianO wrote:


do any of you guys know that photo where this small insect did "tunnel" its way into a female breast, laid eggs, and then those eggs hatched and started to feed on the woman's mammary glands? they looked like bullet casings that were drilled into her breast

On June 14 2007 14:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


SPiders dont do that. But I suggest wiki'ing "Boy Fly" or "Sand Fleas" for some grotesque creatures

On June 14 2007 18:16 exalted wrote:
Update: It is 9:15 am and me and my roommate are 15 mins late for class. We (read: I) had to battle another similar spider today. He thought it was the old one, but I know the truth. He took some photos of it, will post later.

Similar type of spider.

This one was pretty easy to kill, so I believe it is the aging grandpa that has helped fertilze thousands of eggs in the room.

Good bye teamliquid.

On June 14 2007 18:16 exalted wrote:

Good bye teamliquid.

On June 14 2007 09:55 MaGic~PhiL wrote:
Imagine this thing instead of a spider..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg&mode=related&search=

T_T

On June 14 2007 14:11 exalted wrote:
wtftit.jpg is one of the most disgusting photoshops, fucking plaguing my thread with your gross fetish

On June 14 2007 13:15 SunnYPianO wrote:


well..don't say i didn't warn ya.
+ Show Spoiler +

On June 14 2007 20:07 Reflex] wrote:


......You... Didn't... Warn.... Me....

Jaguar vs Anaconda

On June 14 2007 20:25 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:


I have to watch this now.

On June 14 2007 20:16 SunnYPianO wrote:


sorry. i'm assuming people understood from the statement that the warning was implicit.

On June 14 2007 18:16 exalted wrote:
Update: It is 9:15 am and me and my roommate are 15 mins late for class. We (read: I) had to battle another similar spider today. He thought it was the old one, but I know the truth. He took some photos of it, will post later.

Similar type of spider.

This one was pretty easy to kill, so I believe it is the aging grandpa that has helped fertilze thousands of eggs in the room.

Good bye teamliquid.

On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.

On June 15 2007 04:48 WaterCup wrote:
Holy shit. Are you guys serious? Take a look at the mirror. Do you think it's natural for someone that's 5-7 feet tall to run from something that is less than a feet long?

Be a man and kill the next one barehanded.

On June 15 2007 08:55 decafchicken wrote:


This is less than a foot long, but i would have every inclination to run away from it
BTW, this is just the moult, not the actual thing:

On June 15 2007 09:22 HappyFeetO_O wrote:


I think if I saw one of those in my room I would get a big jar and try to catch it while wearing some heavy duty garden gloves (Assuming I had them handy)

Otherwise, baseball bat.

On June 15 2007 09:24 decafchicken wrote:


Shotgun.

On June 15 2007 11:21 Vharox wrote:

Flamethrower

On June 15 2007 12:06 ToT)OjKa( wrote:


Gigantic penis

luckily i have one handy ;OOO

On June 14 2007 18:16 exalted wrote:
Update: It is 9:15 am and me and my roommate are 15 mins late for class. We (read: I) had to battle another similar spider today. He thought it was the old one, but I know the truth. He took some photos of it, will post later.

Similar type of spider.

This one was pretty easy to kill, so I believe it is the aging grandpa that has helped fertilze thousands of eggs in the room.

Good bye teamliquid.

On June 15 2007 17:29 Mora wrote:
how did this thread reach 12 pages? Couldn't we have just called him a faggot and left it at that?

On June 13 2007 21:34 decafchicken wrote:


I really honestly dont know what to make of this post. There's many indicators that you seriously believe what you're saying, but it's just too retarded for me to be sure.